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A SAD DAY IN WASHINGTON! (GOD NAMED THE STATE WHERE THEY WOULD BE KILLED, WASHINGTON)! A BLISTERING EVENT (PLANED WAS BURNED)! I KILL FOR A LIVING! GOD’S ENTERTAINMENT GONE WILD! PART OF HER LAST NAME WAS {WILD}! HOLLOWEEN COMES EARLY! NOW WHOSE TAILS DID I SAY I WAS GOING TO BURN? (PLAIN HAS A TAIL)! I’M GONNA CRIPPLE YOUR ENGINEER! (TAUGHT ENGINEERING IN SCHOOL, AIR FORCE)!


DISASTER AFTER DISASTER.
ON AND ON IT GOES,
UNTIL EVERY ONE ON THE ZOOM CALL IS DEAD.

[10-14-24]

STAND DOWN OR I’LL STAND YOUR WHOLE COUNTRY DOWN, VICIOUSLY, SAID THE LORD.
Somebody: What kind of God is this?
I WAS AGAINST YOU SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME.
I’M AN INSTANTANEOUS GOD.


I KILL FOR A LIVING.


I KILL UNIVERSES FOR A LIVING.
I’MA VOTE YOU OFF THE ISLAND
AND YOUR FRIENDS TOO.
A CHASTISEMENT LIKE NO OTHER.


A SAD DAY IN WASHINGTON.


WE THOUGHT OUR EQUIPMENT WAS GOD.


A BLISTERING HOPE.


WE GO RUNNING AGAIN.


A BLISTERING EVENT.


TERRIFYING.
AN OMEN,
COURTESY OF MERRICK GARLAND AND THISE THAT DIDN’T WANT TO DROP THE CHARGES.

9-16-24]

I’M GONNA LEAVE YOU STARRY-EYED ON A MOTORCYCLE
AND DEVOUR YOU.
LIKE YOU WANTED TO DEVOUR AARON, BUT MUCH MUCH WORST.
I’MA PIN THE SCOOTER ON THE TAIL
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES.
A MAJESTIC MISTAKE
AND A CALDERON OF IRON.
MY MONSTERS ARE UPON YOU
SPITTING FIRE, SAID THE LORD.
A CRAZY JET CRASH.
THE MILITARY GONE WILD.
BE ALERT.
I’M GOING TO BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF.
Cotton candy packed into a cup with a fancy top on it.
LORD took the top off, cotton candy formed a swirl around 3-4ft in the air.
A NEW ANOINTING.
ONE SPECIAL MADE FOR THE KIDNAPPERS
AND THE STUBBORN
AND THE EVIL-HEARTED, STUBBORN FBI AND DOJ.
THEY’RE NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS.

[9-19-24]

THE JUSTICE DEPARTNENT OF GOD ALMIGHTY.
I’M GOING TO FLATTEN THE BEEF AND PULL YOUR TONSILS OUT
AND TAKE YOUR VOICE.
I’M GOING TO TURN YOUR AIRSTRIP INTO A STRIPPERS CONVENTION.
WITH OTHER NATIONS DANCING UPON IT
GREAT AMERICA HAS FALLEN, PERMANENTLY.
LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN DODGE MY FIST.


GOD’S ENTERTAINMENT GONE WILD.


GIVE YOU THE FORT KNOX TREATMENT,
STEAL ALL OF YOUR GOLD AND YOUR WINE.
NO ONE WILL PARTY EVER AGAIN.
IF I’M NOT HAPPY, NOBODY’S HAPPY.
HOLLOWEEN.


HOLLOWEEN COMES EARLY.

NOW WHOSE TAILS DID I SAY I WAS GOING TO BURN? (PLAIN HAS A TAIL)!

IT’S CRUNCH TIME.

I’M GONNA TELL YOU, I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU, TO KEEP YOUR DISTANCE FROM ME.

Hot dog on a bun.

LORD JESUS CHRIST.

DOPPLER RADAR.

A HIT LIKE NO OTHER.

I SAY 3 OR 4, YOU KNOW IT’S ME.

GENTILES.

I’M GONNA SPLATTER YOUR BLOOD.

THE OPPOSITE EFFECT.

CIA, I’M GOING TO RUN YOU THROUGH AND THROUGH.

I SEE AND HEAR EVERY WHISPER.

I’M AN INTELLIGENT GOD LIKE NO OTHER.

BILLIONS OF UNIVERSES PUT TOGETHER COULD NOT STOP ME,

BUT YOU KEEP COMING,

YOU KEEP CALLING ZOOM CALLS,

YOU KEEP TRYING TO HIDE MY MONEY.

I’LL SHOW THE JUDGE WHOSE COURTROOM IT REALLY IS.

I’M GONNA PICK UP THE PACE

AND SLAM THE COURTROOM.

I’MA YELL FREEZE.

A THUNDER CLAP.

A LEGAL WAR ENDED

IN A SNAP.

I’M GONNA MAKE MYSELF CLEAR AS DAY.

Banjo: Thank You Jesus.

Old white man.

HOW MANY GUNS DO YOU HAVE? I’VE GOT BILLIONS OF HANDS,

BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF STORMTROOPERS

THAT’S JUST THOSE THAT WENT THROUGH THE PORTAL.

HUMAN, I’M OUTSIDE HIS HOME AND INSIDE HIS HOME.

SITS IN EVERY ONE OF YOUR ASSASSINS HOMES AND YOUR HOMES.

I ASK AARON FOR NOTHING, AND I TELL HIM NOTHING, HE JUST GOES ALONG

AND PASSES THE MESSAGES ALONG.

MESSAGES THAT HE OVERHEARS

FROM BILLIONS OF YEARS AGO.

EVERY MESSAGE ON THAT WEBSITE WAS SPOKEN BILLIONS OF YEARS AGO, YOU FOOLS.

COMES TO PASS WHETHER HE SAYS IT IT NOT.

I’M GONNA CRIPPLE YOUR ENGINEER. (TAUGHT ENGINEERING IN SCHOOL AIR FORCE)!

Somebody: You want a plate, Mom?

Somebody holding a cup in their hand in a Lazyboy chair, cup on the side pouring onto the floor.

Fallen asleep.