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WORLD WAR 3 HAS STARTED! WORLD WAR 3 OR THE CHARGES, LET’S KEEP BOTH OF THEM! I PREPARED A CANCER! YOU’D RATHER CHEAT, AND TRY AND KILL ME, THAN DROP THE CHARGES! I’MA BOX YOU IN, AND START WORLD WAR 3! YOUR MILITARY! A FATAL JURISDICTION! THIS IS NOT AARON TALKING, BUT THE GOD ALMIGHTY! I SINK SHIPS! I’M GIVING YOU THE PACKAGE DEAL! WAR! I WARNED YOU! A MASSACRE LIKE NO OTHER! WORLD WAR 3 HAS STARTED! AN ERIE TALE WHERE I KEPT MY WORD!

I’MA MOVE YOU OUT OF THE SEA!
A DIRECT ANGER BOMB!
A MILITARY MIGHT GREATER THAN YOUR OWN!
SET YOUR CLOCKS AND SET YOUR TIMERS!
I’M GONNA BLOW YOU AWAY!

AND I’MA PLAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN, DISASTER AFTER DISASTER, A MILITARY DISASTER!
SO DO YOUR MILITARY PAY?

AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS BLUFFING!

7-9-24]
A DRIBFEST!
DRIBBLE OF TEARS!
I’M GONNA DROWN YOUR OTHER FRIEND!
I DON’T PAUSE, I CAN’T MAKE A MISTAKE!
PATRIOTIC WAR!
Different colored dogs roaming in somebody’s backyard!


Lady’s high heel!
JEWISH THRONE!
THE FBI!


I’M GOING TO TEAR IT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
MY CLOWN IS PUSHING ON YOUR BUILDING AS WE SPEAK!

[7-10-24]
MORE THAN 1000%!
Pumpkin Head rolling down the corridors of Congress and Senate! HE Always deals with CAUSING strange deathS! Also rolling over the Northern District!


I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE, SAID THE LORD!
I’LL BEAT EVERYONE, THEREFORE!
A FIREFIGHTER!
AN ALLEGATION
A CIVIL WAR!


Basketball court, board, glass, and basket, laying on the ground!
I’MA SMASH YOU TO BITS, AND YOUR COURT CASE!
GIVE EM’ 4 DAYS!
Somebody’s body ripped to shreds by a Monster!

[7-10-24]
I’MA BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH WHILE I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU!
I’M GONNA PUT THE AX AND THE HAMMER IN ONE HAND,
AND FIRE AND BRIMSTONE IN THE OTHER!
HIT YOU 3 TIMES AS HARD!
I’LL HAVE SAMSON BRING UP THE REAR!
AND A FOREIGN NATION GAVE YOU A FRONTAL ASSAULT!
I HEAR EXPLOSIONS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY!


Somebody: We’re at war!
I’MA TIE YOUR SHOES TO BIDEN AND BREAK HIS HEAD!
I PREPARED A CANCER!
I’VE NAMED IT SPEEDY GONZALEZ!
I’M RUNNING RAPIDLY THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOODS!


FBI, DOJ, I KNOW WHERE EVERY ONE OF YOU LIVE!


YOU’D RATHER CHEAT, AND TRY AND KILL ME, THAN DROP THE CHARGES!
I’M THE BIGGEST CHEATER, SAID THE LORD!
I DON’T NEED A REASON,
BUT YOU GAVE ME MANY!

[7-12-24]
I’VE GOT A WHOLE PIECE OF TOAST FOR YOU!
A MEXICAN STANDOFF!
I’MA BOX YOU IN,
AND START WORLD WAR 3!

WORLD WAR 3 OR THE CHARGES, LET’S KEEP BOTH OF THEM!
WORLD WIDE RESCUE,
GONE AWRY, SAID THE LORD!
A CLUMSY ATTEMPT!
I’MA STOP IT WITH 1 BENCH SCREW!
LAUGH, SAID THE LORD!
A CARDINAL MISSION!
AND A TUESDAY NOON BREAK!
ACNE ON YOUR FACE AND YOU’RE NOT A GOD!

