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MERRICK GARLAND, I’MA EAT YOU UP! VICIOUSLY, SAID THE LORD! A COUNTDOWN IN HOURS! WHY DO YOU MAKE ME WAIT? STICK HIM UP AT THE TOP AND TELL HIM WHAT I SAID! THE SHIP, THE PINNACLE OF MY CRIME, AND I’M JUST GETTING STARTED! I HAVE NO BOUNDARIES AND NO CONSCIENCE! FEAR AARON AND GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS! I’M GONNA MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU! TOUCH NOT MINE ANOINTED, AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM! ALL OF YOU! ASSASSINS INCLUDED! I’MA POUR ACID IN THE WATER NEXT TIME AS I DROWN YOU! A PIT OF GASOLINE! AND CONGRESS RINGS A BELL! A STOUFFER’S NIGHTMARE!

9-1-2024
Fat Man in a car, shooting at someone back and forth! Might be in a building!
Somebody: Ceasefire!
Somebody with a bullhorn pointing up in the air! Talking to somebody! Somebody just came and body slammed him!
A LIST OF YOUR ENEMIES!
A HORRENDOUS DEATH!
VEHICLE CRASHES AND MORE!
I’M GONNA CRUSH THEIR BOLD FACE LIE!

THE HEBREW BOYS!
I’M GONNA ASTONISH THE WORLD!
DON’T GIVE ANOTHER DIME TO SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES I’M DEAD!
NOT 1 NICKEL!
I’M GONNA SHOW THE WORLD THAT I’M A TERROR LIKE NO OTHER!
I’M GONNA KILL THOSE THAT CONTINUE TO GIVE,
AND SHOW THEM THAT I’M STILL ALIVE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOUR LAST NAME, KILLDEAD AND ROADKILL!
UNDERNEATH THE MAT!
A JEWISH TEMPLE!
KEYBOARD!
THE SHIP, THE PINNACLE OF MY CRIME, AND I’M JUST GETTING STARTED!
I HAVE NO BOUNDARIES AND NO CONSCIENCE!
FEAR AARON AND GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS!
I’M GONNA MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU!
TOUCH NOT MINE ANOINTED AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM!
ALL OF YOU!
ASSASSINS INCLUDED!
I’MA POUR ACID IN THE WATER NEXT TIME AS I DROWN YOU!
A PIT OF GASOLINE!
AND CONGRESS RINGS A BELL!
A STOUFFER’S NIGHTMARE!
NOBODY CAN STOP ME, SAID THE LORD, AND THEY KNOW THAT NOW!
THE BASELINE!
I’M GONNA SEND DOUBLE THE MONSTERS I HAD ON EARTH
AND TRIPLE THE ANGELS!
I’MA LET LOOSE A DIABOLICAL SCHEME!
I’MA UNEARTH THE EARTH!
FOR THE WEAPONS OF OUR WARFARE ARE MIGHTY THROUGH GOD FOR THE PULLING DOWN OF STRONGHOLDS AND EVERYTHING THAT EXALTETH ITSELF AGAINST GOD!


IRAN!
I’MA GIVE YOU AN IRAN BATH!
IT’S SOAPY SLIPPERY WATER!
I’MA THROW UP ON YOU IN THE NICK OF TIME!
FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!
A FOREIGN A FOLK AND SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T RECKON!
A BATH HOUSE AND A BOMB!
I’M GONNA STREW YOU ALL OVER THE PLAYGROUND


AND DUST OFF MY SHOVEL!
I’MA MAKE SURE YOU FEAR ME!
A JURY TESTIMONY GONE BAD!
I’MA SLAUGHTER THE WHOLE COURTROOM!
DEVASTATING NEWS!
I’MA START WITH THE POMPUS JUDGE AND THOSE THAT SAID NO WAY!
DON’T WORRY, HE CAN’T TOUCH US!
NOT ONLY AM I GOING TO TOUCH YOU, I’M GONNA SMASH YOU TO SMITHEREENS!
A POWDER KEG OF JUSTICE
FROM ON HIGH!
JURY DUTY AND A TAMPERED JURY!
I’MA TAMPER WITH THE JURY AND BLOW THEIR NOSTRILS OUT!
2ND VASECTOMY!


I’MA LOWER THE BOOM LIKE I DID UPON THE TITANIC,
AND SINK YOUR SHIP THAT YOU SAID WAS UNSINKABLE!

