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12/22/24 – THUS SAID THE LORD, A PRESS CONFERENCE! THE NEXT 24 HOURS (ANNOUNCING THE CHARGERS ARE DROPPED)! ANOTHER DEADLINE PASSED! I JUST GET ANGRIER AND ANGRIER! I’M GOING TO BUMP OFF 2 CONGRESSMEN! I’M A PAN THROUGH HOLLYWOOD! GIVE THEM THE JORDAN NEELEY TREATMENT! I’M GOING TO PUT NEW YORK CITY ON THE RUN! I’M GONNA START STRANGLING PEOPLE AS THEY WALK! CANDYMAN TIMES 12 BILLION! SAY JORDAN NEELEYS NAME 12 TIMES A DAY! A BILLIONAIRE NIGHTMARE, I’M ABOUT TO GO GET 12 MORE!! SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE STRANGLED BY GOD, I WARNED YOU IN MY WORD ABOUT FEEDING THE HOMELESS AND I LET YOU KNOW YOU WOULD BE UP FOR A MOST VICIOUS KILLING, BUT YOU IGNORED ME! THAT WAS ME (THE LORD JESUS CHRIST) YOU STRANGLED AND I’M GOING TO PROVE IT TO YOU!

12-22-24
MY MOTHER!
NIMKUMPUT!
PUSH THEIR FATHER OUT TO SEA!
TAILBONE CRASH!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I’MA PAN THROUGH HOLLYWOOD,
GIVE THEM THE JORDAN NEELEY TREATMENT!

GULLIVER’S TRAVEL!
HAVING SEX WITH THE 1ST GATE, 2ND GATE, 3RD GATE!
NO STOP, JUST KEEP KILLING HIM!
I’M GOING TO PUT NEW YORK CITY ON THE RUN!
I’M GONNA START STRANGLING PEOPLE AS THEY WALK,
RIGHT UP INTO MANHATTAN
GET THE BLACK AND WHITE
A TERRIBLE RETRIBUTION!
I’M GONNA MAKE PEOPLE AFRAID TO GO OUTSIDE THEIR HOMES!
SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS, YOU FED ME, YOU FED ME NOT!
SHOW YOU THAT I’M THE ONLY OPINION THAT MATTERS!
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU,
WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE FOR CHRIST?
I’M GONNA BRING THE CITY TO ITS KNEES
VIOLENT STYLE!
LETS BURN THE TRASH!
I’M GONNA TAKE MY PAIN OUT ON YOU,
MALE AND FEMALE!
SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE STRANGLED BY GOD,
A CHOKEHOLD YOU’RE NEVER FORGET!

A RICK JAMES STATUE!
BLOW UP THE TIMES SQUARE!
I’M GONNA KILL MANY DEAD
OLD PLATE AND A SALAMITAN’S PLATE!
I’MA DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE
JORDAN NEELEY STYLE!
NEELY WROTE, CAN I HAVE A PIECE OF BREAD?


I HAVE NO STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS
FROM ONE EXTREME TO ANOTHER
A FUNDRAISER
A CRAIGSLIST DUMMY
A PANHANDLE CREW
THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE TO ME!
I’M GOING TO KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU ON THE TRAIN,
VICIOUSLY, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO GET THE KIDS AND THE BABIES TOO,
SHOW YOU HOW VICIOUS I CAN BE!

A SNAP IN JUDGEMENT!
I’M GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECKS,
TYLER PERRY STYLE!
THEY WON’T BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE YOU WHEN I FINISH WITH YOU!
A RETRIBUTION LIKE NO OTHER!
I’M GETTING EVERYBODY,
A SPAR IN THE AFTERNOON!
I WARNED YOU IN MY WORD ABOUT FEEDING THE HOMELESS
AND I LET YOU KNOW YOU WOULD BE UP FOR A MOST VICIOUS KILLING, BUT YOU IGNORED ME!

THAT WAS ME YOU STRANGLED AND I’M GOING TO PROVE IT TO YOU!
TELL ME I GOT WHAT I DESERVED

A NOTTINGBIRD PRESS!
DOES A BLACK LIFE MATTER?
NOT TO THE BLACK OR WHITE!
YOU FORGOT YOU WERE ON MY PLANET
WHERE ONLY MY RULES APPLY
FUEL FOR THE FIRE, I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU

ANOTHER AFGHANISTAN HIT!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU TWITCH IN THE STREET,
LIVE AND ON THE AIR!
A TWITCH JUNKIE
STRANGLED NO DOUBT!
A POSITIVE EXPLOSIVE
A NEURON AFFAIR!
I’M ONLY GOING TO SPARE THOSE THAT TOLD YOU TO STOP!
I’M THE CRAIGSLIST HITMAN, MAKING HOME VISITS,
AN EASY LAY UP!
A KANGAROO COURT!
NOBODY ASKED WHAT I THOUGHT!
THEY FORGOT I’M A KILLER LIKE NO OTHER,
ASK THE FBI!
A RUTHLESS GANG AM I,
A CARTEL FROM HEAVEN, BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS STRONG!
I’M GOING TO SWEEP YOU UP AND OFF OF YOUR FEET!
AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE NIGHTMARE
CANDYMAN TIMES 12 BILLION
SAY JORDAN NEELEYS NAME 12 TIMES A DAY!
A BILLIONAIRE NIGHTMARE,
I’M ABOUT TO GO GET 12 MORE!
I’M SEETHING HOT WITH A VICIOUS ANGER!

