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(NEWS ANCHOR DIES)! I’MA ABORT THE PRESS FOR HIDING MY KILLINGS! CHOKE YOUR TIRES LIKE A CAROTID ARTERY GONE WILD! AARON GOT PROBLEMS, YOU GOT MAJOR MAJOR PROBLEMS! A FRIGHTFEST LIKE NO OTHER, I’M GONNA MAKE IT DO WHAT IT DO! I’MA CLAMP DOWN HARD, SAID THE LORD! A CREW AND A NEWS CREW! A VIOLENT ENDINGAND A SMASHING SUCCESS! A GIFFY NEWS AFFAIR! A CONJOINED CORAGULATED TWINS! A STICK OF DYNAMITE IN YOUR BRAIN! I’MA SCOOP THE NEWS! SELL A LOT OF SUN TIMES NEWS PAPERS! MY WAY TO 28 AND BEYOND. (SHE WAS 28 YEARS OLD)!

I’MA SCOOP THE NEWS,
SELL A LOT OF SUN TIMES NEWS PAPERS.
I’MA BLUDGEON YOUR HEAD WITH THE NEWS
AND FIRE MANY OF YOU. THE REST I’M GONNA KILL

[11-15-24]
I’MA MOVE IN CLOSE LIKE A TIGER
AND SHUT THE MOUTHS OF THE DISOBEDIENT


I‘MA CLAMP DOWN HARD, SAID THE LORD.
A CREW AND A NEWS CREW.
A VIOLENT ENDING
AND A SMASHING SUCCESS!

I’MA TIME TRAVELER SAITH THE LORD!


TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM. [1 Chronicles 16:22, Psalms 105:15]
YOU WERE WARNED, SAID THE LORD.

[11-17-24]
THE 4 PALE RIDERS AND THE 4 HORSE RIDERS TO 400 RIDERS OF TERRORS.
I’M GOING TO INCLUDE THE NEWSROOM.
I’M GONNA MAKE THE STRONGEST MAN BLEED TEARS OF SORROW
AND WEEP LIKE A BABY.
I’M GOING TO SCARE YOU TO DEATH
AND NO ASSASSIN IS GOING TO STOP ME, SAID THE LORD.

[11-17-24]
THIS IS MY JURISDICTION, THIS EARTH
NONE OF YOU OWN IT, YOU’RE JUST A GUEST
I OWN WHAT’S IN YOUR WALLET AND WHAT’S IN YOUR HEART, AND I’MA TEAR IT APART.


A GIFFY NEWS AFFAIR
A CONJOINED CORAGULATED TWINS!


I’MA JOIN THE SORRY TOGETHER, THE NEWSROOM AND THE FBI,
A STATISTICAL NIGHTMARE.

[11-25-24]
I’MA STUFF YOUR FAMILIES WITH VIOLENCE,
GREAT VIOLENCE, SAID THE LORD.
CALL IT, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.


I’MA SCOOP THE NEWS,
SELL A LOT OF SUN TIMES NEWS PAPERS.
I’MA BLUDGEON YOUR HEAD WITH THE NEWS
AND FIRE MANY OF YOU. THE REST I’M GONNA KILL!


PICK YOUR POISON, SAID THE LORD.
DO I STAY AND GET FIRED OR DO I STAY AND DIE? I’M PLAYING A LOT OF GAMES, SAID THE LORD, AND THEY ALL COME TRUE!

[11-29-24]
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD
LORD SAID, YOU WANT TO THUMP? LET’S THUMP!
I’M GONNA PACK THE WALRAS IN 2.
2ND ARMY SOLDIER THAT SPEAKS, BUT WE HAVE ANGELS.
I’M GONNA BALL THE NEWS ROOM AND BLEED IT DRY!
GOSPEL!

[11-19-24]
NO MILK FOR THE BABY
AND YOU KNOW I LOVE BABIES.
THANK YOU 15 CHARGES!


