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(GARLAND’S TWIN STAR TREK’S QUARK) WHITE HOUSE! HEAVY GUNS! CONGRESS, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO YOU SPOKE TO, WE’VE GOT WRITTEN PROOF! OUR PLANES HAVE COME DOWN AND YOU STILL SAY, HANG IN THERE! YOU’RE TRYING TO GET US KILLED! FBI, DOJ,AN INSANE ASYLUM! WE’RE GOING TO FINISH YOU OFF (MERRICK GARLAND), MOST CERTAINLY! CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS! A DEVASTATING EVENT, A HIT WASH! Kamala Harris: I honestly thought we could sneak up on him and stop him! But now I hear about all these Monsters!

THE SECRET MISSION!
FIND OUT HIS POWER!
IT CAN’T BE GOD!
I FOOLED YOU, IT IS GOD!
GOD IN THE FLESH!1

OH’ BY THE WAY, SENATOR SNUFFVILLE!
IT’S WHAT I LIKEN TO A HOLOCAUST!


THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE AFRAID OF!
MY WORD ALWAYS COMES TRUE!
YES IT DOES,
ON PAPER OR VERBALLY SPOKEN!
HOW ACCURATE AM I!
TOO ACCURATE TO BE TRUE AND TOO TRUE TO BE ACCURATE!
WHEN HE, THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH HAS COME!
DEVASTATING

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AS LONG AS JEFFRIES DOESN’T SILENCE IT!
CATASTROPHIC!
NIGHTMARE!
FROZE!
STRONGHOLD!


THE WHITE HOUSE!
BREAST/BREATH STROKE!
YOU/HERE ARE THE BELIEVERS!
MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND!
A NURSE IN THE SHADOWS!


WHAT WILL HAPPEN DURING THE DAY, AN ALARM GOES OFF!
TAKE COVER!

REAP WHAT YOU SOW!
THE NEXT DAY!


THE SPIRIT OF GOD
TRAMPLED ON THEIR RIGHTS!
PARDON AND EXCUSE ME,
GANGSTER STYLE!
A RIPPLE EFFECT!


I’M IN THE FLIGHT AWARE BUSINESS
CAREFUL PLANNING ON MY PART
I DREW A LINE STRAIGHT TO MY SWORD
WHO? JESUS!
YES THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S TIME TO RUN
PAIN AIRLINES


THEY BELONGED TO YOUR BROTHER
GET ON A MOTORCYCLE, I’M STILL THERE!
SHIFT POSITIONS, I’M STILL THERE!
CHANGE YOUR KALEIDOSCOPE, I’M STILL THEIR!
PANIC ROOM!
PSYCHO WARD!


A FAMILY OF HOSTAGES!
HAVE A DRINK!
I DIDN’T FOLD,
I JUST LET CONGRESS DO THE DIRTY WORK!
OH YES, YOU FOLDED AND YOU KNOW IT!
CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS!
LET’S TAKE OUR STUPID COUNT!
GIVE ME THOSE CHARGES!
HERE IT COMES!
DOUBLE UP ON YOUR NOISE!
A MICRO LEADER!
MULTIPLE CHANCES!
STABBING THEM IN THE HEART AND THE PAIN!


I FLEW OUT THERE
PANICKING THE WHOLE STEP OF THE WAY!
REALLY? 12 PLANES DOWN?


OH’ BY THE WAY, SENATOR SNUFFVILLE!
IT’S WHAT I LIKEN TO A HOLOCAUST!


THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE AFRAID OF!
MY WORD ALWAYS COMES TRUE!
YES IT DOES,
ON PAPER OR VERBALLY SPOKEN!
HOW ACCURATE AM I!
TOO ACCURATE TO BE TRUE AND TOO TRUE TO BE ACCURATE!
WHEN HE, THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH HAS COME!
DEVASTATING


IN A BLACK HOLE!
AGAIN AND AGAIN!
NO WIGGLE ROOM!


THE BLOODSTREAM
OR THE GANGSTERS! THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GANGSTERS!
I SHOWED THEM WHO THE TRUE GANGSTER IS!
NAIL ROBIN TO PAY PAUL!
NAIL HIM IN HIS FOREHEAD!

