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LUBRICATE THAT STEERING WHEEL IT STICKS, SAID THE LORD! I’MA PUT YOU IN THE BACK SEAT WITH YOUR BABY WHILE I RAM YOUR CAR! A TORRENTIAL RAIN OF TERROR! I’M GOING TO GET ALL OF YOU ALL! A TOWER OF PIZZA! SKIN GRAFTS GALORE! OCTOPUS GRILL! LET’S SEE WHO CAN HIDE FROM ME! YOU’RE DEEPLY IN TROUBLE! WEIGH YOU DOWN IN THE ALLEY! A GRIEF FEST! YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST WILL BE USELESS! I’MA CRIPPLE THE EAVESDROPPERS! AND THE WHOLE SURVEILLANCE TEAM I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW POWERFUL, I AM! SAID THE LORD! YOU’RE A COLLECTIVE THAT DEFIED THE ALMIGHTY GOD! I’M GONNA PUNISH EVERYONE OF YOU! I’MA ERASE YOUR PROPERTY LINES! SHUT IT ALL DOWN! THINGS ARE GOING TO GET REAL REAL BAD!

2/14/25

OCTOPUS GRILL! [1:05 A.M.]

LET’S SEE WHO CAN HIDE FROM ME!

YOU’RE DEEPLY IN TROUBLE!

WEIGH YOU DOWN IN THE ALLEY!

A GRIEF FEST!

YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST WILL BE USELESS!

I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW POWERFUL, I AM!

A TORRENTIAL RAIN OF TERROR! [1:47 AM]
I’M GOING TO GET ALL OF YOU ALL!
A 1000 YEARS I’M GOING TO COMPRESS IT INTO ONE!
LUBRICATE THAT STEERING WHEEL IT STICKS, SAID THE LORD!
I’MA PUT YOU IN THE BACK SEAT WITH YOUR BABY!
WHILE I RAM YOUR CAR!
GET READY I’MA BE IN AND OUT!
ROCKETS!
AN HOUR LONG!
I’M VICIOUS, SAID THE LORD

THE POLICE ARE ON YOUR SIDE!
THEY GONNA ABANDON YOU!
THEY’RE GOING TO CHANGE THEIR POLICY
CALL IT F- THE FBI!
THINGS ARE GOING TO GET REAL REAL BAD!
A BREATH STROKE!

A TOWER OF PIZZA!
SKIN GRAFTS GALORE!
VISION OF A GIANT BULL DOG OR PIT BULL WITH TRILLION POINTED EARS
HE STANDING BY SOMEBODY ELSE  READY TO ATTACK!

TWO MONSTERS AT ONCE, SAID THE LORD!
THEY’RE CALLED A DETONATOR!
I’M SCHOOL YOU IN DETONATION!
THE TWO OF US TOGETHER!
I’M GONNA USE ONE PORT OF THE SOUND AND ANOTHER ONE FOR THE BOMB!

I’MA CRIPPLE THE EAVESDROPPERS!
AND THE WHOLE SURVEILLANCE TEAM
MAKE YOU RUN IN FEAR!
WHERE THE CORRUPTION IS
YOU CAN SAY ALL YOU WANT, NOT ME!
YOU’RE A COLLECTIVE THAT DEFIED THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’M GONNA PUNISH EVERYONE OF YOU!

I’MA ERASE YOUR PROPERTY LINES!
SHUT IT ALL DOWN! [2:13 AM]

GET THEM UP ON HIS FEET SO I CAN KNOCK HIM DOWN!
RELENTLESSLY!
THERE’S DIRTY TRICKS IN THE POOL
PLANNED AHEAD FOR YOUR DOOM!

VISION I HEAR PEOPLE IN THE STREETS WHIMPERING
HELP ME!
YOUR FATHERS AND DAUGHTERS, SAID THE LORD!

I’M GONNA COMPLIMENT YOU ON HOW BRAVE YOU ARE!
EVIDENCE THAT DEMANDS A VERDICT!
IMA MAKE YOU YELL, I CAN’T TAKE THIS LIFESTYLE ANYMORE!
YOU’RE MARRIED TO IT! FROM NOW ON TO ETERNITY!
AND I NEVER LIE, SAID THE LORD!

THERE WAS THIS MAN, CALLED JOB!
HE WALKS AMONG YOU!
HE’S GOING TO TERRORIZE YOU FOR TERRORIZING AARON!
GET GOOD AND READY, SAID THE LORD!
THAT PERSON IS REAL AND ALL POWERFUL!!

VISION: I HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING SOME FOLKS IN MY FAMILY ARE NOT HAPPY WITH THIS!
PAY HIM HIS MONEY AND GET RID OF HIM!
IT’S NOT WORTH IT!
I HEAR ANGEL SAYING “DARLING, IT IS”

A CAMEL TOE
I’MA RAID YOUR GROCERY STORES!
TAKE ALL THE BREAD AND BUTTER!
TAKE ALL THE STEAK ITEMS TOO!

A TRIBE CALLED JESUS!

I HEAR A FBI AGENT, DOJ, SAYING SOMEBODY ASKED HIM
ARE YOU FLEEING PEOPLE? AND ONE OF THEM SAID, “YES MY WIFE AND KIDS”

LIKE A SWAB BACKING IT UP!
YOU TOOK A SWAB AT AARON!
NOW I’MA TAKE A SWAB AT YOU WITH VIOLENCE!
GREAT VIOLENCE, SAID THE LORD!

I HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING I LOOK UP AND THIS MAKES ME SICK!
I CRY EVERY NIGHT!

ELON MUSK!
BECAUSE OF HIS NAME!

VISION OF A GIANT FIST PUNCHING THRU A SHEET OF STRETCH PLASTIC
THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT!
THE TOP BRASS!
A JUNGLE! [3:10 A.M.]