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12/19/24 THUS SAID THE LORD, STRAIGHT TO THE PRESS YOUR ONLY WAY OUT!!! BY THE BREAK OF DAWN I BETTER HEAR A PRESS CONFERENCE!!! NANCY PELOSI! I’M NOT FINISH WITH YOU YET! WHERES MY PRESS CONFERENCE! OR DO I HAVE TO DOWN YOUR PLANE LIKE TYLER PERRY! HAKEEM JEFFERIES! I’M WAITING YOU TO MAKE A MOVE! WHO’S NEXT, SAID THE LORD!! I’VE GIVEN NANCY PELOSI A SLOW DEATH WHO WANTS A FAST ONE! MAYBE I’LL JUST MIX IT TOGETHER!!! 3 SENATORS AT A TIME AND A CONGRESSMAN BLOWS UP!!! SHOW YOU HOW NASTY I CAN GET!!! I’M PRACTICING MY RIGHT AND LEFT HOOKS, SEE WHICH ONE TRUMP WANTS! I’M GONNA GIVE HIM THE MAD MAD FAMILY PACKAGE IF HE DARES TEMPT ME IN ANY WAY, SAID THE LORD! I’LL FLATTEN HIS SON AS FLAT AS A PANCAKE! I’M THE PANCAKE MAN! TELL HIM WHAT I SAID, I’M A VICIOUS GOD LIKE NO OTHER! AND I LOVE KILLING CHILDREN, ASK PHAROAH!

[12-19-24] Part 2



Vision: Person in a Santa Claus suit

URGENCY

QUEENS ISLAND!

Angels singing: Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm! Suddenly they burst out laughing!

A GIGGLEFEST, SAID THE LORD!

I NEVER BLUFF

I’M GOING TO PUT THE CAR BETWEEN 2 HOUSES!

WELL WELL WELL IMAGINE

IMAGINE THE ASTONISHMENT WHEN THEY THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT 1 SURVEILLANCE TEAM

AND I WAS TALKING ABOUT THEM ALL, SAID THE LORD!

GATHER UP YOUR TEARS,

I’M A VICIOUS GOD

DON’T TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT

JUST SO THEY

OR BE KILLED VICIOUSLY, I NEVER NEGOTIATE

NEVER EVER

Song: “Come and get your love”

CANDYMAN IS GOING TO VISIT YOUR HOME

LET’S SEE WHAT NIGHTMARE I’VE GOT FOR YOU!

I LIKE TO SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST!

WHO TOLD YOU TO BECOME AN FBI AGENT?

YOU’RE A MASTER FOOL

ALL OF YOU ARE IN MY TRAP

A GOD THAT LIVES AND TORMENTS FOR ETERNITY!

SMACK AARON IN HIS FACE AND THEN KILL YOU

I’M VICIOUS BEYOND YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

I’LL KILL AARON AND LAUGH AND YOU TOO

A CONJOINED TWINS

I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU FEAR ME FBI

FOREVER AND THROUGHOUT THE ETERNITY

DOZENS DEAD AND I’M GONNA LAUGH

AND I’M JUST GETTING STARTED

A HOME RUN EVENT

A TAILBONE CRACKLING

I’MA PULL YOUR TEETH OUT REAL FAST

I’M GONNA SMACK YOU RIGHT INTO THE WINDSHIELD

THEN RIGHT INTO THE GRASS!

I DON’T NEED A PLANE DOWN TO KILL, I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD

THEY WANT TO ARREST YOU, AND I’M WAITING ON THEM

SITTING ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY,

WATCHING YOUR BLOOD ROLL AWAY!

COME MAKE ME HAPPY

I’M BORED, SAID THE LORD!

A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN OF TRAFFIC, OF CASKETS

LET’S SEE IF I CAN MAKE IT 14 IN A ROW

A FORTNIGHT CHALLENGE

GO BABY GO!

ARRESTED FOR SAYING THUS SAID THE LORD

I’M TICKLED PINK, A PINK ROSE THAT IS

A GREATER PROPHET THAN MOSES AND YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO COME AND ARREST HIM AND GET AWAY WITH IT!

IT MUST BE HAPPY HOUR AT THE BAR!

I’M GONNA WILD OUT LIKE AFRICA

CREATE A NEW SPECIES

TEMPT ME NOT, SAID THE LORD!

