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I’MA ENJOY MYSELF IN THE PRESS! I’MA BRING THE PRESS TO A STANDSTILL! AND START BRINGING DOWN THEIR PLANES! I’M GOING TO PUT THE PRESS TO DEATH ON TV! I’M COMING FOR YOU TRICK-OR-TREAT! I’MA KILL MANY A PRESS! I’M GOING TO HIT YOU TWICE AS HARD AS I HIT THE FBI!

[9-11-24]

I’M JUST GOING TO GIVE YOU A DIRECT HIT.
AND SEND MY MESSAGE LOUD AND CLEAR. I’M GOING TO DOUSE YOU IN THE FLAMES.
LOUD AND CLEAR.
GREAT CAR WRECK AND ON A PLANE.
A PUMPKIN.
SEATTLE EXPRESS.
I’MA ENJOY MYSELF IN THE PRESS..
I’MA BRING THE PRESS TO A STANDSTILL.
AND START BRINGING DOWN THEIR PLANES.
EXPRESS ACCIDENT
OF THE YOUNG AND THE OLD.
NO ONE’S COMING TO BAIL YOU OUT.
TELLING LIES.
SCARLET LETTER ON YOUR FOREHEADS.

[9-19-24]

Somebody: Every time he closes the door.
VIDEO.
TV.
I’M GOING TO PUT THE PRESS’ DEATH ON TV!
I’M GONNA SPREAD IT WIDE AND CLEAR.!
SEATTLE!
WASHINGTON DC!
I’M COMING FOR YOU TRICK-OR-TREAT.
I’M GONNA MAKE THEM ALL FALL DOWN, THE PRESS!
I’M GONNA START SENDING THE CARTELS AFTER THEM TOO!
I’MA KILL MANY A PRESS!

15,004 I’MA CRACK SOME HEADS AT CNN IN THE MEANTIME! FIND OUT WHY THEY COULDN’T FIND A SLOT FOR YOU! I’MA BRANDISH MY KNIFE AGAIN AND AGAIN! CUT SOME INTERTUBES OUT, AND SOME INTESTINES OUT WHILE I’M AT IT! I’M A VICIOUS GOD! VICIOUS FOR MY PEOPLE! I’MA MAKE THEM AFRAID TO COME TO WORK! ITALIAN GANGSTER STYLE! Bike zoomed past the back of me, superfast! I’MA DRIVE THE HITMAN TO THEIR FRONT DOOR! I’MA START ASSASSINATING SOME PRESS! I’MA PLAY WHACK-A-MOLE! I’MA ZOOM RIGHT THROUGH SECURITY! I’MA PLANT MY FLAG RIGHT ON THE TOP OF CNN, RIGHT ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS! I’LL SEE WHO LAUGHS WHEN I’M FINISHED! I’MA MAKE BRAIN SOUP AGAIN! GIVE THAT SLOT TO NIGGERS, “OH NO WE AIN’T”! MANY OF THE NEWS OUTLETS SAY THIS! MANY OF THE PRESS! I’M GONNA START ASSASSINATING GANGSTER STYLE! MY RULES, YOU’RE A GUESS ON MY PLANET! THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! “I will send my fear before thee, and will destroy all the people to whom thou shalt come, and I will make all thine enemies turn their backs unto thee”! THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! “It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones”!

15,000 CNN political commentator, GOP adviser Alice Stewart dead at 58! MAY 8TH! VISION OF TV BLACKED OUT, NOT ON! (A NEW CASTERS DEATH!) THUS SAID THE LORD! CNN, A TACTICAL NUCLEAR WEAPON WILL GO AGAINST THEM ALSO, I ALLOWED IT FOR THEIR BIAS COVERAGE! IT’S JUDGEMENT DAY! I’M GOING TO INCLUDE SOME REPORTERS IN THIS! FOR TAKING THEIR TIME TO REPORT MY NEWS! A HAILSTORM FIRE FROM HEAVEN, SAID THE LORD!