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3008 BICYCLE WORK! I’M NOT GOING TO ASK YOUR NAME WHEN I KILL YOU! I’M GOING TO ALREADY KNOW IT! (Swiss cyclist dead at 18 after sustaining fatal head injuries in crash at Road World Championships)

‘A devoted young rider with a bright future’ – tributes

Furrer was a double silver medallist in the time trial and road race at this year’s Swiss road nationals.

“Our hearts are broken,” said Swiss Cycling on X. “It is with a heavy heart and infinite sadness that we have to say goodbye to Muriel Furrer.

“We are losing a warm-hearted and wonderful young woman who always had a smile on her face. There is no understanding, only pain and sadness.”

8/25/24
While you wait, I’ma be killing
and kill your daughters and your sons!
Give them both happy Terror meal!
See, I hear a song playing ABC
It’s easy as one two three
And, I heard the song. Beat it.

7/22/24
I PUT MY OWN PEOPLE TO SHAME.
BICYCLE WORK.
I’M NOT GOING TO ASK YOUR NAME WHEN I KILL YOU. I’M GOING TO ALREADY KNOW IT.

6/17/24

I’M GOING TO DANCE IN THE MIDDLE AND AGAINST THE OFFSPRING, SAID THE LORD.
Something blowing up, bikes and trees going up through the air.
WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST, SAID THE LORD.
I’M DANCING A HAPPY DANCE.
I LOVE A PARTIAL VICTORY, IT JUST MORE ANGRY, SAID THE LORD.

5/1/24
A BUNCH OF STAND-UPS FROM THE PALE HORSE RIDER.
A GRUESOME 2-SHOES.
A WREATH AND A PUMPKIN HEAD.
GREAT SORROW.
Vision: Woman unconscious in a green field, bike rider rode over her neck and sliced her head off.
UNDER ATTACK.
YOU HAVE A LIABLE SUIT AGAINST ME, SAID THE LORD.
I‘M GOING TO PRESSURIZE YOUR SKULL.
YOU SAY A LIASON DID IT, NO IT WAS YOU.
I’M HOLDING YOU ACCOUNTABLE, SAID THE LORD.

9/11/24
I’M GOING TO SABOTAGE YOUR DINNER.
I’MA OFF THE OFFSPRING.
AND HAVE LUNCH AND DINNER INSTEAD.
I’M GONNA EAT A HEARTY MEAL.
GET OUT OF DODGEBALL.
I’M GONNA KILL THE TALENT WITH THE OFFSPRING.
CONNECTED.

9/21/24
I’M A VIOLENT GOD!
VISION I SEE THE LORD SWINGING SOMEBODY ACROSS THE PLAYGROUND, WITH ONE leg HE SWINGING THE WHOLE BODY ACROSS THE PLAYGROUND
TERRY CLOTH
I’M GONNA SOAK YOUR TEARS UP WITH A SPONGE!
7:05 AM
AND MAKE THE WHOLE NATION CRY.
BUCKETS OF TEARS!
VICIOUSLY SAID THE LORD
I HEAR SOMEBODY CRYING OUT. WHERE ARE OUR CHILDREN!
THEY’RE FOUND DEAD.
THAT’S WHERE THEY ARE, SAID THE LORD
ASSASSINATED BY MY HAND!

3007 THUS SAID THE LORD, I’MA BAKE THE BABY, THE SYCAMORE TREE IS NO MORE! I’VE GOT A SCORCHED EARTH POLICY! A STAR PRIZE UPON YOUR HEAD A VICIOUS KILLING FOR A FAMILY MEMBER! I’M GONNA PUT YOUR TROPHY ON MY WALL! (TRISTAN FRANKLIN A STUDENT AT SYCAMORE HIGH SCHOOL COLLASPED AND DIED RUNNING OUTDOORS)

3000 BALLERINA! I WARNED YOU! DEVASTATED! VISION Somebody in ballerina outfit! I’M GONNA RIP THE TAILS OFF! VISION Somebody in ballerina outfit! RIP THE TAILS OFF! IN AFRICANS, ZIMBABWE! I’MA PUT YOU TO SLEEP PERMANENTLY, AND I’M GONNA CLOSE YOUR EYES LIKE BIG BIRD! I’M GONNA SILENCE THEIR HEAD! (TOP PEOPLE ON THE WAY UP)! 1 BY 1. I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY! I’M GOING TO STEW NEW JERSEY AND SPLATTER BLOOD ALL OVER YOUR NEW JERSEY! (FAMILY WAS FROM NEW JERSEY)! TAKE AARON OFF OF THE TOP OF YOUR PLATE,OR I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE, AND ROT YOUR FLESH! I’LL CALL YOU THE THOMPSON TWINS! (MICHAELA DE PRINCE & AVERY KOONCE)! AN ABORTION HOTLINE)! I WARNED YOU! I’M COMING FOR YOUR FAMILY’S! MIRROR, MIRROR! I’M A GOD WITHOUT A CONCIOUS TO MY ENEMIES! I’M A VICIOUS, AND DIABOLICAL GOD! DON’T TEST ME, OR TRY ME! I’LL SNAP MY FINGER, AND KILL 15,000,000 LIKE THE 15 CHARGES AGAINST MY CHILD! YOU DON’T SAY WHO MY CHILD IS, SAITH THE LORD JESUS CHRIST! YOU’RE ON MY LIST TO BE KILLED! OH, YOU THOUGHT THE SYMBOL WAS FOR SOMEBODY ELSE? NO, IT’S FOR YOU, YOU FOOL. AN ABORTION RIGHT IN THE SKY. (AVERY WAS AN AIRFORCE STUDENT) (BALARINA WAS A RISING STAR)!

3B001 CADET #1. THUS SAITH THE LORD! I’M MAKING MY SNUFF FILM I WARNED YOU, DON’T TOUCH AARON! I’M GONNA ROAST YOUR ACADEMY AND I’M HAVING FUN, SAID THE LORD, I’M THE KILLER NOT AARON, YOU DUMMIES! NUMBER ONE PLAGUE IS ALREADY IN YOUR BODIES! I’M GOING TO SEND A WOLF IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING AGAINST YOU! THE HOLY GHOST SAITH THE LORD! AN ANANIAS AND SAPPHIRA SYMBOL! HOLY GHOST KILLIN’ LIKE NO OTHER! FREE OF THE HANDS OF MAN! I’M GOING TO STRANGLE YOUR RECRUITMENT! I’M GOING TO STRANGLE YOUR ACADEMY TO STOP YOUR RECRUITMENT! STABBING IN THE HEART! 1 BY 1, I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY! I’M GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER SNUFF FILM! I’M GOING TO PUT 40 OF YOU IN IT! LET’S CALL IT SENATOR SNUFFSVILLE! WITH CONGRESSMEN, KIDS, UNDERLINGS, CADETS, AND RECRUITS! AND BOSSES, AND THEIR FRIENDS, AND FAMILIES THAT DON’T WANT TO DROP THE CHARGES! CONGRESSMAN PETE SESSIONS!!!