I’M GONNA PUT YOU ON FRONT ROW STREET
A POTTERSVILLE ATTACK!
Lady yelling: “You’re killing him”
AND STILL NOBODY STOPPED

NEITHER AM I GONNA STOP!
I’M GONNA PUT YOU IN A CHOKEHOLD LIKE NO OTHER,
FOLLOW EVERY ONE OF YOU HOME
GANGSTER STYLE !
I’M GONNA FLIP YOU RIGHT ON YOUR BACK
RIGHT IN THE TOWN SQUARE!
I’M GONNA GRASP THE CLOCK AS I KILL YOU, AS I TURN BACK TIME!
A RICH MAN’S NOOSE!
PROVOKE ME WITH FEAR AND HATRED
A COMPILATION FROM OUR MOVIE
AN AWESOME TIME!
NOBODY’S GOT TIME FOR ME!
THE LANTERN IS EXTREMELY SATISFIED WITH THEIR NEEDS!
Somebody teeing off on a subway platform!
I’M VERY ANGRY, SAID THE LORD!
Somebody: Worthless piece of shit
I’M GOING TO GET EVERY ONE OF YOU!
THIS IS YOUR RESPONSE TO THAT I SAID IN MY WORD ABOUT FEEDING THE HUNGRY!
I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW DIABOLICAL I CAN BE!

I’M GONNA SURPRISE THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN
SHOW YOU I’VE GOT BILLIONS OF HANDS EVERYWHERE!
YELLOW IS MY FAVORITE,
A YELLOW CAKE URANIUM!
I’M GONNA CHOKE YOU ON STEROIDS
2 DIFFERENT TIMES!
I HEARD YOUR RANTS ABOUT THE HOMELESS
I KNOW EVERY THOUGHT AND DEED
I CATALOGUE IT FOR MY NIGHTMARES,

I READ EVERY THOUGHT!
IT’S NOT A PHYSICAL BEING
QUITE LITERALLY
HONEY NOTES AND NOTES
HIS STRONGEST POLITICAL VIEW!
I’M GONNA GET THE NEWSCASTERS THAT SUPPORTED HIM BEING KILLED
SAYING HE WAS JUSTIFIED, AN UNARMED MAN,!

NO, LET THE POLICE HANDLE IT!
LET’S GET UP AND KILL HIM!
I’M GOING TO KILL YOU RIGHT IN THE TV STUDIO,


SPREAD THE FEAR AROUND!
AN EARLY DEATH SQUAD!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
WHAT HAVE WE TO DO WITH THEE?
ART THOUGH HERE TO TORMENT US BEFORE TIME? [Matthew 8:29]
YES I AM, SAID THE LORD!
JORDAN NEELEY, I CAN’T ALLOW YOU IN THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES, YOU’LL BE RIGHT WHERE HE WAS AT,
CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE,
A MAN AND WOMAN WITH NOTHING TO LOSE!
Somebody opening up some foil, half stick of butter, Oh my God!
Vision: A rams head
CALL IT CITY SERVICES
THEY KNEW WHERE HE WAS AND THAT HE NEEDED HELP

