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THUS SAITH THE LORD! A GREAT AMERICAN (OR BRITAIN) (LET’S NOT SPLIT HAIRS) HAS FALLEN! A PUPPET IS DEAD, (BIDEN???) SAID THE LORD, AND A PRESIDENT’S PLANE IS DOWN (WHICH PRESIDENT JP MORGAN INTERNATIONAL JONATHAN BLOOMER!) , BIDEN, OR KAMALA HARRIS, BOAT OR PLANE (LET’S NOT SPLIT HAIRS) ! DEFY ME AGAIN, AND I’M GONNA MAKE BRAIN SOUP, AND MATTER! BRAIN MATTER! VISION KAMALA HARRIS SAYS TO ME! YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING TO ME!!!! (I ASK THE LORD ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID?)! THE LORD RESPONDED MANY DEAD!) PREPARE FOR THE UNTHINKABLE!!! I’M KILL YOU, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR FRIENDS! JUST LIKE PHARAOH! THUS SAITH THE LORD! It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones! I will send my fear before thee, and will destroy all the people to whom thou shalt come, and I will make all thine enemies turn their backs unto thee.

IN ITALY (SHIPS DOWN, TORNADO)! GANGSTER STYLE! THUS SAID THE LORD JESUS CHRIST! THUS SAITH THE LORD APRIL 3RD!

A CRAP SHOOT, NO, I NEVER ROLL THE DICE.
IT’S CRACKER BARRELL TIME.
….MALAR.
THUS SAITH THE LORD, A HEARTY SANDWICH I’M GOING TO MAKE.
I’M GONNA SPREAD IT AROUND THE WORLD, SAID THE LORD.
I’M GONNA MASH YOU AND YOUR TEETH TOGETHER
IN A HORROR SHOW FOR THE WORLD.

AND AN ASSASSIN AIN’T GONNA STOP ME. NOBODY’S GOING TO STOP ME. I’M ON THE MARCH AND YOU’RE ON THE RUN.
YOU BETTER RUN, SAID THE LORD.

JUST A SMART ALEC.
MR. AND MRS. TOOTHPASTE.
I’LL CRUSH YOU AND THAT SMILE.
DENTURE CREAM DAY.

I’MA SHOW YOU THAT I DON’T PLAY, AGAIN AND AGAIN.
MILES AND MILES OF HAPPINESS. 

THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING TO MEET MY FIST! SAITH THE LORD! LONDON IS CALLING!

GARFIELD GOOSE AND FRIENDS! (THE YELLOW PUPPET FELL OVER DEAD ON HIS BACK)!

VISION Sesame Street puppet show, pointed nose!
Puppet on his back dead!
A PUPPET IS DEAD, SAID THE LORD,
AND A PRESIDENT’S PLANE IS DOWN!
DEFY ME AGAIN, I’M GONNA MAKE BRAIN SOUP,
AND MATTER!
BRAIN MATTER
!

Somebody’s eyes roll back into their head!
I’LL MAKE YOU CRINGE AT WHAT I’M GOING TO DO NEXT!

THUS SAITH THE LORD! KAMALA HARRIS STAR! A STAR STUDDED EVENT! I’MA CRASH THE PARTY, AND BLOW UP THE WHOLE CUBE! A DISASTER LIKE NO OTHER! NOBODY CAN DEFEND AGAINST ME! I’M GOING TO SHATTER THE GLASS AND THE PODIUM! I’LL MAKE YOU CRY AND WEEP MANY TEARS!

A HOCKEY PUCK DISASTER, A GARGANTUAN DISASTER! MANY LEAVES FALL, A LEAF FALLS TO THE GROUND! A GENERAL IS RETIRED FOREVER! NOW YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A MEMORY, AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO DROP ANY CHARGES, A DC COMIC BOOK DISASTER! OH MY GOD, THEY’RE GONNA YELL! GOD IS A PERFECT PUT-DOWN ARTIST! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOD!

A NUCLEAR WAR! ISRAEL! AND THE UNITED STATES!

SO YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOD!

I’M GONNA MAKE YOU CRINGE AND CRY LIKE A BABY,
AND SHOW YOU IT’S FUTILE TO FIGHT AGAINST ME!

VISION KAMALA HARRIS SAY’S TO ME! YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING TO ME!!!! (I ASK THE LORD ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID?)! THE LORD RESPONDED MANY DEAD!)

