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WHIPLASH. I DON’T NEED A BULLET. A ZOOM REFERENCE. DON’T PARK IN THE CITY. I’M GONNA RAM YOUR CAR THROUGH. A CATACLYSMIC EVENT FOR YOU. I GOT THE CAN’T-HELP-ITS, JUST LIKE YOU. A DODGE RAM BALL. I’M GONNA SHOW YOU A TUTORIAL IN SKID MARKS ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE SUBURBS. A DOJ BUST EM’ UP CHARACTER. I’M GONNA RAM THE FOX VERY HARD. MAKE IT HURT VERY BAD! MIRROR, MIRROR, AND SYMBOL! I’M GOING TO MIRROR IT IN YOUR PERSONAL LIVES!


WHIPLASH.
I DON’T NEED A BULLET.


YOU’LL BE SORRY, VERY SORRY FOR THIS NEXT ZOOM CALL (10/29/24). [7:09pm]


BANK ON IT.
FACTS.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT.
A STANDING OMEN.


THE WEALTHY.


A ZOOM REFERENCE.
DON’T PARK IN THE CITY.
I’M GONNA RAM YOUR CAR THROUGH.
A CATACLYSMIC EVENT FOR YOU.
DARLING, ARE YOU ALIVE?
ZOOM WITH THE CAR INTO THE RAILS AND OFF THE BRIDGE.
I GOT THE CAN’T-HELP-ITS, JUST LIKE YOU.
A DODGE RAM BALL.
I’M GONNA SHOW YOU A TUTORIAL IN SKID MARKS
ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE SUBURBS.
A DOJ BUST EM’ UP CHARACTER.
I’M GONNA RAM THE FOX VERY HARD.
MAKE IT HURT VERY BAD.
I’M FINT’ TO HATE ON YOU SOME MORE.
I HATE I HATE I HATE.
3/4 OF ME IS VIOLENCE 1/4 OF ME IS LOVE.
I’M ABOUT TO TEAR 3/4 OF YOUR CAR UP
WITH YOU IN IT, SAID THE LORD.
A DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS NIGHTMARE.
A TAG TEAM WITH CANCER.
I’M GOING TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS.
BUST UP YOU AND THE JURY.


JUST GENTLEMEN COUNT THE COST.
A PINK AND BLUE CASKET
ONE FOR YOUR DAUGHTER IN LAW AND ONE FOR YOU.


SKID MARKS GALORE.
DON’T DRIVE, I’LL DRIVE FOR YOU.
I’M GONNA GET THE OPPOSING LAW.
I’M A BRAGADOCIOUS GOD.
INNIE MINNY MINNIE MOE
CATCH A TIGER BY THE TOE.


THE SPIRIT OF NEW NIXON (NEW NICK OF TIME BEING FROM PORTAL)!
JUST IN A NICK OF TIME
SKIDDED RIGHT OFF THE BRIDGE
RIGHT INTO A CAR BELOW.
I’M A JACK OF ALL TRADES
AND ALL ACCIDENTS.


I’M GONNA SPEW YOU OUT OF MY MOUTH
RIGHT AFTER I CHEW YOU UP
FAMILY AND ALL.

A FREUDIAN SLIP.
MY NEW NATURE, I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SLIP
SLIP AND SLIDE IN A CAR RIDE.


I’M GONNA BOOST YOUR MATERIALS THAT YOU HAVE AGAINST AARON.
I’M GONNA CLOG UP YOUR TIRES WITH IT
AND MAKE THEM SEIZE REAL TIGHT.

WE GOT TOO

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