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8/13/24 THE ASSASSIN WITH THE WASHBOARD ABS. I’M COMING TO GET HIM, SAID THE LORD, AND TELL HIM WHAT I SAID. I’LL DUST OFF MY SHOE AGAINST YOU FIRST. PUT BOTH OF YOU IN HELL. YOU CAN’T KILL AARON AND STOP ME, YOU FOOL!

[5-30-24]

I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU AN AFLAC SYNDROME.
NO INSURANCE REQUIRED.


Buzzing sound.
I’VE GOT MY BUZZSAW OUT.


WE’RE GOING TO PACK IT IN TIGHT,
AND WASH IT LIKE A WASHBOARD.


HAMBURGER HELPER.
I’M GOING TO MIX IT IN.
A LANDSLIDE OF DEATH.

[8-13-24]

I’M MOVING AT BREAKNECK SPEED.
LIKE YOU SPEEDED IT UP TO FILE THOSE CHARGES.
EXCEPT I’M KILLING AS I GO ALONG, VICIOUSLY, SAID THE LORD.
UPFRONT, CLOSE AND PERSONAL.


THE ASSASSIN WITH THE WASHBOARD ABS. I’M COMING TO GET HIM, SAID THE LORD, AND TELL HIM WHAT I SAID.


I’LL DUST OFF MY SHOE AGAINST YOU FIRST.


PUT BOTH OF YOU IN HELL.


YOU CAN’T KILL AARON AND STOP ME, YOU FOOL.

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