THAT’S HOW I OPERATE!
A SKULL FRACTURE, LIKE NO OTHER!
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT!


THE SECRET MISSION!
FIND OUT HIS POWER!
IT CAN’T BE GOD!
I FOOLED YOU, IT IS GOD!
GOD IN THE FLESH!1

WE THOUGHT WE COULD SNEAK UP ON HIM, BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE MONSTERS!


WE HAVE 15,000 VOTES!
FIELDS MARKET IS RUNNING LESS!
MARVELOUS!
I’MA CHEW UP TIME
AND SHOW YOU IT DOESN’T MATTER TO ME!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A STRESS TEST LIKE NO OTHER!
CAN ENDURE ANYTHING OR FIGHT ANYTHING OR ANYONE OR ANY GROUP, SAID THE LORD!


I see the IT Clown!
Like his teeth look!


Somebody: I want my momma!
A FREEZE FRAME!
A DEVASTATING EVENT, A HIT WASH!
THAT’S WHAT SCARED THEM THE MOST!
A PREDICTED NOZZLE,
RIGHT UP THE REAR END!
CREEPY, SAID THE LORD!
I PUMPED THE CARS WITH A GOD BROOM!
SHOWED THEM I’M MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!
A FANTASTIC URINAL!
UGLIEST AT BEST!


PISSED ON YOUR WHOLE SQUAD!
MY ANGELS SAID IT!
A SQUIRT GUN LIKE NO OTHER


AND THEIR AIRCRAFT CARRIERS DOWN!
I WILL TRAIN THE MISSILE ON YOU, SAID THE LORD!
CANCEL YOUR PLANS!
A SCOPES TRIAL LIKE NO OTHER!
YOU’RE IN MY SCOPES
AND I NEVER MISS!


GREEN LIGHT YELLOW LIGHT!


YOU’RE TOO BIG FOR YOUR BRITCHES!
THE ENTIRE WORLD!


MUHAMMAD IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!
TAKE IT OFF!
2 MINUTES TO LIVE!
RECAP!


FOLLOW ME TO HELL!
HURRY UP AND DIE!
IT’S LIKE GARLAND WANTS US TO DIE
CONGRESS AND ALL
AND THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF AS WELL!
IT’S A MADHOUSE OVER THEIR,
AN INSANE ASYLUM
GARLAND, THE KEEPER OF THE GATE,
IS THE MONSTER HIMSELF!


Short beady-eyed big-eared imp on Star Trek!
With the rotten teeth, representing Merrick Garland!


SNEAKY AND SLY!
COVENANT SERIES!
DON’T PAY NO ATTENTION TO HIS OLD MAN LOOK!


HE’S A SNAKE AND A DEVIL WRAPPED IN ONE!


IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO YOU SPOKE TO, WE’VE GOT WRITTEN PROOF!
OUR PLANES HAVE COME DOWN
AND YOU STILL SAY, HANG IN THERE!
YOU’RE TRYING TO GET US KILLED!
WE’RE GOING TO FINISH YOU OFF (MERRICK GARLAND), MOST CERTAINLY!


A KAMALA HARRIS TRIBUNAL!
EXODUS!
WE’RE GONNA PLAY 20 WORDS!
A WORD SALAD LIKE NO OTHER!
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!


Somebody/Lady looking down on Hakeem (Jeffries) straight in the eye! MY closet is not medically active!
PRINCESS SQUARE!
Hakeem, don’t you do it, don’t you test this God!
HE ALREADY THINKS THIS IS A JOKE!
He would kill us for no reason
And you want to give him a reason!


A SCOPES TRIAL!
INNIE MINNIE MINY MOE!
I’MA GONNA TELL MY SCOPE TO GO!


THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM!
I’MA PUMP YOU FOOL OF STEROIDS!
HAKEEM/KING
MAKE YOU CHALLENGE ME ONE LAST TIME!
We got exactly what we deserve!
You can’t challenge this God and win!
It’s a simple fact!
OVERLOOKED BY YOU ALL!


DeWalt Light with a big battery!

VISION
Somebody or something being body slammed!
THAT’S WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU CHALLENGED ME,
I BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!
I LOSE ALL MY DECORUM
AND I SMASH EVERYTHING
I DYNAMITE EVERYTHING
I START SWINGING LIKE URKLE
AND I NEVER MISS!