MERRICK GARLAND, YOU HAPPY YOU GOT THAT BORDER AGENT KILLED?

YOU’VE GOT MANY MORE TO GO

I’M GONNA BE KILLING EVEN WHEN YOU LEAVE OFFICE!

STACK IT UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP,

AND HAVE A PARADE FOR THE NEWCOMER

A VICIOUS PARADE!

I’M PRACTICING MY RIGHT AND LEFT HOOKS,

SEE WHICH ONE TRUMP WANTS!

I’M GONNA GIVE HIM THE MAD MAD FAMILY PACKAGE IF HE DARES TEMPT ME IN ANY WAY, SAID THE LORD!

I’LL FLATTEN HIS SON AS FLAT AS A PANCAKE

I’M THE PANCAKE MAN

TELL HIM WHAT I SAID, I’M A VICIOUS GOD LIKE NO OTHER

AND I LOVE KILLING CHILDREN, ASK PHAROAH!

DON’T MAKE ME JUMP EARLY LIKE A FROG

TYLER PERRY WAS A BLESSING MIRACLE

THINK HOW I AM WHEN I’M READY TO GET VICIOUS

PRAY FOR THEM THAT DESPISE YOU

TYLER PERRY, THAT’S MY NEIGHBORLY LOVE!

NOT ONE CHRISTIAN WANTED TO BELIEVE THAT I’M A KILLER THAT DROWNS IN THE SEA

BUT HID THAT UNDER THEIR BLANKET AND UNDER THEIR NAPKIN

BECAUSE THEY WANTED FRIENDS AND AN OFFERING PLATE

THAT’S WHY I’M KILLING THEM TOO

A BUTCHER’S BASKET

I’M GOING GROCERY SHOPPING PERSONALLY,

SEE WHO IN THE FBI, DOJ WANTS TO KEEP CHALLENGING ME

I’M GOING TO DO YOUR GROCERY SHOPPING FOR YOU,

WITH MY MEAT CLEAVER, I’M GOING TO CLEAN THE SHELF OFF

AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FREE OF CHARGE!!!

A BASKET FULL OF “DON’T TOUCH MY ANOINTING,

AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM”

YOU’VE GOT MEAT CLEAVER ISSUES AND SO DO I!

I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE FULL AX TREATMENT,

ACTS IN THE BIBLE AND AX ON YOUR HEAD!

A KILLING LIKE NO OTHER

I’MA STRETCH IT OUT FOR MILES

I’M GOING TO CALL UP THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

AND ASK THEM, WHERE MY BABIES AT?

AN ELF TOOK EM’ YOU SAID!

I’M GONNA PUT THE ELFS IN CHARGE OF KILLING YOU AND YOUR NEXT OF KIN!

I’M ABOUT TO HAVE A PARTY!

LET ME GO FIND AN ELF MOVIE, NAAAW, I’LL JUST MAKE ONE!

OFF TO GRANDMOTHER’S HOUSE WE GO!

I’M GONNA USE YOUR KITCHEN KNIFE RIGHT ON YOU

COME IN YOUR ROOM AND CUT YOUR KID’S NUTS OFF!

A PAINFUL ACT

MOMMY, MY TUMMY HURTS

NOT KICKED IN THE NUTS, KNIFED IN THE NUTS

I’M GONNA MAKE YOUR KIDS SCREAM DAY AND NIGHT

AND LAUGH WHY MY ANGELS WATCH

PAINFUL AS IT’S GONNA BE!

NO PRESS, NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!

A HAGGAR MOMENT!

I’M GONNA JUICE UP THE TOWN

WITH A HANGMAN’S NOOSE!

I’M GOING TO STRANGLE YOUR AFFAIR,

THAT YOU THOUGHT NOBODY KNEW ABOUT!

LET’S SEE WHO GOT SOMETHING ON WHO!

