CONGRESS BREAKING NEWS COMING ATTRACTIONS God Fly Swatter & Hammer FEBRUARY 18, THUS SAITH THE LORD! JOE BIDEN! I’M GOING TO CONFUSE HIM EVEN MORE! I’M GOING TO TAKE WHATS DEAR TO HIS HEART! HIS VERY MIND! THEN I’M GOING TO TAKE YOURS, MINE ENEMIES! gdvenge12 months ago9 months ago01 mins Post navigation Previous: THUS SAITH THE LORD! I HAVE PIERCED THEIR ARMOUR!!!Next: THUS SAITH THE LORD! I’M GOING TO DIP MY FOOT IN SOME BLOOD! AND I’M GOING TO SMEAR IT ALL OVER THE PACKERS! I’M GOING TO KILL THE OPPOSITION! AND THOSE THAT PACK HEAT SAITH THE LORD! KEEP WATCHING THE NEWS SEVERAL TIMES SAITH THE LORD! 3 THINGS SAITH THE LORD! EDIT IN THE CAR! I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHOSE PACKING HEAT!
JUMBO JET! I’MA TAKE A JUMBO JET DOWN (JET SET CLUB)! I’M RICK JAMES BITCH! I’M COMING DOWN THERE AND IMA TAKE A JUMBO JET DOWN (JET SET CLUB)! MAKE SURE I GET 200 OR MORE PEOPLE! [3:41 AM] I’M GOING TO TAKE TURNS B!TCH SLAPPING YOU WITH DR. KING! A GREAT ANOINTING HAVE I! COURTESY OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST! THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, STATE! GOVERNMENT YOU’RE ALL A COLLECTIVE, SAID THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! DON’T SPLITS HAIRS WITH ME! I’LL SPLIT YOUR SKULL WIDE OPEN (ROOFTOP COLLAPSE SPLIT MANY HEADS OPEN)! 2/6/25. OF MANY ONE [3:16 AM]. INDICTMENT! A TRAGIC MISTAKE! GOD’S VIETNAM! I WARNED YOU FOOLS! YOU SHOULD HAVE HEEDED MY WARNING! YOU AND CHRISTOPHER LANE! TELL CONGRESS WHAT I SAID! I’M INCLUDING THEM IN EVERYTHING! INCLUDING TRUMP! I’M NEVER STOPPING, SAID THE LORD! I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHO’S GOD AND IT’S NOT GOING TO BE YOU! IT’S CRACKER BARREL TIME! I’M GONNA PUT A CLOCK RIGHT ON THE FACE OF THE FBI! CALL IT A JONESTOWN MASSACRE! gdvenge3 days ago3 days ago 0
ROOFTOP COLLAPSE! (130 DEAD, MANY MISSING)! 3/31/25. I’MA ASTONISH THE WORLD, VIOLENTLY! Feels like a baseball cap! (PRO BASEBALL PLAYERS DIE AND THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS!) I’M GONNA LET LOOSE CRIES IN THE HALLWAYS, DOMINICAN STYLE! THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC! THE WHOLE TRUCK, I’M GOING TO LAY THE WHOLE BUILDING IN THE WATER (4 SOLDIERS TRUCKER SWAMP STYLE)! GANGSTER STYLE! (WHITE SOX, WHITE HOUSE)! LET’S NOT SPLIT HAIRS! EVERYTHING IS AS SYMBOL FOR SOMETHING ELSE! I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE SAITH THE LORD! NO MORE PUSS-N-BOOTS I’MA PICK YOU UP AND THROW YOU OFF THE ROOFTOP! ANOTHER BLITZKRIEG MOMENT! CALL IT VIOLENCE AND MORE VIOLENCE! THE VIOLENT HALF AND THE VIOLENT SIDE OF ME! I CAN BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE, IN YOUR BEDROOM AND IN YOUR HOUSE, JESSICA SAVAGE STYLE! [4-3-25] MULTIPLE TRAGEDIES AND CASUALTIES! I’MA PICK YOU UP AND THROW YOU OFF THE ROOFTOP! 13 STORIES BELOW! GIVE YOU THAT U LUCKY NUMBER THAT HAS COME UP! 13 SOLDIERS (CELEBRITIES?)! KILLED! I CAN’T HELP MYSELF I CAN’T STOP, DON’T STOP TIL YOU GET ENOUGH! NEVER EVER, SAID THE LORD! A NEW NIGHTMARE UNFORESEEN! A WEEK OF NIGHTMARES, IT’S NOT GOING TO GET ANY BETTER! [4-1-25] Vision: Somebody, God’s Giant Hand, stacking toy soldiers by hand on a rooftop! A NEW NIGHTMARE! I’M GONNA OUT-DO MYSELF EACH TIME! LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN COUNT! I’M GONNA DOMINATE (DOMIN-ICAN) THE AIRWAVES! gdvenge4 days ago4 days ago 0
