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[12-13-24] AN ANDREW CUNANAN NIGHTMARE (GOD NAMED HIM BEFORE HE GOT HERE, JUST LIKE JESSICA WAS NAMED)! RIGHT UP YOUR DOORSTEP! Vision: Black Horse 4 HORSEMAN, 6 inch clock around neck, midnight, agitated! REAL BAD NEWS! YOU WERE WARNED! A HITLER TRAGEDY! PEOPLE ARE DOWN, PEOPLE ARE DEAD, PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING! PANDEMONIUM! POWER! A HITLER TRAGEDY! LET’S SEE WHO HOLDS ONTO THE CHARGES AFTER THIS! A CATACLYSMIC SHARED EVENT! I’M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, YOU AND YOUR RELATIVES! I’M GONNA BUST UP THE FILIBUSTER AND MAKE YOU RUN TO DROP THE CHARGES! CALL IT SAINT SCREAM DAY AND NIGHT ! I’M GOING TO HURT YOU REAL BAD, SAID THE LORD! A STARCH TREATMENT! I’M GOING TO USE MY IRON ON YOU! AND BURN YOUR FACE OFF AND SCORCH YOU TO DEATH! PACK THEM IN REAL TIGHT!

I’M GOING TO HURT YOU REAL BAD, SAID THE LORD!
A STARCH TREATMENT!
I’M GOING TO USE MY IRON ON YOU
AND BURN YOUR FACE OFF
AND SCORCH YOU TO DEATH
PACK THEM IN REAL TIGHT!

I’M GONNA BUST UP THE FILIBUSTER
AND MAKE YOU RUN TO DROP THE CHARGES
CALL IT SAINT SCREAM DAY AND NIGHT!

I’M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN,
YOU AND YOUR RELATIVES!

Vision: Black Horse (4 HORSEMEN), 6 inch clock around neck, midnight, agitated
REAL BAD NEWS!
YOU WERE WARNED!
A HITLER TRAGEDY!
PEOPLE ARE DOWN, PEOPLE ARE DEAD, PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING!

12-13-24
PANDEMONIUM!
POWER!


Vision: Black Horse, 6 inch clock around neck, midnight, agitated
REAL BAD NEWS!
YOU WERE WARNED!
A HITLER TRAGEDY!
PEOPLE ARE DOWN, PEOPLE ARE DEAD, PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING!


A HITLER TRAGEDY!


LET’S SEE WHO HOLDS ONTO THE CHARGES AFTER THIS!
A CATACLYSMIC SHARED EVENT!


BY MY HAND AND A LEFT HOOK!
A DIGITAL HOOK,
RIGHT WHILE YOU’RE STANDING STILL!


Vision: Somebody washing a brick floor with a broom by the fireplace
Law Enforcement people covering their face
A HORRIFIC EVENT
HORRIFIC x 2
DOUBLE THE MURDERS
A HEFTY MEAL PLAN!


I’M GONNA DEVOUR YOUR CHILDREN
I’M GAINING IN NOTORIETY!


I WISH AARON WAS DEAD
HE’S THE ONLY ONE HOLDING ME BACK FROM BEING MORE VICIOUS!


SURPRISE SURPRISE
COCKADOODLE DO, THRICE
BELL IN MY ANGER
IT’S BREAKFAST TIME!


YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME?
I EAT TOO MUCH
THAT’S MY STORY
ESTABLISHED FOR AN ETERNITY
AND NO ONE’S GONNA STOP ME!


I’M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN,
YOU AND YOUR RELATIVES!


STRAIGHT TO COURT
I’M GONNA FIRE ALL OF YOU
I’M GONNA RAISE MY HAND AND MY FIST!
YOU WANT ME TO START GIVING THEM WATER?


Vision: Man walking with weighed down with rolled fur, donkey in the middle of the street
BACK TO THE STONE AGE YOU GO
YOU THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING
HORRIFIC HORRIFIC EVENT!


Somebody: Big time, big time,
Press on nails
I’M GONNA BLOW YOU RIGHT BACK TO THE STONE AGE
I’M GONNA MAKE IT HURT REAL BAD,
REAL REAL BAD!


I’M GONNA TIDY UP YOUR SQUARE
EMPTY THE STREETS
THIS ONE WEAPON THEY CAN’T TAKE AWAY FROM US
WE’LL USE IT TODAY IN A UNIQUE WAY1


THEY’RE DISCUSSING FUNERAL PLANS, THEY’RE BECOMING MARTYS
THEY’RE GOING TO SACRIFICE THEMSELVES IN IT
IT’LL BE WORTH IT, THEY SAID!


A HOOVER DAM!

RUNING SUITCASE FAMILY HOUSE


I’M GONNA BUST UP THE FILIBUSTER
AND MAKE YOU RUN TO DROP THE CHARGES
CALL IT SAINT SCREAM DAY AND NIGHT!


HOLLA AT ME, SAID THE LORD!


SAY, I BEG YOU TO STOP
TINY TUNE THAT I WANT HEAR!


AARON’S HAIR IS NOT COMBED, BEAUTIFUL
I’MA WRAP YOU AROUND THE STRANDS OF HIS HAIR
LAUGHING, SAID THE LORD!
STRANGLE YOU REAL TIGHT
AND SAY, LOOK AT THAT NIGGER!
BON VOYAGE, MISSISSIPPI!


Vision: Hoof, centurion, half man, run a pole! Electric or light pole
I’M GONNA DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
GOD pulling out a match, man falling from a helicopter or something
Long ways
Plain regular clothes
I’M GONNA DISARM YOU
I’MA BE OVER THE CLOCK!


