MITCH MCCONNELL IN A 3 POINT PLAY
A STARRY-EYED MUSEUM!
Somebody: I heard you loud and clear!
BUT DID YOU STOP WIPPING AARON,
OR HIS FAMILY?
NO, YOU CALLED ANOTHER HEARING DATE!
THAT’S WHY I’M GOING TO CANCEL YOU LIKE THE BAY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
HUSBAND AND WIFE!
TRIBUTES FROM WASHINGTON AND HOLLYWOOD!
A FLATERY LIKE NO OTHER!
THEY KNOW I’M A TRUE KILLER,
AND I’M SEARCHING FOR THE NEXT VICTIM, ALWAYS, THE BANG UP JOB!
I’M GOING TO FLOAT IN THE RIVER RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
AND KILL WHILE YOU WALKING DOWN THE STREET!
NO ONE DEDICATED THEMSELVES TO ME LIKE YOU IN 3OO YEARS!
I’M MAKING A CHANGE!
THE PRESS IS HERE!
SILENCE IS A MESS!
ASTONISHED BEYOND BELIEF!
BREAKNECK!
A TRUE PROPHET IN OUR MIDST, A KILLER!
THIS IS NOT HAPPY NEWS!
THIS IS NOT HAPPY NEWS!
MONEY!
BRIBERY!
EXTORTION FOR YOUR ENEMIES!
THIS MAN IS A JACK OF ALL TRADES, IN TERROR, SAID THE LORD!
A MILLION A DAY WILL COME IN!
CALL IT, TERROR CEASER!
THEY WILL BE AFRAID TO KILL YOU,
EVEN THOUGH THEY WANT TO!
A LOT OF PEOPLE BELIEVE IN HELL NOW!
THEY WILL DISCUSS IT OPENLY!