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A PLANE AND A HELICOPTER COLLIDE! AN IGLOO SALESMAN! AN ALASKA SENATOR! DEAD, SAID THE LORD! VISION SEE ALL THESE EMERGENCY VEHICLES ON THE HIGHWAY, SOME KIND OF MAJOR INCIDENT! BRAIN SOUP AGAIN! I’M A FREEZE TIME! AND VOTE YOU OFF THE ISLAND! A STRESS TEST! AND THE AIRPLANE GOES DOWN! A JUMBO JET, THAT IS! VISION SEE SOMEBODY FRYING ON THE CHINESE WOK SOME SHRIMP AND BROCCOLI! I’M GOING TO TAKE TAIWAN IN ONE DAY! LIKE I SAID, YOUR MILITARY WILL PAY! TAKEN BY COMPLETE SURPRISE! TAIWAN TAKEOVER! WITH HELP FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD! 2/24/25 [4:33 AM]

2/24/25 [4:33 AM]
WHY IS THE NEW TESTAMENT, THE NEW COVENANT BETTER THAN THE OLD? BECAUSE IT’S MORE BRUTAL, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF BEFORE I KILL YOU.

A SMASHING PUMPKIN!


I’M GONNA LET LOOSE A BUNKER-BUSTING BOMB UPON YOUR MILITARY
GET EVERY SLEEPING GIANT!

TRY TO ARREST ME, YOU FOOL!
I PLAN MY REVENGE MILLIONS OF YEARS AHEAD OF TIME!
CLOCKWORK ORANGE!


I’MA DAMAGE YOUR DAMAGE CONTROL!
AND MULTIPLY IT A THOUSAND FOLD!
BRING PEACE, BETWEEN YOU WITH AARON, OR I’LL KILL YOU VICIOUSLY!

CHOOSE YOUR POISON!
I’M A DIABOLICAL CALCULATING GOD!
AND YOU’RE A DUMB ANT IN A SUIT!
A SAIYAN? STORM!
YOU HAVE NO WAY OUT!
YOUR OBITUARY IS WRITTEN! [4:38 AM]
A TOMBSTONE COWBOY!
TO THE END OF TIME!
I’M A FREEZE TIME!
AND VOTE YOU OFF THE ISLAND!
A STRESS TEST!
AND THE AIRPLANE GOES DOWN!
A JUMBO JET, THAT IS!

TO CARRY US CRY TEARS!
AN IGLOO SALESMAN!
AN ALASKA SENATOR
! [4:41 AM]
TIME’S UP!
VISION SEE SOMEBODY FRYING ON THE CHINESE WOK SOME SHRIMP AND BROCCOLI!
I’M GOING TO TAKE TAIWAN IN ONE DAY! [4:44 AM]

LIKE I SAID, YOUR MILITARY WILL PAY!
IT’S GONNA BE WORSE THAN YOU THINK!
A FIRE HOSE! [4:46 AM]
AND NO WATER TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!
CHINA PREPARED WHILE YOU SLEPT!
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO, WHAT GENDER IS WHAT!
A BUNCH OF FOOLS!

I’MA OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOP ASS!
KILL YOU FOR THINKING ABOUT ARRESTING HIM!
DECEASED!
I’M GONNA WRAP IT UP!
YOUR DAUGHTER!
I’M A CARVE HER A NEW FOREHEAD!
CANCER STRIPS RUN WILD!
A MAKESHIFT GRAVE!

NO TIME TO TAKE THEM HOME!
I’M IN THE HOSPITAL BY THE BRICKYARD LAYER!
A GOOD HOUSEKEEPING SEAL! [5:18 AM]
VISION SEE THE FOX NEWS HOSTS ON A FOX AND FRIENDS MORNING. THE BLACK GUY AND HE LOOK LIKE HE’S WEARING LIKE A ONE INCH BEARD! [5:21 AM]
WHERE YOU GO RUN TO?
VISION SEE ALL THESE EMERGENCY VEHICLES ON THE HIGHWAY, SOME KIND OF MAJOR INCIDENT!
BRAIN SOUP AGAIN
! [5:25 AM]

A PLANE AND A HELICOPTER COLLIDE!

VISION OF A CLEAR SHEET OF PLASTIC OVER SOMEBODY’S BED LOOK LIKE ICU, INTENSIVE CARE.
DEAD, SAID THE LORD!
AVERY SOUP!
MONSTERS DON’T WANT TO BE FOUND TO THE LAST MOMENT,
A SURPRISE ATTACK LIKE NO OTHER!
A LAUGH FEST!
TAKEN BY COMPLETE SURPRISE!
TAIWAN TAKEOVER!
WITH HELP FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD!

I’M GONNA BUSHWACK YOU!
EVERY TRANSMISSION IS CLOSED!
THINGS CHANGE!
THEY’RE DISOBEDIENT!
NO SUDDEN MOVES!
IMA EMBARRASS YOU LIKE HOLLYWOOD!
NOWHERE TO RUN! [5:37 AM]