HE IS THE CREATOR,
THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
ON BENDED KNEE!
THE CHURCH IS ON FIRE!


Pelosi: Did he say anything about abortion?
Somebody replied: An abortion in the sky,
No sheets to hide the violence!
Why do you ask?
Either way, it spells our doom!


FLEXIBLE PART 2!
A SCOPES TRIAL!
Apple pencil upside down!
WANT TO RAISE AN OBJECTION!
OBJECTION NOTED AND OBSERVED!
Lucky shirt on!
AN ABSURDITY!


A SANTA CLAUS FRIVOLOUS NIGHTMARE!
A HOPE AND A DREAM/OPENING A DRAIN!


A 1 IN A MILLION, LET’S TAKE THAT CHANCE!
A FOOL’S ERRAND!
GALLERY OF THE ABSURD!
I NEVER LOSE AND I NEVER MISS!
MASHED POTATO!


Crown, the one that Kate (Middleton) wears!
Fox runs into the gate by the cars in the back, bags on the Gare, it’s then back out in the alley!
STARTLED!
LIKE I’M GONNA STARTLE CONGRESS!
I’MA RUN THEM AWAY FROM YOU!


LET THEM KNOW WE’RE ATTACHED AT THE HIP, INSIDE AND OUT!
LET’S TEST OUT YOUR THEORY!


NOT RIGHT NOW, NOT EVER! MILK THIS ONE, LOVE YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS!
I’M COMING AFTER THEM, SAID THE LORD!


I WARNED YOU, DON’T YOU EVER MOCK ME EITHER!
TO MOCK AARON IS TO MOCK ME, AND VICE VERSA!
IMMIGRANT TOAST!
YOU MADE ZERO PROGRESS AGAINST ME!
FIGHT ME SOME MORE,
SAID THE LORD!


IT’S ALWAYS MY FINAL OFFER!
I’MA BUST UP THE PLATOON!
SETTLE THE ZOOM CALL AND MAKE IT RUN!


Kamala Harris smiling!
I’M GONNA WIPE THAT SMILE ALL THE WAY OFF HER FACE!


Somebody holding a clown’s mouth, trying to keep him from saying something, choking him from behind!
A DASH OF MISS DASH!
THE CLOWN IS !!!!!!!
Trying to cover for me, but he’s hurting!
Somebody: Get his ass back in the closet!


A BOMB OUT OF NOWHERE!
JUICY FRUIT, THE GUMMY KIND!
OUTSTANDING!


Somebody trying to leap over a barrier, great void!
CONGRESS TO THE FBI!
THREATENING TO TAKE THEIR SHOES APART AND OFF,
DISMANTLE THEIR FUNDING!
THERE’S A LOT WE CAN DO!
INCLUDING CANCEL THE PPP FUNDING, ALL OF IT!
!!!!!NOTHING IS WORTH OUR LIFE!
A SMASHING SUCCESS!


Talking to Jennifer Hudson!
Not many seats on the Amtrak night train!
Showed her 50-60 pages of documents! Here are my taxes!
About 5 million of it, I said, mist of it went to families!
She was looking at her phone, looking shocked!
You ain’t seen nothing, keep reading!


Let’s wait for the funeral!
I’M MOVING AT BREAKNECK SPEED!
SHOW THEM THAT I’M A GOD THAT NEVER WAITS!
I’M GOING TO SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATION TO THE CORE!


Somebody: How ironic!
HE SNEEZES AND WE DIE!
New Dog takes something out of his mouth and puts it halfway up on the rack!


KAMALA HARRIS!
DANIEL IN THE LIONS DEN!
I’M GONNA SWITCH IT UP ON HER!
PUT HER IN THE LION’S DEN!
A MOTHER LIKE NO OTHER! (MOM?)


Kamala Harris: I honestly thought we could sneak up on him and stop him!
But now I hear about all these Monsters!


Wrecking havoc!
Somebody opening up a newspaper, comparing a mugshot of a picture of Biden!
How could he be so stupid?
Energized the fight!
Tit for Tat!


We were winning!
Then this comes along, a cataclysmic event!

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