A BLITZKRIEG MOMENT! I’M TICKLED PINK! (RED AMBULANCE PAINT MIXED WITH WHITE = “TICKLED PINK”) A RATS NEST IS DEAD! STARRY-EYED MUSEUM! ONE WHOP, SAID THE LORD! IT MUST BE THIS CASE (COURT CASE 15 CHARGES)! I told them this was going to happen, THE JURY IS NEXT! TO PARAPHRASE, LET’S JUST GET EVERYBODY, SAID THE LORD! STICKER SHOCK! AN AMBULANCE NETWORK! PAINFULLY SORROW! I’M GONNA START GETTING THE GENERAL’S DAUGHTERS, COMBINE 2 AND 2! INDOORS, YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM ME! CALL IT, “PROOF OF CHRIST”! 2/19/25! FBI, DOJ, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE! I’MA DIAL M FOR MURDER! LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!I’M GOING TO CUT YOUR THROAT FOR IT! YOU HAVE BROUGHT A VICIOUS JUDGEMENT DOWN UPON THE WORLD FOR YOUR ARROGANCE, A JUDGEMENT BY ME, SAID THE LORD! TELL ME AGAIN WHAT YOU AIN’T GONNA DO, THAT’S YOUR BABY RUNNING, SAID THE LORD! YOU HAVE TEARS ROLLING DOWN THEIR FACE! [1-15-25]I’M TICKLED PINK, A PINK ROSE THAT ISA GREATER PROPHET THAN MOSES AND YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO COME AND ARREST HIM AND GET AWAY WITH IT! I’MA GET EVERYONE INCLUDING THE BOSSES, AND THOSE THAT SENT THEM SAITH THE LORD! A D.C. TRIP ALSO, SAITH THE LORD! A RECON GAME! CALL IT VIOLENT MATTERS! I’MA MADMAN BEREAVED OF MY PUPS!!!! I’MA TAKE DOWN AN FBI, DOJ, AND MILITARY PLANE IN ONE DAY! I’MA GET THE CHICAGO POLICE ALSO! AND OTHERS INCLUDING YOUR ASSASSINS! STAND DOWN OR I’LL KNOCK YOU DOWN VIOLENTLY! LOTS OF BLOWS!!! gdvenge6 days ago5 days ago 0
DANTES INFERNO! Reporter: It’s like Dante’s Inferno, It’s so Horrific! One major news outlet! Words: Hell has come up to meet us! INFERNO! YOU MAKE FOR A BAD FOOL! 1/9/25, 2/24/25 I’M GONNA BUSHWACK YOU! [3-4-25] Vision: Giant Eagle Terror Bird reaching his claw out to grab something, EVERY TRANSMISSION IS CLOSED! MECHANICAL FAILURE. TRANSMISSION! A WHIRLWIND OF TRUTH, A FELONY ASSAULT!! STRAIGHT FROM HELL! AND THE DEAD ARE NOT FINISHED YET! [7/9/24] A DRIBFEST! DRIBBLE OF TEARS! I’M GONNA DROWN YOUR OTHER FRIEND! I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU PUMP THE BRAKES REAL HARD! BULLETPROOF DIDN’T WORK! 11/30/24 THE PANCAKE MAN IS RUNNING WILD! A TV DOOM EFFECT! GOD SPRAYING A MACHINE EXTERMINATION FOR INSECTS! CALL IT DANTE’S INFERNO! PUMPKIN SHOES (PUMPKING HEAD MONSTER)! A STRANGE ACCIDENT! MAY DAY, MAY DAY, MAY DAY! A CURE FOR THE STUBBORN HEARTED! A NARRATION AFFAIR, A REPORTER ON THE SCENE! WHAT WAS THE MIX-UP? YOUR MOM!!!!! gdvenge1 week ago1 week ago 0