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He must be truly innocent! A BEING! Somebody: Why don’t they just say it’s God? THE IMPOSSIBLE! It’s gonna get worse! The judge should have been enough with the fbi to stop! Plainly enough! An impossible prediction! Why did the fbi hide it for so long? He fulfilled many of the prophecies of Revelation! A Billion 9/11s wrapped up in one God! And now he says he has a hell too! T HE MEXICAN STANDOFF! That’s what’s going on with the Press! YOU BETTER DROP THOSE CHARGES IMMEDIATELY! ANNOUNCEMENT RIGHT NOW! THEY PUT TOGETHER A TIMELINE OF YOUR DESTRUCTION! A VIDEO PRESENTATION FOR CONGRESS! INDISPUTABLE EVIDENCE ON TAPE! EVERYBODY! Our children, just like Pharoah! An astonishing event over and over! No conscience whatsoever!

YOU BETTER DROP THOSE CHARGES IMMEDIATELY! ANNOUNCEMENT RIGHT NOW!

They can’t explain it
And we asked them over and over
Statisticians are completely dumbfounded!
Not one can figure it out

[10-5-24] Part 2
IT WAS ALL A TEST!
INCREASE YOUR SCHEDULING!
Broccoli wrapped up like popcorn!
TODAY!
NETANYAHU IS FINALLY AFRAID OF YOU!
Somebody swinging a rifle/shotgun over their shoulder!
Pink and purple rose laying sideways!
Somebody raising a white flag being led by a horse, everybody else walking!
Catholic school uniforms on!


Riderless Horse running sideways, may be the same horse!
FROM THE KORAN!
Octopus on his back or side!
BEGGING!
HIGHWAY!

!!!!!!GIF!
!!!!!!MANSHIP
MAKE ARREST!
UNLAWFUL ACT!

10-6-24
Old man dancing like Michael Jackson a few steps at a time!
Very much the center of this!
Sleeves, set of wings, short sleeves!
HUNT DOWN!
THIS IS JUST AN OPENING SALVO!


NOT A SIN!
ANY TYPE OF DOUBLE TOOL PLAY!
I’M GONNA PACK IT IN TIGHT!
EFFORTLESSLY!


THEY’RE GOING TO TRY TO DYNAMITE YOUR GARAGE TO INSTILL FEAR!
I WILL KILL ALL OF THEIR RELATIVES AND THEMSELVES!
THEY FORGOT, AARON IS FEARLESS!
THAT’S WHY I CHOSE HIM!


AND ROBBIE HAS HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS MORE POWER!


I’M GONNA MAKE NEWS AGAIN!
RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR HEADS!


A VETERANS HOLIDAY!
IN A JEWISH SCHOOL!
YOU BETTER DROP THOSE CHARGES IMMEDIATELY!
ANNOUNCEMENT RIGHT NOW!


DON’T WAIT FOR THE PAPERWORK!
DON’T WAIT TO REVIEW A SCIF!

I’MA JOINT THE PAIN!
GET A JOINT PAIN!
HOLIDAY TIME ZERO!
NOBODY LEFT ALIVE!


A BANG UP JEWISH HOLIDAY
AND A CHRISTMAS NIGHTMARE !

AN EARLY ARRIVAL!
A PACKAGE DEAL!
HALLOWEEN ON STEROIDS!
THE GOD KIND!
I’MA MIX IN BLOOD WITH A DISASTER!
AND A CROSS OF HOPE!
A LOONY TOONS HIGHWAY
AND A SCOPE!


BEDAZZLEMENT!
CLASH OF THE TITANS!
GOD VERSUS MAN!


ALIEN FORCES UPON YOU!
THEY FILED FOR RETRIBUTION!
A DIVORCE PAPER!
YOU’RE DIVORCED FROM REALITY!


I CAN KILL ANYONE, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, BY BLINKING MY EYE OR JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!
HAVEN’T I PROVEN MYSELF! BUT YOU JUST KEEP COMING!
I LOVE IT, SAID THE LORD!
AGAIN, AND AGAIN, I LOVE IT, SAID THE LORD!
PASSIONATELY!


GHOSTWRITER LIKE NO OTHER!
RIGHT THROUGH THE SAND STORM!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD,
AND SCREAM, HELL COME AND GET ME!
Somebody sitting down at a restaurant, 3 or 4, little bitty straws sticking into the pepper shaker!
And they sniffed it with their nose!
Straight up the straw!
I’M GONNA MAKE IT STING BADLY, SAID THE LORD!
MY SNUFF COCAINE
SPECIAL MADE TO ORDER
FOR THE STUBBORN HEARTED!

I’M GONNA PEPPER YOUR BRAIN WITH THE TAXES YOU SAID AARON DIDN’T PAY
THAT HE DIDN’T FILE!
I’MA GHOST WRITE YOU STRAIGHT TO THE MUSEUM
!!!!HELLS MUSEUM
BURN YOUR BRAIN INSIDE OUT WITH A GOD SPRAY
WHY OH WHY DIDN’T YOU LISTEN TO ME?
BUT I’M GLAD YOU DIDN’T!


