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FEED ME AGAIN! IF THOSE CHARGES ARE NOT DROPPED BY MONDAY, I’M GONNA COME THROUGH THERE LIKE WILD OATS! THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD AND THERE ARE NO OTHER GODS BESIDE ME! LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU, SAID THE LORD! GONNA TAKE YOUR TITLE OF THE BEAST AWAY! AND GIVE IT TO AARON AND HIS FAMILY! THEY’RE GONNA YELL IN THE STREETS WHEN THEY WALK DOWN THE STREET, THE BEAST IS COMING, THE BEAST IS COMING! I’MA COME THROUGH THE FBI LIKE A MADMAN! I’VE INCREASED HIS POWER 200 FOLD! SAY TO YOUR ASSASSINS, WOE! I’VE GOT TRILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF THEM! AT THE CRACK OF DAWN, I’MA CRACK A SMILE!

I AM THE GOD ALMIGHTY!

A VENGEFUL AND VINDICTIVE GOD!

HORRIFIC!

I STUDY YOUR THOUGHTS! THEN I MOVE AGAINST YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN, SAID THE LORD!

BILLIONS OF YEARS AGO, I KNOW ALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS, SAID THE LORD!

Vision: Someone driving me way out in the boondocks, county after county!

ANGRY!

THUS SAID THE LORD, I’M GOING TO DICTATE MY ANGER TO YOU STEP BY STEP

AND SYLLABLE BY SYLLABLE

AND LETTER BY LETTER!

I’M THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD AND THERE ARE NO OTHER GODS BESIDE ME! LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU, SAID THE LORD!

SAID THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA, THE BEGINNING AND THE END!

I’MA DROWN YOUR CHEF AGAIN, SAID THE LORD!

A PRETTY PICTURE IT’S GONNA BE!

OF SANDPAPER AND A SAND ISLAND!

I’M GONNA PULL OUT MY CHINA BATTLE AX

AND CHOP A MANY HEADS OFF!

ACCIDENT HOORAY!

I’MA COME THROUGH THE FBI LIKE A MADMAN!

BEAR BEREAVED OF HER PUPS!

I’M GONNA MAKE SORROW GROW ON THE TREES!

I’M GONNA MAKE MASHED POTATOES OVER AND OVER!

CAUSE YOU WOULD NOT HEAR ME, NEITHER WOULD YOU FEAR ME!

BUT I’MA MAKE YOU FEAR ME, SAID THE LORD!

MAKE YOU CRINGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

I’MA SPLIT THE BOWL OPEN!

I’M GONNA CRASH THE 2-TIER SECTOR

AND MAKE YOUR BOSSES RUN IN TERROR!

I’LL MAKE MINCEMEAT OF YOU!

2 Trowelled trees in the field, they tower above the other wheat, or are they tares!

I’M GONNA MAKE A OWL OF SOUP

AND PUT YOU IN IT, SAID THE LORD!

I’MA BRING AGAINST YOU A NATION MORE FIERCE THAN YOU

AND SMALLER THAN YOU!

A NATION THAT DOESN’T CARE ABOUT DYING!

Somebody: Ali Akbar!

I’MA BE RICH IN BLOOD, SAID THE LORD!

THE TOYS IN MY PLAY ARE ALIVE!

I’M GONNA START UP THE 4TH CHAPTER, IN THE 4TH CHAPTER OF CANCER!

I’MA KILL MANY A JUDGE AND JURY

AND PROSECUTOR ALIKE!

I’MA SCOUR THE LAND LOOKING FOR BLOOD

AND I’MA LAY THE BLAME AT YOUR DOORSTEP,

VICIOUSLY, SAID THE LORD!

THE 2ND COMING OF CHRIST!

FEED ME AGAIN! IF THOSE CHARGES ARE NOT DROPPED BY MONDAY, I’M GONNA COME THROUGH THERE LIKE WILD OATS!

WITH CONGRESS ENTAIL!

WE’LL CALL IT PLANET HEARON, BECAUSE YOU WOULD NOT HEAR ME!

I’MA SCOLD THE PREACHER AND THE DOCTOR

AND THE HEAD OF THE FBI!

I’MA STOMP ON THE DOJ

AND SHOW YOU HOW PINPOINT ACCURATE I’M GOING TO CAN BE!

I’M ON A ROLL, SAID THE LORD!

I’MA ROLL YOU RIGHT OFF THE HIGHWAY!

THEN I’M GONNA ROLL IN THE KITCHEN

AND STAB YOU WITH A KNIFE!

I’LL PRACTICE THE BOOMERANG AND THE BOBSLED!

AND CRUSH THE TIGER IN A 2-STEP PROCESS!

I’M GONNA TAKE YOUR TITLE OF THE BEAST AWAY

AND I’M GONNA GIVE IT TO AARON AND HIS FAMILY!

I’M GOING TO PUT UP KINGS AND I’M GOING TO PULL DOWN KINGS, OR HAVEN’T YOU READ MY WORD!

THEY’RE GONNA YELL IN THE STREETS WHEN THEY WALK DOWN THE STREET, THE BEAST IS COMING, THE BEAST IS COMING!

THIS IS MY VICTORY, SAID THE LORD, AND I WILL FULFILL MY EVERY WORD!

