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I’M GONNA SCRATCH MY BLACKBOARD AND MAKE HIM SCREAM! I’M GOING TO MAKE THE NORTHERN DISTRICT HOLLER! AND THE FBI AGENTS SCREAM IN PAIN! (PLANE CRASH WITNESS SAID IT WAS LIKE SOMEONE {SCRATCHING THEIR NAILS WITH A CHALKBOAD}, EXCEPT A THOUSAND TIME WORSE! THEY WERE SCREAMIING IN THE FIRE!)!

[10-15-24]I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW AUTHENTIC I CAN BE!SOMEBODY GET NETANYAHU SOME FINGERNAIL POLISH!I’M GOING TO SCRAPE HIS NAILS TOGETHER,LITERALLY!I’M GONNA SCRATCH MY BLACKBOARD AND MAKE HIM SCREAM!I’M…

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THEY THINK THEY’RE IN SOME KIND OF COMIC BOOK FIGHTING THE FANTASTIC 4 ! 1.) AN INVISIBLE WARRIOR! 2.) A FIST THAT STRETCHES AROUND THE WORLD! 3.) A magician like no other! 4.) WITH ALL POWER! NO! NO! NO! NO! IT’S THE POWER OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST! BEFORE ABRAHAM WAS, I AM!

10-12-24Dumpster! Hooded Unicorn thrusted through something but couldn’t tell what it pierced!PRONOUNCED DEAD!I’M GONNA BOX THEM IN! HE’S A LONG SHOOTER! I’M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE! Song: You…

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