PICK AN ONION FOR YOUR CLASS
I’MA REMIND YOUR SWAT TEAM WHAT I SAID ABOUT TEARS
AND MAYHEM!


LORD: THE REST OF YOU CAN GET OUT OF HERE, YOU WERE NOTHING BUT BAIT,
SWAT team member weeping on the curb!
Somebody tries to get him up, leave me alone
WHAT’S LEFT OF THE TEAM, SAID THE LORD!


I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW ACCURATE I CAN BE, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO GET 2 MORE CONGRESSMAN AT THE SAME TIME
LET’S SEE WHO’S GONNA PUT WHO IN JAIL1!


HELL IS MY JAIL CELL!
IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!


DRAG EVERY ONE OF YOUR SWAT TEAM MEMBERS STRAIGHT TO HELL!


HAPPY REUNION
I’VE GOT PLENTY OF ROOM
AND I NEVER FORGET
I GOT MY CONSPIRACIES TOO
DOUBLE THE PLOT
CREDIBLE NIGHTMARE
AGAINST THE WALL
SMASH THEM TO BITS!


THE TOOTH FAIRY WILL BE HERE SOON!


MINOR IS AMPUTATION
A WHOLE SQUADRON DOWN!


FIRE AND IN THE FLAMES
AN ANDREW CUNANAN NIGHTMARE
RIGHT UP YOUR DOORSTEP!


Somebody: There’s gotta be a way to break away from him
IT’S ME KILLING, YOU FOOL
I DON’T NEED AARON, YOU FOOL
A MONUMENTAL SURPRISE!


Somebody: It’s not fair
IT’S NOT FAIR THAT I LET YOU LIVE
I’M GOING TO BRUTALIZE YOU TO DEATH
CALL IT JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER!


I CAN’T WAIT
I’M GOING TO STARVE YOU TO DEATH
NO WATER TO PUT THE FLAMES OUT
IT’S COOKING AND CLEANING TIME!


Dog pooping on the hallway
EVERYWHERE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CROSS MY RED LINE
I POOP ALL OVER YOU
A BURNING FLAME!


Somebody running up the stairs of a big house trying to save their kid
AN OLYMPIC SIZED SWIMMING POOL
I’M GOING TO CUT THE ISLAND SHORT
YOU GOT A RAINY DAY!


Wife sitting at home: It was painful for me to watch

I’M GOING TO HURT YOU REAL BAD, SAID THE LORD!
A STARCH TREATMENT
I’M GOING TO USE MY IRON ON YOU
AND BURN YOUR FACE OFF
AND SCORCH YOU TO DEATH
PACK THEM IN REAL TIGHT!


A PEPPER ATTACK AND A BEARD
POP GOES THE WEASELS
I’M GETTING MORE VIOLENT THAN EVER!


Somebody: It’s just a piece of paper,
We can bring charges anytime!

September 1942: Smoke palls over oil wells set ablaze by the Russians when the Nazis occupied Maikop. The Germans were promised a rich prize in the Caucasus, but will get nothing. (Photo by Keystone/Getty Images)


YOU STILL THINK I’M A FOOL LIKE YOU
I’M GONNA TOSS THEM RIGHT NOW,
RIGHT INTO THE FLAMES
STIR UP MY SALAD!

FRIENDS


Bathtub, bar of soap by drain
I’M GOING TO DROWN EVERY ONE OF YOU
SHOW YOU WHAT YOUR WISDOM MEANS TO ME!


Vision: Dune buggy, giant rear tire! Balls it up and throws it to the ground
A SANDSTORM ARISES
A NATION STORY KICKS ASS
NOBODY DISAGREES WITH ME AND LIVES
NOBODY, SAID THE LORD!


Somebody on a mountain, companion lunges at him and pulls him off the mountain
THE BOSSES THAT REFUSED TO DROP THE CHARGES
AND MAKE MINCEMEAT OF THEM
PLAY MY SKILLFUL CRAFT!


Mutiny of cowboys
Ladies slung on back of horses
One side Losing badly!


DEVASTATED, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO CLAMP DOWN!


Somebody on ground being strangled, during the massacre, like Daniel Penny
GOVERNMENT JOB AND TITLE!


Alien, 1 eye, giant head, sitting in a room
I’M GOING TO STAB YOU IN THE HEART AND HEAD
AND LAUGH, SAID THE LORD!
THAT’S A PANIC FOR YOU!


Somebody carrying 3x2ft star on his chest
THE STAR OF DAVID
A JEWISH TRIBUNE!


Somebody jail cell open, 4,5 prisoners beaten by invisible man, won’t run out
PARALYZED WITH FEAR, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU SEE AND KNOW MY MONSTERS ARE REAL
THEY’RE ALL AROUND YOU AND SURROUNDING YOU!


THROW YOU OFF THE MOUNTAIN TOP!
I’M GONNA SNEEZE AND A LAUGH!!


A WARNING AGAIN
3 IN A ROW!


I’M NOT GETTING ENOUGH AIR! (SOLDIERS DROWNED)!
A MEETING OF THE MINDS!


Somebody: What the heck are you doing?
You’re gonna make it worse!


You can’t disguise yourself, he knows everybody by name
Can’t you see he already named every assassin!

(GOD NAMED WHO HE WAS GOING TO KILL IN THE DOJ DEPARTMENT)!

You’re gonna get us all killed
A FEDERAL SKI MASK
I KNOW WHO EVERY ONE OF YOU ARE
AND WHAT YOU DO ON YOUR DAYS OFF
I’M GOING TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP PERMANENTLY

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