plane split in half

12/22/24 – THUS SAID THE LORD, A PRESS CONFERENCE! THE NEXT 24 HOURS (ANNOUNCING THE CHARGERS ARE DROPPED)! ANOTHER DEADLINE PASSED! I JUST GET ANGRIER AND ANGRIER! I’M GOING TO BUMP OFF 2 CONGRESSMEN! I’M A PAN THROUGH HOLLYWOOD! GIVE THEM THE JORDAN NEELEY TREATMENT! I’M GOING TO PUT NEW YORK CITY ON THE RUN! I’M GONNA START STRANGLING PEOPLE AS THEY WALK! CANDYMAN TIMES 12 BILLION! SAY JORDAN NEELEYS NAME 12 TIMES A DAY! A BILLIONAIRE NIGHTMARE, I’M ABOUT TO GO GET 12 MORE!! SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE STRANGLED BY GOD, I WARNED YOU IN MY WORD ABOUT FEEDING THE HOMELESS AND I LET YOU KNOW YOU WOULD BE UP FOR A MOST VICIOUS KILLING, BUT YOU IGNORED ME! THAT WAS ME YOU STRANGLED AND I’M GOING TO PROVE IT TO YOU!

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I’MA SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT AND THE PILOT, SAID THE LORD. I’MA MAKE YOU SEE THINGS THAT ARE NOT THERE! WAS IT THERE? YOU CAN’T TELL. A PLANE AND A JET CRASH! BOTH EYES ARE SCRATCHED OUT. A SPECIAL TACTIC! A SILENT SHOEMAKER!

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A MACK 10 TRUCK! A LIVING NIGHTMARE! STRAIGHT THROUGH THE PORTAL, BUNCH OF MACK 10 TRUCKS, NOT FROM THIS WORLD! I’M GONNA RUN YOU OVER FBI, DOJ! I’MA RUN YOU OVER, RUN YOU OVER, RUN YOU OVER, SAID THE LORD! DECEPTACON AIN’T GOT NOTHING ON ME! I’M GONNA SWEEP YOU OFF THE BRIDGE AND INTO THE BRIDGE!

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(4 DEAD) PICK AN ONION FOR YOUR CLASS! I’MA REMIND YOUR SWAT TEAM WHAT I SAID ABOUT TEARS AND MAYHEM! Vision: Mushroom cloud, clown face laughing! ISLAM ATTENDED IT ALL! TURKEY! MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY! NO HELICOPTER AROUND! SKIN THE NOSE ON THE TURKEY! CHAOS EVERYWHERE! THE SUN TIMES BUILDING, FREAKING OUT!

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