3 Wheeled doom buggy, motor vehicle!
Fat tires, skinny tires on the front!
Motorcycle, doom buggy, 1-seater or 2-seater!
I’M GONNA DRAG YOU OVER THE SAND AND MAKE YOU CRY!
I’M GONNA TAKE OVER THE NEWS CYCLE FOR 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT
!
FOLLOW UP YOUR TEARS WITH DYNAMITE!
EXCLUSIVE REVIEW!


I didn’t know he had our name and address!
I GOT THE NUMBER OF HAIRS ON YOUR HEAD TOO, YOU FOOL!
Somebody: Keep asking for more time!
Somebody yells: No!
Can’t you see we’re out of time!
Schedule a good guy and a bad guy!
Let’s hedge our bets!
I KILL BOTH BETS AND ALL BETS, SAID THE LORD,
VICIOUSLY
!


A TAIWAN NIGHTMARE
OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
Orangutang, bicycle pump LIKE DEVICE for dynamite, hand pushing down on one!


Somebody: I already knew that was bad news!
We’re just a matter of time!
Somebody got on their knees, toilet, vomiting!
Man, I can’t take this anymore!


There’s no hiding from this God!
He knows our every thought
Scrutinized our every word!


Empty, 3 wheeled medium tricycle for an adult
Black seat, bigger steering wheel!


Jesus wasn’t strong enough, no Christian preached that Jesus this way!


No matter what you believe
We should take him for his word that he is who he said he is,
Right to another god is stupid????
WHERE ARE THE OTHER GODS?
HE’S RIGHT!


Somebody: I have to email it to you tomorrow!
BON APPÉTIT!
Frozen open Pepsi can next to some milk, squashed in between some milk and some other items!
TRAGEDY!
COKE BROTHERS TRAGEDY!


Monster has tip of a plane in his mouth sideways! [12:29am]
I’M GONNA SMOKE SOME PIPE, SAID THE LORD!
PIPER’S ALLEY
AND A STRANGE STERRY-EYED DEFEAT!


THE CONGRESSMAN DEAD!


LIQUOR STORE OWNER!
Forgive me I have sinned! GIVE ME YOUR ATTITUDE!
I’M GONNA DUST OFF MY BOOTS AGAIN,
GIVE YOU AN AVALANCHE FOR YOUR SIN!
YOUR SINS AGAINST ME, SAID THE LORD!
Car driving, ugly Halloween mask MAN sticking out the passenger side window,
A few other passengers in the car!


I’M GONNA BREAK SOME MORE TEETH OUT, SAID THE LORD,
VIOLENTLY!
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM!


20% OF YOUR WORKERS ARE GOING TO HELL
IN ONE DAY!
RUN INTO AND TO MY CROSS, MY FIST, AND MY HAND!
I’M GONNA BACK SLAP THEM BACK INTO THE FUTURE!
STRAIGHT TO HELL THEY GO
WISHING WELL AND NO PENNY!


Big starry-eyed clown, variation of Bozo Clown, grinning, teeth wide, mouth wide!
DUST OFF MY BROOM AND SWEEP YOU INTO HELL,
QUITE LITERALLY, SAID THE LORD!
I NEVER BLUFF OR LIE!
20% OF THE WORKFORCE IS DOWN!


Somebody sees the car turns into the aisle, “What are you talking about?”
Paul is outside the car and he’s sitting inside the car!
Somebody: You can’t collect bees like this or taxes like this!
Somebody: He’s God, he can do whatever he wants!


But why the children?
Innocent!
VISION Kids killed in Israel, 1 in a wired SQUARE ALL AROUND CAGE!
Own up but in a wired cage!


I’M GONNA SEND A PUFFY MISSILE THROUGH HOLLYWOOD!
LET ME DRIVE COMMUNICATIONS!
Vegas screen, edited, top right corner, Aaron!


THEY PUT TOGETHER A TIMELINE OF YOUR DESTRUCTION!
A VIDEO PRESENTATION FOR CONGRESS!
INDISPUTABLE EVIDENCE ON TAPE!


Somebody:!Let’s get that 300 million out the door! Somebody: Wait, We’re not gonna be blackmailed!
What would the public say?
Somebody: Damn the public!


THUS SAITH THE LORD YOU DON’T OWE ME NOTHING, I’M YOUR ONLY HOPE!
EXECUTION STYLE!
I NEVER NEEDED THE MONEY, IT WAS A JOKE!
BUT YOU BETTER PAY
GANGSTER STYLE!


I DONT EAT FOOD, WHY WOULD I NEED THE MONEY, YOU IDIOT!
DIDN’T YOU READ IN MY WORD, IF I WERE HUNGRY, I WOULDN’T TELL YOU! [Psalms 59:12]


Tab on website, NIGHTMARE!
PROPHECIES HEADED YOUR WAY!
A GREEN MONSTER!


Somebody picked him out of a lineup, Goofy duck in the pool in the billionaire post!
I’M GONNA LEAVE THE STRATOSPHERE WITH THIS NEXT ONE!
POSITIVELY ONE OF MY BEST SPECIALS!