[7-13-24]
I’MA MAKE SURE YOU BLEED IN YOUR MOTHER’S HOUSE!
A STAMPEDE TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!
YOU CAN NOT WAR AGAINST ME AND WIN!


I CONTROL TIME AND EVERY DISASTER!
I’MA MAKE SURE YOU KNOW I GOT A CHEAT SHEET
AND I’M GOING TO USE IT ALL THE TIME,
ESPECIALLY FOR THE HARD HEADED KNUCKLEHEADS,
THOSE THAT SURVEILLED ME ALL THE TIME!
I’MA GARNER ALL THE CASKETS INTO ONE, AND MELT THEM ALL TOGETHER!
A STEEL DOSSIER


Hungry moose moving!
I’MA MAKE YOU RUN LIKE THE MOOSE IN THE SNOW!
I’MA MAKE SURE YOU FEAR ME,
RATHER THAN THE gods THAT ARE YOUR BOSSES!

[7-14-24]
RACK YOUR BRAINS WITH SAUSAGE WITH A 2-STEP PLAY, SAID THE LORD!
CALLED MISSING IN ACTION, SAID THE LORD!
LORD SAID! I GOT MY OWN CARTEL, WARRIORS FROM HEAVEN, MICHAEL AND GABRIEL, SAID THE LORD!


SEE IF I CAN KILL 10,000, SAID THE LORD!
TELEKINESIS! THAT’S WHAT THEY THOUGHT YOU HAD AT FIRST!
THEY WERE HAPPY AT FIRST!
THEY HAD THE ENDORSEMENT OF A PASTOR!

[7-17-24]
HOCKEY STICK!
IT HAS TO BE DEPLOYED!
IT’S GARGANTUAN!
THIS IS NOT AARON TALKING, BUT THE GOD ALMIGHTY!
DIE! I’M COMING FOR YOUR BOSSES! YOU’RE ON THE CALL THE WHOLE DAY AND AFTER! AND YOUR MILITARY! A FATAL JURISDICTION! THIS IS NOT AARON TALKING, BUT THE GOD ALMIGHTY! I SINK SHIPS! I’M GIVING YOU THE PACKAGE DEAL! WAR! I WARNED YOU!
A BIG FAT ONE!
ON THE OTHER SIDE, PAIN!


TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM!


I’MA MOVE YOU OUT OF THE SEA!
A DIRECT ANGER BOMB!
A MILITARY MIGHT GREATER THAN YOUR OWN!
SET YOUR CLOCKS AND SET YOUR TIMERS!
I’M GONNA BLOW YOU AWAY!

[7-17-24]
A WOLFGANG PACK!
AND A RAT-A-TAT!
I’MA DISCLOSE YOUR HERO TO BE A FRAUD!
NO ONE CAN HELP YOU AGAINST ME, SAID THE LORD!
AM I UGLY ENOUGH!
MAKE SURE YOU BLEED HEAVILY!
SOLDIERS OF WAR
THE “CAN’T-HELP-ITS”!
I’MA DUST OFF MY BOOTS AGAIN!
CRACK MANY A SKULLS!


EARTHQUAKE IN THE NORTHERN DISTRICT IS COMING!
ONE YOU NEVER SEEN BEFORE!
6 FEET DEEP AND 9 FEET WIDE FOR EVERY PERSON!

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I’MA STOP EVERYBODY’S MOUTH WIDE OPEN AND LEAVE EVERYBODY’S STARRY-EYED!
JUST LIKE THE DOG DROPPED THE BALL, THE BLACK DOG!


AND I’MA PLAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN, DISASTER AFTER DISASTER, A MILITARY DISASTER!
SO DO YOUR MILITARY PAY?

AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS BLUFFING!


WORLD WAR 3 HAS STARTED!
ERIE TALE WHERE I KEPT MY WORD!
Somebody: I’m gonna check it out!
NOT WHEN GOD TALKING ARE YOU GONNA CHECK IT OUT!
QUE UP THE COLLAR! I’M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WITH MY COLLAR CLAMPED DOWN!
I’M GONNA BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT UP TIGHT AND GET YOU READY FOR THE WEDDING OF DEATH!
A MASSACRE LIKE NO OTHER!