Baby: Whay whay whay whay!
NO MILK FOR THE BABY YOU EVIL PERSON YOU


FOR CONGRESS,
I’M GOING TO MAKE JELLO OUT OF YOUR BRAINS, LITERALLY, SAID THE LORD.
NO ONE CAN STOP ME
NOT YOU, NOT AN ASSASSIN NOT ANYBODY
.

[11-19-24]
INSANE ASYLUM ON STEROIDS
HOW DO YOU KILL SOMEBODY YOU CAN’T FIND? SOMEBODY WHO’S ALREADY IN HEAVEN WITH ME!


WHAT’S THAT PUNGENT SMELL
IT’S THE SMELL OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S BRAIN BLOWN APART
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU INFURIATE ME!


Vision: Bugs Bunny laughing hysterically

[11-20-24]


I’M GONNA MAKE BRAIN SOUP OF YOU ALL!


I’M GOING TO THROW UP ON YOU. I KNOW IT IS AGAINST YOUR RULES, BUT I’M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY.


A BLOODY NIGHTMARE.
I’MA SCRATCH YOUR HEAD ON THIS ONE, (WITH A BULLET) BECAUSE YOU AIN’T GONNA BE ABLE TO LIFT A FINGER,
NOT AGAINST ME, YOU AIN’T!


AND I’M THE ONLY GOD THAT MATTERS.

[12-5-24]
CALLING ANOTHER ZOOM CALL ON ME!
TONS OF BRICKS ON YOUR HEAD!
BUT PUT YOU IN FINANCIAL SQUALOR


CHOKE YOUR TIRES LIKE A CAROTID ARTERY GONE WILD.
AARON GOT PROBLEMS, YOU GOT MAJOR MAJOR PROBLEMS
A FRIGHTFEST LIKE NO OTHER, I’M GONNA MAKE IT DO WHAT IT DO!


MY PORTAL AIN’T GONNA NEVER STOP WORKING.
I’M GONNA BASH YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER’S BRAINS OUT VICIOUSLY AND UNKINDLY, SAID THE LORD. (SHOT IN THE HEAD)!

[12-8-24]
I’M GONNA VOTE YOU OFF THE ISLAND, SAID THE LORD.
MAKE YOU STAND DOWN VIOLENTLY,
Vision: Man standing up, falls over backwards dead, stiff as a board
A CANCER BOARD NO ONE CAN VOTE TO SAVE YOU


A STICK OF DYNAMITE IN YOUR BRAIN!

[11-27-24]


I’M TRIGGER HAPPY, SAID THE LORD,


SO ARE MY ANGELS AND MONSTERS.
I’M GONNA TEAR AND RIP YOU TO SHREDS, GRIND YOU TO POWDER, LIKE I SAID IN MY WORD.
I’MA GIVE YOU A FRUIT BOOST,
A 28 HOUR NIGHTMARE,
ENERGY FOR YOUR TROOPS.
I’M GONNA SCARE THEM TO DEATH!!!
I’M PASSIONATE ABOUT AARON JUST LIKE YOU WERE ABOUT THE CHARGES
AND I’M A KILLER LIKE NO OTHER!

[10-2-24]
I’M A KILLER LIKE NO OTHER,
ALL BECAUSE OF 15 CHARGES.
KEEP MAKING ME HAPPY, SAID THE LORD!


I’MA STING THE BOAT AND THE DART.
MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD OF RAN TO THE PRESS.
YOU HAD MY WORDS IN A SCIF, BUT I’M GOING TO KILL YOU OPENLY.
PLANE CRASH [10:46pm].
ON MY WAY TO 28, WHY DON’T I JUST KILL THEM ALL.
I CAN DO IT IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.
BALLISTIC MISSILE LIKE NO OTHER.

[10-11-24]
I’M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW SKILLFUL I CAN BE.
I’M GONNA DO 3 TRIGONOMETRY PROBLEMS AND SOLVE THEM ALL AT ONCE!


MY WAY TO 28 AND BEYOND. (SHE WAS 28 YEARS OLD)!


I’M NOT GOING TO STOP COUNTING, SAID THE LORD.

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