A BRITISH MOMENT/WOMAN AND A NEW MONSTER

STRAIGHT THROUGH THE PORTAL

IT’S ALWAYS WORKING

A BLAST CAP FOR YOUR FUTURE

MR PIMP JUST CAME THROUGH THE PORTAL

MR PIMP AND SLIDE

Vision: Pimp doing a dance then he does a slide

I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU RIGHT OFF THE CLIFF

A JASON ALEXANDER

MY PIMP IS THE GREATEST, MY JASON IS THE GREATEST

THEY NEVER FAIL

Vision: Fat 500 pound man, sagging 1!5ft neck/jaw line

Crew cut like cartoon character

MR PIMP: I’m the pimp you’re looking for

Pretty ain’t I,

Let’s start the music, Let’s go give it to you, begins to play

A DOZEN ROSES

A DEATH LEPPARD CONCERT

AND A BRUISED EGO WITH A DEADLY BRUISE

A PYRO CONNECTED/PYROTECHNIC

A PYRO CONNECTED/PYROTECHNIC DISASTER

A FEW SPEW TOO EARLY

WE’RE STILL GOING OVER OUR TRAINING AND OUR APPROACH!

I’M NOT GOING TO WAIT ON YOU, I’M COMING STRAIGHT TO YOU

LET’S GET THIS KIDNEY CANCER STARTED!

Vision: Mr Pimp pulling diseases out over his stomach!

SOMETHING FOR ALL OF YOU!

DON’T RUN, I’M ALREADY IN YOU!

I’M READY FOR THE BIG AND SMALL

Mr Pimp singing: Come and get your love

Putting something inside someone’s stomach, closing it up and pulling out his hammer,

Then he hits FBI DOJ agents hard on the head, striking viciously!

I’M GONNA GIVE YOU MY 2 FOR 1 SPECIAL

BRAIN CANCER!

I’M GONNA DOT MY I’s AND CROSS MY T’s

OPEN UP A CANCER FRONT

OPEN UP A MONSTER AND A MOZART HALL

REPEAT IT RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!

A MORBIDLY OBESE GUY!

I’M HERE TO TACKLE THE TOUGH ISSUES

AND MAKE IT PAINFULLY OBVIOUS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN

STRAIGHT TO THE PRESS, YOUR ONLY WAY OUT!

DON’T GET ON YOUR KNEES AND MAKE ME LAUGH, I’LL KILL YOU THE MORE!

BY THE BREAK OF DAWN I’D BETTER HEAR A PRESS CONFERENCE! [11:51pm]

Monster: Boo Hoo Boo Hoo

A JEFF SESSIONS NIGHTMARE!

A STAR WARS SPECIAL!

IT WASN’T ON THE RADAR!

NANCY PELOSI

I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET!

WHERE’S MY PRESS CONFERENCE?

OR DO I HAVE TO DOWN YOUR PLANE LIKE TYLER PERRY!

HAKEEM JEFFRIES,

I’M WAITING ON YOU TO MAKE A MOVE

Song: Chain chain chain, chain of fools

WHO’S NEXT? SAID THE LORD!

I’VE GIVEN NANCY PELOSI A SLOW DEATH! WHO WANTS A FAST ONE?

OR MAYBE I’LL JUST MIX IT TOGETHER!

3 SENATORS AT A TIME AND A CONGRESSMAN BLOWS UP!

SHOW YOU HOW NASTY I CAN GET

NASTY LIKE JANET JACKSON

GIVE ME A BEAT

IT’S BEAT DOWN TIME

IT’S STREET LEVEL TIME, TURN YOU INTO A STREET FIGHTER!

LET’S SEE HOW BIG AND BAD YOU ARE

I KNOW EVERY MOVE BEFORE YOU THROW IT, YOU FOOL

AN FBI AGENT: Just do what he says and drop the charges, he says,

We need authorization from you,

STOP LYING YOU FOOL!

I KILL AND BURN LIARS

SHOOT THEM DEAD THRICE

CALL ME BISHOP CRAZY

I’M GONNA BE A THORN IN YOUR SIDE FOREVER

A CHRISTMAS TREE POKE AT YOU

I’M GONNA BURN YOU AND THE TREE DOWN

DELUGE YOU WITH TEARS!