I’M GOING TO DROP THE CHARGES
LIKE I DROPPED THE TITANIC
AND THE BEAST IS GOI

AND THOUGHT I WAS DEAD!
I’M A VICIOUS AND VINDICTIVE GOD!
I’MA MAKE YOUR BLOOD RUN RED
RIGHT BACK TO THE STONE AGE!
I’M GONNA TOPPLE THE GOVERNMENT AND THE COW!
A FREEZE FRAME EVENT!
Somebody: I can’t make out the bomb, but this was cataclysmic!
A TERRIBLE WACK JOB!
1 MAN OR DID HE HAVE PARTNERS?
THE COW WILL BE A SYMBOL THAT IT WAS ME, SAID THE LORD!
I’MA PUT IT ALL OVER THE WALL!
FOR ALL OF MY TESTIMONIES AND MY BOOK OF THE DEAD!
YOUR PEACE!
I’MA MAKE YOU GIVE AARON PURE PEACE!
AND I’M GONNA TERRORIZE THE ASSASSINS,
AND YOUR MOTHERS, FATHERS, SISTERS, DAUGHTERS,
AND OF COURSE YOURSELF!
I’M A MEAN GOD LIKE NO OTHER!
A SOUL AND LEAF FALLING!
A GENERAL IN RETIREMENT!
PERMANENT RETIREMENT!
BY MY HAND, SAID THE LORD!
HE SHALL NOT RECOVER LIKE THE JUDGE DIDN’T RECOVER!
I’MA PLAY DODGEBALL WITH MY FISTS!
A TACTICAL NIGHTMARE!
AND A SMORGASBORD OF FEAR!
DON’T GIVE THEM A 2ND CHANCE
OR I WILL KILL YOU ALSO!

Hakeem Jeffreys/or someone: I don’t like labels!
I’MA GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT, SAID THE LORD!
VENGEANCE IS MINE AND I WILL REPAY!
THE JEWS! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CALL UPON SOMEBODY YOU BELIEVE IS DEAD?
A MAKE UP IN YOUR PURSE!
BUT YOU MAKE UP LIES
ABOUT ME, SAID THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!
A JEWISH SUMMER!
I’MA SCOLD YOU WITH MY FIST
AND TAKE OUT THE PRIME MINISTER AND THE PRIME MEAT!
FEDERAL HOLIDAY!
FEDERAL HOLIDAY WILL BE DECLARED!
IT WILL BE SO BAD!
DEATH IN AMERICA AND IN ISRAEL!
WARNED YOU, BUT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE BAD!
BAD TO THE BONE!
Somebody swinging

a smoking lantern as they walk down the street!
!!!a build as they walk!
I’M COMING DOWN EVERY ONE OF YOUR STREETS WITH MY WRATH!
I’MA TINKER AS I WALK!
I’MA SLOW THE CARS TO A STANDSTILL!
Giant hot chili pepper and giant sparks flying all around it!
AN EXPLOSION LIKE NO OTHER!
MANY MANY KILLED!
I’M GONNA WRAP MY ARMS AROUND YOUR NECK AND MAKE SURE I KILL YOU!
A DISASTER AT ITS BEST!
I’VE GOT MY TERROR SQUAD OUT, CALLED ANGELS FROM HEAVEN, AND THEY NEVER MISS!
NOT A PLAY ON WORDS, A DIRECT HIT!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU FLEE THE EMBASSY AND THE TOWER
AND FREEZE FRAME THE WHITE HOUSE AND CONGRESS!
LET’S FIND THE KILLER! THE KILLER IS ME, SAID THE LORD!
FREEZE FRAME THE SKY!
TOLD YOU REVELATION HAS STARTED, AND I NEVER LIE!
A DOMESTIC TERROR
LIKE NO OTHER!
Congressman/Jeffries: RIGHT on our soul!
MANY DISAPPEARS!
WE WILL NEVER FIND THEM!
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW VICIOUS I CAN BE, SAID THE LORD!
OF THE STUBBORN-HEARTED!
I’M GONNA EXACT THE PAIN!
A PERFECT TIMING EVENT!
ONE LIKE NO OTHER!
A SCRATCH OFF TICKET!
I’MA PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT!
I’MA BEAT CHRISTOPHER LANE, I’MA BEAT CHRISTOPHER LANE, I’MA BEAT CHRISTOPHER LANE, AND HIS PARTNER
AND THOSE THAT SENT HIM
VERY VERY HARD!
THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE!
I’MA CRAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!
I’M GONNA IMPOSE MY WILL FOR THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE!
VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD!
IMPOSITION AND AN INQUISITION!
HEARING ON TOP OF HEARING!
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP x MILLION!
I’M GONNA PLAY IT BACK FOR THE WHOLE WORLD, WORSE THAN WATERGATE!

