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30 DAYS OF TERROR! SMASHING SUCCESS! I’MA MOVE YOUR BRAINS OUT OF PLACE AND RIP YOUR ORGANS OUT! NO BUS ROUTES WILL COME THIS WAY! 100 MONSTERS AND 100 ANGELS IN EVERYONE OF YOUR HOMES! THEY FORGET THAT WHEN THEY CALLED A ZOOM CALL, EVERYBODY PAYS! I’MA MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD CANCELED IT! PERMANENTLY! THE MYSTERIOUS 7 !!!!!!! BLISTERING CHILDHOOD! YOU’RE GONNA ACCUSE ME OF CHILD ABUSE! AND I’M GONNA LAUGH AND DO IT AGAIN! A SCORCHED EARTH POLICY FOR YOU ALL!

[8-25-24]
I’MA TAKE AWAY YOUR FAITH AND YOUR HOBBY!
MAKE YOU SAY, WHY GOD, NOT ME?
I’MA THROW YOU AGAINST THE WALL
SHATTER YOUR PRAYERS
A VIOLENT SHAKING!


NO BUS ROUTES WILL COME THIS WAY!
THEY FORGET THAT WHEN THEY CALLED A ZOOM CALL, EVERYBODY PAYS!
I’MA MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD CANCELED IT!
PERMANENTLY!

100 MONSTERS AND 100 ANGELS IN EVERYONE OF YOUR HOMES!

100 MONSTERS AND 100 ANGELS IN EVERYONE OF YOUR HOMES!

YOU DUMMY FBI, DOJ, ASSASSIN!!!!!!!

YOU DUMMY FBI, DOJ, ASSASSIN!!!!!!! YOU GOT ME KILLED!!!!!!!

YOU DUMMY FBI, DOJ, ASSASSIN!!!!!!! YOU GOT ME KILLED!!!!!!!

CALL ANOTHER ZOOM CALL SAITH THE LORD! I’M COMING FOR YOUR PERSONAL CHILDREN AND RELATIVES AND YOU!!!!!!!!


30 DAYS OF TERROR!

I’M GONNA STEP BUST UP YOUR TOES! (BUS UP YOUR TOES)!
VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD!
I’MA MOVE YOUR BRAINS OUT OF PLACE
AND RIP YOUR ORGANS OUT!
A STIFF PENALTY FOR DISOBEYING ME!
I’M GONNA DO SOME WHIPPING LIKE NO OTHER!

[8-24-24]
2 AND 3 TIMES THE HORROR OF THE BOAT AND THE YACHT!
AN EXACT HIT, SAID THE LORD!
A VICIOUS KILLING
LIKE NO OTHER!


CHILD ABUSE AT ITS BEST! (2 SIBLINGS KILLED)!
A STAND DOWN ORDER WILL BE ISSUED!
A CRINGEWORTHY MOMENT!
BUT NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN TO STAND DOWN!
I’M GOING TO KEEP HITTING THEM,
VERY VICIOUSLY, HARD!
TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM!

[8-22-24]
SPEEDY MISSILE IN THE SEA
I’M GONNA TAKE TARGET PRACTICE, SAID THE LORD!
SINK MANY A SHIPS!
CAPSIZE THE WHOLE BOAT!
PUSH IT DOWN TO GROUND LEVEL!
STARRY-EYED MUSEUM


CHECKERBOARD AND CHECKMATE


MYSTERIOUS 7! {7 KILLED ABOARD BUS}!
Missiles going through the sea!
MULTIPLE STRIKES, SAID THE LORD!


BUT TO GET DOWN, DOWN, DOWN! (DOWN THE SIDE OF THE ROAD)!
I’VE GOT A VICE GRIP!
I’MA GRAB THE SHIP AND THE MISSILE AND SAY BOOM!!!
A LINDA MENSCH STYLE KILLING!
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!
Faulkner: This is God, unquestionably!
Who else can do this
and prophesy it ahead of time!
I’ma make a ham sandwich!

[8-17-24]
I’MA PLAY MICHAEL JACKSON SONG {BEAT IT} WHILE I BEAT YOU VICIOUSLY!


LONG NARRATIVE!
WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER MESS WITH ME! BUT I’MA LET SOMEBODY ELSE SAY THE OTHER WORD!
BLISTERING CHILDHOOD!
YOU’RE GONNA ACCUSE ME OF CHILD ABUSE

AND I’M GONNA LAUGH AND DO IT AGAIN!
SCORCHED EARTH POLICY FOR YOU ALL!

[8-17-24]
Red short school bus, in parking lot of grocery store!
Alien head holding another skull in his hand!
Head of one of his coworkers!
I’MA MAKE THEM ALL BELIEVE, VICIOUSLY!
SMOKE OUT THEM AND THE PARENT COMPANY!

Vision: ALL these credits rolling like on the end of a movie or TV show!
I’M GONNA END THE TRIAL!
VICIOUSLY, SAID THE LORD!


I’M GONNA PUNCH MERRICK GARLAND IN THE NOSE!
HE WON’T RECOVER!
CANCER STICK IS HE!

Line in credits: You will bend your knee to me!
Car flew up 50ft!
I’MA SLAM TO THE GROUND!
I’M GONNA BREAK MANY A BONES BEFORE I’M FINISHED!

TRIAL BY FIRE!
I’M GONNA SEE WHAT YOU’RE MADE OF!
HOW MUCH YOU CAN TAKE!
THEN I’MA SPIT THE BONES OUT AND BURN THEM!
!!!!IN CRISP!

[8-5-24]
WE’RE GOING TO GET EVERYBODY IN THE CAGE! (BUS CAGE?)
A SUBSTANTIAL MORON!
I’MA MAKE SURE YOU ALL FALL DOWN! (FALL DOWN THE SIDE OF THE ROAD)!
THE WHOLE TEAM!
VISION School bus speeding in the middle lane faster than the other cars!
Somebody: I’m trying to figure out why the other cars were drowned!
A SMASHING SUCCESS!
ANOTHER 2 FOR 1 SPECIAL!