12-20-24
A 2ND HARMONY
A BEATDOWN LIKE NO OTHER
GO BACK AND STUDY THE BORDER AGENTS NAME: “JEFFREY KANAS”
YOU MISSED MY TERROR
PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER
I’MA OFF THE OFFSPRING
Urkle: Oops, did I do that?
Vision: Somebody with giant Harry Carry glasses on
A shotgun magnum by his side
LET’S RIDE SHOTGUN, SAID THE LORD!
AN EXTRADITION TREATY, AN EXTRACTION
I’M WAITING ON YOU, SAID THE LORD!
A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY,
I’M THE THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY, YOU FOOL!
COME AND ARREST ME!
Vision: Somebody with a tattoo on, engraved nazi camp marks before they went to the gas chambers
Frail and thin and weightless
I’M GONNA MAKE A HOME/OFFICE VISIT, I’M COMING STRAIGHT TO YOU
Somebody putting their kid up on the bed saying: Don’t worry about Aaron, I’m gonna take care of him
Somebody laughing like Kevin Samuel’s
Snot coming out his nose
A BLITZKRIEG EVENT
I’MA PAINT THE TOWN MASSACRE
AN ADAM’S APPLE IS DOWN
RIGHT ON FRONT STREET

Song: Do ya BANG BANG, Bo-O- , lady sings it
I’M GONNA CRUSH HIS ADAM’S APPLE
AND SHOW THE JUDGE HE NEVER PUT A TRUE GANGSTER ON TRIAL,
A GOD-GANGSTER!
HABITAT FOR HUMANITY
A HITMAN IN A FULL METAL JACKET! (12:35 AM)
I’M GONNA FLIP THE SCRIPT RIGHT ON YOU

SHOW YOU HOW SKILLFUL I CAN BE
Samuel Jackson: Bon Voyage, Mother Fucker
A MANDATORY PENALTY
DEUCES WILD
A CRAIGSLIST NIGHTMARE, BACK OFF!
Vision: Somebody taking a Pita bread, breaking it in half with an ax, separating it in half, ax laying on the table blade pointing straight up
I’M GONNA KEEP YOU CONFUSED AS TO WHERE I’M GOING NEXT!
Somebody yelling: How dare you!
I’m your business associate
THE CLEANUP CREW FOR THE 15 CHARGES!
I DO MY JOB WELL DONE
I’M A TROUBLEMAKER
Winnie the Pooh bear winding up his arm with a knife in his hand
THOSE IN CAPTIVE, I WANT THEM FREE!
P Diddy standing up, puzzled, confused, What is this, he’s after me?
SHAKE AND EGGS
I’VE GOT COUNTLESS ABILITIES
SANDY HOOK
I’MA TIME TRAVEL TO YOUR BACK DOOR
AND ASK YOU WHAT PART OF NO AND [DON’T] STOP DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
I’M GONNA BRUISE HIS HEEL
AND EVERYWHERE ELSE
SHOTGUN MATERIAL
Vision: Uniformed Sergeant, sitting at his desk, bunch of computers 7, 8,
Scrolling on his laptop on his legs saying: What are we gonna do?
Somebody: Take our hands off of him
I’ve got kids and he’s proved he’s a God
Somebody: A meat cleaver
Somebody: We can enjoy our 10 million dollar budget
NO YOU CAN’T, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GONNA WRITE YOU OFF LIKE A TAX WRITE OFF
RIGHT OFF THE EARTH!
NOBODY BOXES ME IN
Somebody sneaking up behind somebody with a knife, then plunges into the back if their head
MY MONSTER IS UPON YOU
I’M GONNA PUT YOU IN MY STARRY-EYED MUSEUM
STAB YOU MULTIPLE TIMES
CALL IT THE AFTERMATH
YOU’RE LIKE THE FOOL WITH THE BARNS IN THE BIBLE!
I’M GONNA KICK MY FEET UP AND REST
BUT I’M A SURVEILLANCE GOD!
Vision: Big silver drinking sport jug
DOZENS AND DOZENS AND DOZENS
NOW I’M GONNA GO BACK TO YOUR CHILDREN!
AN ASTONISHING AND AMAZING FEET!
I’M GONNA TAKE BOTH ARMS OFF
STAB YOU IN THE RECTUM WITH COLON CANCER
I HEARD EVERY WORD YOU SAID AGAINST ME!
Vision: Vase with a big handle
Filled with 7, 8 roses
I’M GONNA KILL THE WHOLE TRIBE!
MAYBE 6
A BLUE MACHINE
I WOULD NEVER KEEP HIM WAITING, BUT YOU DID
A PTERODACTYL IS UPON YOU
CHRISTOPHER LANE, I’M GOING TO PICK UP HIS KIDS, AND WAY THEM ON THE SCALE
BEFORE I CHOP CHOP CHOP WITH MY ALLIGATOR!
TOO MUCH BLOOD, A COUNTRY KITCHEN AFFAIR!

 

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