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THE BOIL ORDER HAS STARTED! BOIL, THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE! I’M FAR MORE BRUTAL THAN THEY ARE! FAR, FAR MORE BRUTAL! THE GOD KIND OF BRUTAL! WRECK HAVOC! I’M GOING TO POISON YOUR BEACHES, WATERS, LET’S NOT SPLIT HAIRS! YOU MORON!

“NOTHING TAKES ME BY SURPRISE,” SAID THE LORD “YOU’RE A BUNCH OF FOOLS.”

YOU CAN’T COVER IT UP RIGHT NOW

THEY ACTUALLY FOUND THE VIDEO ON THE 4TH FLOOR.

OF ONE DIRECTION

A ONE DIRECTION, MISDIRECTION.

CRACK TEAMS ARE GOING TO ORGANIZE A FAILURE

I’VE STUDIED THEM SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME

I’M FAR MORE BRUTAL THAN THEY ARE

FAR, FAR MORE BRUTAL!

THE GOD KIND OF BRUTAL!

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