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3/31/25! TAKE YOUR PLANES DOWN 2 BY 2! (SATURDAY AUSTRaliaN TIME?) I’M GONNA CONTRADICT MYSELF! DO STUFF I THOUGHT I’D NEVER DO! KOBE BRYANT STYLE! TAKE 2, AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING! VISIT THEM, DECAPITATION STYLE! IF THOSE CHARGES ARE NOT DROPPED BY MONDAY, I’M GOING TO LAY 400 SOLDIERS DEAD SOUTH! I’M GONNA KEEP UPPING THE ANTE TILL YOU CAPITULATE, VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD! DESTROY THE HALLS OF JUSTICE, AND THE SUPREME COURT! I’MA SHOW YOU I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE! WORLD WAR 3, I’MA START IT RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE! MAKE YOU PAY FOR EVERYONE THAT CALLED AARON A NIGGER!

SEE THE BALD EAGLE WITH A HOOK BILL. GIANT EAGLE FLAPPING HIS WINGS LIKE HE’S FLYING SLOWLY.
A GIANT, GIANT BIRD, BIGGER THAN A MOUNTAIN
“HE’S A TERROR LIKE NO OTHER,” SAID THE LORD

HERE SOMEBODY, YELLING SATURDAY.

1:45 AM I’M GONNA DROP YOU BOTH IN HELL.
TAKE THE WHOLE AIR FORCE 1 DOWN.


A COMPLETE CATACLYSMIC FAILURE,

1:02 AM I’M GONNA BURN YOU RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE
VLADIMIR PUTIN STYLE

I’M WORKING OVERTIME TO get a A JET!
THE REAR WING CRACKS IN HALF. THE WING THAT GOES STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN
LOOKS LIKE AN AWACS SYMBOL ON THE SIDE OF IT AND TELLS TO BRING THE CAR. 1:03 AM


I’M A FOLLOW-UP WITH YOU AND GIVE YOU A RIGHT LEFT HOOK!
A DEVASTATING CHALLENGE
A WRECK, HALLELUJAH
A T-BONE STEAK! (CRASH)!
I’M GONNA MAKE SURE – BREAK EVERYBODY’S BACK IN HALF!
HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING – I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS ONE.


NEITHER WILL i !

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