WE’RE GONNA EMPTY OUR PRISONS WHEN HE COMES!

AND MAKE THE WHITE HOUSE RUN IN FEAR!

I’VE INCREASED HIS POWER 200 FOLD!

SINCE YOU CALLED ANOTHER ZOOM CALL ON ME!

CRUSH THE DECK AND THE DECK LADY!

I DON’T NEED THE PALE HORSE RIDER! I’M GONNA DO IT MYSELF, SAID THE LORD!

SPLIT 2 SHOES IN ONE

AND SANDWICH THE CALLS!

I WILL MAKE YOUR DAUGHTERS WEEP OPENLY TO THE PRESS

AND BEG ME TO STOP!

THE LAST PERSON YOU THOUGHT WOULD TELL ON YOU, I’M GOING TO MAKE THEM THE 1ST!

AND THOSE THAT DON’T, I’MA BLUDGEON RIGHT IN THE PUBLIC!

A HANDY MAID AND A TARTAR SAUCE!

AND THE MCDONALD’S THAT FORGOT TO GIVE ME EXTRA TARTAR SAUCE!

I’M A VICIOUS GOD, AND I NEVER FORGET!

I’MA SPLATTER THE BLOOD OF MCDONALD’S

AND MAKE DERRICK TAYLOR FEAR ME!

HE SHOULD HAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE!

JAMU AND A SHAZAM!

I’VE GOT AN ARMY OF SHAZAM SPIRITS,

THOUSAND TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN SHAZAM!

LET ME SHOW YOU

AND PROVE IT TO YOU!

I’VE GOT TRILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF THEM!

MORE THAN YOU CAN COUNT WITH YOUR ZEROES!

I STEP ON UNIVERSES FOR A LIVING

AND CRUSH THEM IN A SECOND!

A PILE OF DUST THOU ART AND A PILE OF DUST THOU SHALL BECOME!

SAY TO YOUR ASSASSINS, WOE

TO THEM THAT THINK OF KILLING AARON!

GREAT WOE UNTO THEM, SAID THE LORD!

YOU FOR PAYING THEM AND WINKING AT THEM!

I AM THE GOD ALMIGHTY!

A VENGEFUL AND VINDICTIVE GOD!

I’MA SPREAD MY WINGS ABROAD

AND COVER THE FACE OF THE EARTH!

TERROR AND TERRORISM, SAID THE LORD!

I’M GONNA MAKE RUSSIA SLIP UNDER YOUR RADAR! AND MAKE YOU CRY, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

I’MA PICK UP WHERE O LEFT OFF WITH IRAN

AND MAKE THEM COME AGAINST YOU VICIOUSLY!

A STEALTH BOMBER AND A STEALTH CREW!

PLANNED AGES AGO!

I’MA DISMANTLE THE FBI, BIT BY BIT

IN A MASS OF CONFUSION!

THEY WILL CALL YOU WORTHLESS WHEN I’M FINISHED WITH YOU!

A WORTHLESS PIECE OF YOU-KNOW-WHAT!

I’MA TAKE OUT MY TARGET PRACTICE ON TARGET!

CRUSH THE CEO’S HEAD!

SHOULD HAVE PAID ME BY NOW!

NOW I’M GOING TO KILL YOU VICIOUSLY!

THE PRESIDENT TOO AND ANYBODY ELSE I’M GOING TO CAN FIND! AND I CAN FIND EVERYBODY, SAID THE LORD!

I’LL BE YOUR NEXT CHAMPION!

CHAMPION IF THE WORLD!

TAKE ON ALL COMERS, HEAR ME CIA!

I’MA CRUSH YOUR HEAD IN MY VICTORY!

I KNOW EVERYONE OF YOU, AND YOU STINK IN MY NOSTRILS!

BUT I’MA RID MYSELF OF THE SMELL!

TIRED OF YOUR STINK!

EVERYONE OF YOU!

MERRICK GARLAND IT’S TOAST TIME!

I’MA DROWN A MILLIONAIRE AND A BILLIONAIRE

AND GLUE THEM TOGETHER, SAID THE LORD!

I’MA MAKE CHEESE TOAST!

A SPECIAL PLATE FOR MERRICK GARLAND!

SANDWICH HIM IN BETWEEN THE BOTH OF THEM!

AND THROW IN SOME HEAVY GARLIC,

GARLIC FOR THE GARLAND, SAID THE LORD!

PUNGENT SMELL!

I’MA TIPTOE OVER THE BOAT

AND CRASH THE TRAIN AND THE PLANE!

I’MA SMASH 2 AT ONCE!

TAKE YOUR EXECS DOWN AND DROWN!

A SEA OF CONCRETE, DIRT, AND ASHES!

I’MA CALL FOR AN ABANDON SHIP

AND TOSS THE SAILORS OVER THE SIDE!

BLOODY MESS THERE’S GONNA BE

FOR CALLING A ZOOM CALL ON ME!

CHICI CHICI BOOM BOOM!

A SATELLITE CRASH

AND A HOPE IS DASHED!

I OWN THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH, CRASH CRASH CRASH!

AT THE CRACK OF DAWN, I’MA CRACK A SMILE!

I’MA GIVE YOU SOME FLAMES TO CHEW ON!

YOU AND THE PRESS!

FBI!