DR! FREEDOM!
A THINK TANK!
A TWISTER IN THE SKY!
I’MA TEACH THIS WHOLE WORLD A LESSON!
A LESSON IN CHIP, CHIP ECONOMICS!
I’MA BRING YOUR CHIPS TO A HALT AND STRANGLE YOU!
A SHORTAGE LIKE NO OTHER!
A PAIN FREE EVENT!
I’MA TAIWAN THE TAIWAN!
AND TIE A ROPE AROUND YOUR NECK!
VICIOUS NIGHTMARE
AND NO MONEY FOR MY CHILD, JUST A COURT DATE!
I TIE THEM BOTH TOGETHER!
MONEY AND THE COURT DATE!
I’LL SHOW YOU HOW CRUEL I CAN BE!
A VIRUS LIKE NO OTHER!
I’MA BRING THE HOUSE BUSINESS TO A STANDSTILL!
JUST LIKE YOU TOLD MY SERVANT, STAND STILL AND LISTEN TO THE JUDGE
AND YOU FORBADE HIM TO TALK!
A BRITISH NIGHTMARE
AND A CRAZY TUNE!
LONDON HAS FALLEN!
BRITISH PRIME MINISTER!
A GARGOYLE IN TOW!
I’MA REACH INTO THE CABINET AND DO A MASSACRE
AND BLAME IT STRAIGHT ON THE FBI!
WHO KNEW WHAT, WHEN AND HOW?
A GRAVY TRAIN OF DISASTER!
MESS WITH AARON AGAIN AND SEE WHAT I DO!
I’MA CHASTISE YOU AND OTHER NATIONS!
WITH MY FISTS, SAID THE LORD,
AND MY HAMMER IN TOW!
DON’T YOU EVER TELL HIM WHAT TO DO
OR WHEN THE NEXT COURT DATE IS!
I’MA WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP!
AND DYNAMITE YOUR TEETH OUT!
I’M GONNA PULL YOUR FANGS REAL HARD!
I’M GOING TO CRACK THEM INTO MANY PIECES!
FANGS OF THE FBI WILL BE NO MORE!
I’MA SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A LEGION!
I’MA EMBARRASS YOU TO DEATH,
RIGHT ON TOP OF CAPITOL HILL!
YOUR STAUNCHEST ALLY WILL BECOME YOUR ENEMY!
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!
YOUR STAUNCHEST ALLY WILL STAB YOU IN THE HEART!
JUST LIKE I DID, OH THE PAIN, OH THE PAIN!
CONGRESSMAN PAYNE!

PREEMPTIVE STRIKE LIKE NO OTHER!
TAKE YOUR FANGS AWAY AND TURN THEM TO POWDER!
EGYPTIAN AND A JEWISH HOLLER!
A FEAT LIKE NO OTHER
AND ANOTHER CONGRESSMAN DIES!
Somebody singing: Sitting by the dock of the bay!
Watching the tide roll away!
I’MA PLAY THIS SONG IN YOUR HEADS OVER AND OVER,
AND I’M GONNA MAKE IT A NIGHTMARE!
I TIED 2 STRINGS AND 2 HOSTS TOGETHER!
2 STREAMS AND 2 HOSTS TOGETHER!
A CONGRUENT SMILE!
I’M GONNA CRACK A SMILE!
NOBODY MESSES WITH ME AND LIVES!
NOBODY TELLS ME NO, AND LIVES!
RUSH TO JUDGEMENT
AND NOBODY LIVES!

PRETTY IN PINK, A PINK ROSE!
Vision: Plane going down!
A straight nose dive! Then the plane goes sideways!
It’s still going down!
CESSNA AND A JET!
JUMBO JET STINKS IN MY NOSTRILS!
AND THE ABOARD WILL BE DEAD!
COMPLIMENTARY OF THE CHEF!
I’MA TAKE DOWN YOU AND THE CHEF!
I LOVE IT WHEN A CHEF IS ABOARD! I GET TO EAT TWICE!
SOUND THE ALARM BELLS!
YOU BETTER DROP THE CHARGES IMMEDIATELY!
MY WRATH ONLY INCREASES DAY BY DAY!
MERRICK GARLAND, I’MA EAT YOU UP!
VICIOUSLY, SAID THE LORD!
A COUNTDOWN IN HOURS!
WHY DO YOU MAKE ME WAIT?
STICK HIM UP AT THE TOP AND TELL HIM WHAT I SAID!