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UPSIDE DOWN! 1/24/25 I’M GONNA FLIP THE PLANE UPSIDE DOWN! TIGER STYLE, AND I EMPHASIZE, TIGER STYLE! Vision: Somebody wrapping a towel around an upside down straw broom (UPSIDE DOWN PLANE ON FIRE)!  I’M GONNA PUT IT RIGHT UP YOUR FUSELAGE! KICK IT IN TIGHT!  A FLAMING BROOM, YOU GOT CANCER 1:06PM