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(4 DEAD) PICK AN ONION FOR YOUR CLASS! I’MA REMIND YOUR SWAT TEAM WHAT I SAID ABOUT TEARS AND MAYHEM! Vision: Mushroom cloud, clown face laughing! ISLAM ATTENDED IT ALL! TURKEY! MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY! NO HELICOPTER AROUND! SKIN THE NOSE ON THE TURKEY! CHAOS EVERYWHERE! THE SUN TIMES BUILDING, FREAKING OUT!

[11-22-24]
CHAOS EVERYWHERE
THE SUN TIMES BUILDING, FREAKING OUT!

Vision: Mushroom cloud, clown face laughing
ISLAM ATTENDED IT ALL
TURKEY

MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY
NO HELICOPTER AROUND

[11-22-24]
CHAOS EVERYWHERE
THE SUN TIMES BUILDING, FREAKING OUT
Vision: White blond female driver, 30yo, holding a gun pointed at her passenger
Yelling: Why did you keep this from me?
PRESS
Vision: Pet store, Upside down roasted turkey/chicken, in a cage between the other cages, stuck to the top of the cage
BLOWN UP.

[11-29-24]
I’M GONNA BALL THE NEWS ROOM AND BLEED IT DRY!
GOSPEL
Vision: Mushroom cloud, clown face laughing
ISLAM ATTENDED IT ALL
TURKEY
YOU CAN SHOOT THE GOVERNMENT NOW
AND GET AWAY WITH IT AND NOBODY WILL CHASE YOU,
IT’S THAT BAD!
I SAID I WAS GOING TO START ALL OVER, AND I WILL.

[10-27-24]
I’M GONNA SMASH THE PUMPKIN ON MY WAY TO GRANDMOTHER’S HOUSE.
ANOTHER STARRY-EYED MUSEUM
FOR THE UNIVERSES TO LOOK AT.
HERE LIES THE FOOL THAT DEFIED GOD.


SKIN THE NOSE ON THE TURKEY.


CALL UPON MY NAME AND I WON’T HEAR YOU.
A DEVASTATING DISEASE
IS UPON YOU ALL.
I’MA ROT YOUR FLESH LIKE IT’S JUNE 16TH,
AND YOU’RE A SLAVE TRADER THAT BROKE FREE.

[10-28-24]
I’LL CRUCIFY YOU OPENLY.
SHOW YOU NOBODY STOPS ME.
………VICTORY.
Adam’s hand shaking.
Hand balled up, papers in hand. Opened hand, papers fell out. Hand started shaking.
I WILL SHAKE THE ROOFTOP.


Martha: Nothing like you can cook a turkey.
Patches of green and white moss on his body.


THE MONITORS TAPPED IN TO THE CHICAGO POLICE.
They’re pulling all of my arrests.
Every case I ever went on.
Every phone call.
WHERE DID HE GET HIS POWER? THAT’S THEIR MAIN QUESTION.
AND HOW DO WE STOP HIM?

[11-25-24]
A STAR MOVIE ATTRACTION
HAVE A GOOD LAUGH IN HEAVEN
LIKE WE ALWAYS DO FOR AGES UPON AGES
AND YOU’RE NO DIFFERENT
BACARU STYLE.
BILLIONAIRE BOARDER SHIP GOES DOWN.
MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY
NO HELICOPTER AROUND
AND IT’S FREE UNTIL THE MAN DIES.
Vision: China rejoicing over Taiwan
THIS WAS TOO EASY, THEY SAID.
LET’S DOUBLE UP AND TAKE RUSSIA WITH US AGAINST AMERICA.

[12-5-24]
DEMOCRATIC SENATORS IN A PALM BEACH
IT’S STROKE TIME.
Somebody pulling out a clear roll of Scotch tape
I’MA WRAP YOU IN IT LIKE FLAMES, SCORCH AND BURN YOU ALL.
Scotch tape, words, “Installment one”
I’M GONNA BRICKLAYER YOUR CASKET
I’M GONNA SEND A HELICOPTER WITH MY TROOPS
AND MAKE SURE EVERYBODY’S DEAD.
A BEACH BUM.
KILL AARON, YOU CAN’T KILL ME, SAID THE LORD
AND I’M NEVER GONNA STOP.

[12-13-24]
Vision: Hoof, centurion, half man, run a pole. Electric or light pole
I’M GONNA DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
GOD pulling out a match, man falling from a helicopter or something
Long ways
Plain regular clothes
I’M GONNA DISARM YOU
I’MA BE OVER THE CLOCK


PICK AN ONION FOR YOUR CLASS
I’MA REMIND YOUR SWAT TEAM WHAT I SAID ABOUT TEARS
AND MAYHEM
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