ABORT THE PRESS! I’M GONNA ABORT THE PRESS! AN EXCLUSIVE NEWS CYCLE! YOUR ERA HAS ENDED! I’M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE NEWS NOW! I’M GOING TO BASH SOME MORE HEADS IN. MYSTERIOUS KILLINGS! (“KCAL News Anchor, Emmy-Award winner Chauncy Glover dies at 39”)
WAY AHEAD OF TIME. I’M GONNA ABORT THE PRESS. A NIXON TRIAL. YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE. SAY IT LOUD. TRUTH OR DIE. I WISH YOU WOULD PICK DEATH BECAUSE TRUTH IS ALWAYS ON MY SIDE. I’M THE GOD THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LIE. [Hebrew 6:18]
10-25-24
I’M GOING TO TERRORIZE YOUR WHOLE COUNTRY. LIKE YOU TERRORIZED AARON WITH THE CHARGES. I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU PASS A BILL TO LEAVE HIM ALONE, SAID THE LORD, VICIOUSLY, SAID THE LORD. MAKE YOU SAY, HE’S GOT COMPLETE IMMUNITY FROM ANYTHING HE DOES, INCLUDONG, SAID THE LORD, KILLING. I’M COMING AFTER CNN, AND REMEMBER, I DON’T HAVE A CONSCIENCE, AND THE REST OF YOU MORONS THAT REFUSED TO PRINT MY MURDERS. STEP BY STEP KILLING. REM AND STEMPY. A DUST BOWL AND A HAMMERTIME KIT. AN EXCLUSIVE NEWS CYCLE. YOUR ERA HAS ENDED. I’M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE NEWS NOW. I’M GOING TO BASH SOME MORE HEADS IN. MYSTERIOUS KILLINGS. I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU FOR THE FBI FILES OF THEIR OWN PEOPLE.
I’M GOING TO WEAPONIZE THE NEWS CYCLE LIKE YOU WEAPONIZED IT AGAINST TRUMP. EXCEPT I’M GOING TO WEAPONIZE IT WITH KILLINGS ALL OVER THE WORLD. I’M GOING TO PUT YOU ON THE FRONT PAGE OF EVERY NEWS PAPER,
9/11/24 SEATTLE EXPRESS. I’MA ENJOY MYSELF IN THE PRESS.. I’MA BRING THE PRESS TO A STANDSTILL. AND START BRINGING DOWN THEIR PLANES.
EXPRESS ACCIDENT OF THE YOUNG AND THE OLD.
NO ONE’S COMING TO BAIL YOU OUT. TELLING LIES. SCARLET LETTER ON YOUR FOREHEADS.
ANOTHER TRUMP STORY. BUT YOU CAN’T FIND HILLARY. THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE NO MORE. HILLARY IS MISSING IN ACTION AGAIN. YOU CAN’T FIND AN INDICTMENT FOR HER, BUT PLENTY FOR TRUMP.
I SEE AND JUDGE EVERYTHING, SAID THE LORD. I’M JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER. THIS IS MY PLANET, AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT. START PLAYING FAVORITISM RIGHT ON YOUR HEADS. A GLOBAL NIGHTMARE. I CAN REACH AND GET AT ANYONE. I’M A BILLION PLACES AT ONCE.
11/9/24
CRYING TV TEARS, I’M GONNA START KILLING THE PRESS, FOR NOT MENTIONING MY NAME, EXCEPT IN A CURSE WORD.