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Previous: ABANDON SHIP! BLANKET THE NATION WITH FEAR! A MECHANICAL FAILURE! PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER! Noah’s Ark with wings, I’M COMING FOR YOU, WATCH ME! I’M GONNA PARK THE OLD TESTAMENT RIGHT IN YOUR BACKYARD, LET YOU KNOW I’M THE SAME GOD. Too many planes down, what’s going on? VENGEANCE IS MINE, SAID THE LORD, THAT’S WHAT’S GOING ON! A PARDON FOR YOUR FRIENDS BUT NONE FOR AARON! I’M GONNA SCALD YOU PIPPING HOT, SHOW YOU I DON’T NEED YOUR PARDON! [3-1-25] POISON YOUR WELL WITH FIRE! YOU’RE OUT OF JET FUEL! TAKE THE WHOLE PLANE DENVER! DOWN AGAIN AND AGAIN! A PIPER’S ALLEY TURNED INTO A JUMBO! A PARDON FOR YOUR FRIENDS BUT NONE FOR AARON! I’M GONNA SCALD YOU PIPPING HOT, SHOW YOU I DON’T NEED YOUR PARDON! THEY LIED! EVERYTHING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FINE ON THE PLANE! THEY FORGOT MY MONSTERS WERE FLYING THE PLANE! [2-25-25] TAKE THE PLATOON DOWN IN 1 WHOP, A STARRY-EYED NIGHTMARE! DON’T YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, SAID THE LORD! NOT DROPPING THOSE CHARGES! I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CURE FOR CANCER AND GIVE YOU SOMETHING WORSE! I’M GOING TO WASH IT OUT WITH SOAP! A SOAP BOX BOMB! YOU BIT OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW WHEN YOU ARRESTED AARON! NOW I’M GONNA MAKE THE STEAK HOT LIKE FLAMES IN YOUR MOUTH!