A CLOSED RANK
HE IS THE MESSIAH
SENT TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE!
A JORDAN NEELEY CONCERT,
YOU COULD RAISE MONEY FOR DANIEL PENNY, BUT NONE FOR JORDAN NEELEY!
I’M GONNA KILL THE FUNDRAISER AND THE GIVER,
SHOW YOU AGAIN HOW VICIOUS I CAN BE
AND IN FACT, HE SAID THAT
BUT YOU IGNORED MY WORD!
I’M GONNA IGNORE YOU WHEN YOU CRY FOR HELP, WHEN YOU SCREAM, SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HELL!
A MAX CHIP CHANGE!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU THE MOST PROLIFIC MUSICIAN IN THE WORLD
DOUBLETIME
PAID UP AND IN FULL
LET LOOSE AND LET GOD!
LET’S KILL HIM FOR YELLING TO LOUD
AND THROWING HIS JACKET DOWN,
A WHITE MAN’S REVENGE!
CALL IT JESUS’ REVENGE
I STUDIED WAYS OF HOW I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!
A LOT MORE ARE GOING TO DIE !
THAN IT’S ON THE TREE/TRAIN!
A TAXPAYER’S SYNDROME
YOU FAILED YO DISCLOSE TO THE JURY, THAT I AM JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER!
DEADLOCKED!
I’VE GOT MY OWN JUSTICE!
I’M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE THAT VOTED TO ACQUIT HIM,
EVERY LAST ONE,
A BONE CANCER JURY!
I’M GOING TO TURN THE TIDE AGAINST YOU
ON AND ON UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN!
AN INAUGURATION!
Somebody: I got a job, I don’t have to beg for money
LET ME KILL YOUR MOTHER IN A SUITCASE, AND SEE HOW BITTERLY FIT YOU’LL BE!
A MENACE TO SOCIETY
AND UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED!
Lady: How dare you come to my door begging for money
WE HAD TO KILL HIM, WE WERE IN FEAR FOR OUR LIVES!
YOU DO ABORTIONS EVERY DAY, SHOULD I KILL YOU?
A SCUMBAG LIAR!
OH, IF THE BABIES COULD SPEAK!
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!
[1 Timothy 6:10]
I’VE GOT A RIGHT TO TAKE ANYBODY’S LIFE, BUT YOU DON’T!
A HIRED HITMAN, A GENOCIDE!
PROMOTED ABORTION AT EVERY TURN,
NOW THEY WANT TO CRY INNOCENT,
AND SAY I WAS IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE!
WHERE WAS JORDAN NEELEY’S PLIERS AGAINST YOU?
THAT’S ENOUGH ALREADY
DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH
I hear a Cut,
I’M GOING TO SNIP/SLIP MY SCISSORS
JORDAN NEELEY ON FIRST,
DANIEL PENNY WITH A BAT IN HIS HAND
SAYING, I’M GOING TO END THE GAME EARLY!
THAT’S THE WAY I SEE IT!
A TESTIMONY OF HATE!
A JEWISH COLUMN!
MY ATTORNEY!
YOU BLACK PEOPLE
CAN’T STAND ONE ANOTHER!
HATE THE POOR!
A STATUE OF LIBERTY!
Somebody raising their fist, held by a chain, iron around their fist
CURRENT OPTIONS, WE DON’T CARE,
LET’S ISSUE THE FINAL SOLUTION!
I GATHERED A CHALLENGE,
I’M VERY HUNGRY AT BEST!
YOU PUT ON A SCARF AND SAID YOU WERE JUSTIFIED,
JUST WHAT THE MUSLIMS DO!
LET’S EXECUTE THE HOMELESS!
A JORDAN NEELEY ENTERPRISE
WANTS TO RULE BY THE FIST!
Somebody standing up, garter belt, black stockings,
I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU JORDAN NEELEY ON THE TRAIN!
A JORDAN NEELEY STANZA!

STICK, STICK IT TO THE TOP!
A PRESS CONFERENCE!
THE NEXT 24 HOURS
[6:45pm]
LET’S DO NOTHING TO BENEFIT THE HOMELESS!
24 HOURS,
ANOTHER DEADLINE PASSED!
I JUST GET ANGRIER AND ANGRIER!
I’M GOING TO BUMP OFF 2 CONGRESSMEN!

LET’S GO TO ANOTHER COSCO BRAND!

10:51 pm

I’M NOT DONE!
JUST SAW A GIANT A MOOSE WALKING TO THE LIVING ROOM
MANY PEOPLE!

A SIGNIFICANT DEVELOPMENT!
I SEE A SQUIRREL ON THE ICECREAM CONE IN MID-AIR! ABOUT A SIX-INCH SQUIRREL ON A CONE
SELF PRESERVATION
SEE A TERROR OWL SAYING
I SWEAR, I DIDN’T HAVE NO COMMUNICATION WITH NO ONE!
IT’S LIKE SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT AS EVEN ABOVE HIS TERROR PLAY GRADE. AND EVEN HE WAS SHOCKED!
DOCUSTYLE!
ENGLIGHTMENT
MASSIVE AIRSTRIKES
APOCALYPTIC!

SEE A FIREFIGHTER COLLASPE FROM EXHAUSTION
FELL STRAIGHT ON HIS BACK
BLIND COURAGE!
A SACRED COW IS DEAD!
I’M STILL TAKING MY TIME
SEE TOM CRUISE GETTING OUT OF A ARMY TRUCK LIKE HE WAS ON A BRIDGE, WHEN YOU WALK TO THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE, HE GOT A LOOK ON HIS FACE LIKE HE WAS SHOCKED AND STUNNED TILL HE WAS LIKE NUMB!
I’M SHOCK THE WHOLE NATION, SAID THE LORD!
A GIANT GORILLA WALKED IN THE ROOM, LOOKED AT ME AND SAID WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT?

I HEAR SOMEBODY SAY IT WAS JUST SO MANY PEOPLE ON BOARD!

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