I’M GONNA BRING OUT MY BATTERING RAM
AND HIT YOU WITH IT VERY HARD,
RIGHT ON YOUR DOORSTEP, SAID THE LORD!
THE DC STORE STEP!

FLAMES AND ANGUISH
AND A CRY FOR HELP

A DC COMIC BOOK DISASTER!
OH MY GOD, THEY’RE GONNA YELL!
GOD IS A PERFECT PUT-DOWN ARTIST!

Somebody’s eyes roll back into their head!
I’LL MAKE YOU CRINGE AT WHAT I’M GOING TO DO NEXT!

VISION OF A Horse standing still! Tank comes up to the horse (AARON THE PALE HORSE RIDER FROM REVELATION)! THEY THINK THEY CAN RUN YOU OVER SAITH THE LORD! GOD’S GIANT HAND picked the military tank up in the air and crushed it!

THUS SAITH THE LORD STAND STILL AND KNOW THAT I’M GOING TO AM GOD! GOD’S HAND REACH OUT AND CRUSHED IT!

August 2, 2024

VISION Man sitting in the theater with a muscle bound t-shirt, V! He’s facing backwards!
HE’S AN ASSASSIN AND HE’S THINKING ABOUT WHETHER HE SHOULD MAKE A MOVE ON YOU!

VISION Snake slithering around, tire at the bottom!
I’M GONNA SUFFOCATE HIM!


Baseball balancing on the end of a hockey stick!
POW!!! SAID THE LORD!
A BABY’S DEAD ALONG WITH A MAN AND A MOTHER!

I’M GONNA HAVE FUN WITH THESE ASSASSINS, SAID THE LORD! THEN I’M GONNA GO VISIT THOSE THAT SENT THEM!
I’MA HAVE FUN WITH THESE ASSASSINS, SAID THE LORD! THEN I’M GOING TO HAVE FUN WITH THOSE THAT SENT THEM, AND THOSE THAT WANTED THEM TO SUCCEED!
I’M A VICIOUS AND DIABOLICAL GOD, SAID THE LORD!
PANCAKE ON TOP OF A STEM
AND A JUICE BAR!

I’MA MAKE YOU CRINGE, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU CRINGE AND BOB FOR APPLES!
CRINGE AND BOB FOR APPLES
SLOWLY, SAID THE LORD!
I’MA VIDEOTAPE IT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE!
AND I’M JUSTIFIED IN EVERYTHING I’M GOING TO DO!
BECAUSE I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD
I CREATED YOU TO DESTROY YOU
PICK YOUR POISON!
V-Shape headed straight into the ground

8-2-24
I’M GONNA SMOTHER HIM AND HIS MOTHER IN THE GRAVE AND IN HELL!
FORCIBLY AND VICIOUSLY!
THEN I’M GOING TO KILL I’M GOING TO GET THE RELATIVES TOO, VICIOUSLY, SAID THE LORD! I’M GOING TO GROUP THEM TOGETHER LIKE I DID THE PURPLE ROSE SENATOR!
HITLER!
SEE IF YOU COULD BOX WITH ME AND WIN!
I’MA TEAR YOU ASUNDER AND REND YOU ASUNDER!

I’MA RELAX YOUR BOWELS LIKE I’M GOING TO DID ON THE FENCE!
AND SMASH YOU TO PIECES!

DOJ AND FBI!
CRIME SCENE LIKE NO OTHER!
COMING DIRECTLY FOR YOU!
SHOWTUNE IN A GARBAGE CAN!
PUT YOU BOTH IN IT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE!

I’M A JACK OF ALL TRADES, A MONSTER WITH A BAD HABIT OF KILLING!


YOU’RE DOUCHEBAG HERO!
NO ONE WILL LIKE YOU WHEN I GET FINISHED WITH YOU!
I’M GOING TO TERRORIZE YOU TO DEATH, SAID THE LORD,
AND MAKE MANY OF YOU PEE ON THEMSELVES!
RIGHT ON BROADWAY, SAID THE LORD!

I’MA STEM THE TIDE AND CRUSH THE SHIP!
TOLD YOU YOUR MILITARY WOULD PAY!
SHOW UP AT MY DOOR FOR A PRACTICE RUN AGAIN!
NO ONE BELIEVES ME UNTIL I START CRUSHING SKULLS!

HOCKEY PUCK ON YOUR HEAD!
I’M GONNA KNOCK BOTH OF THEM OFF!
WITH ONE SWING, SAID THE LORD!
GRUESOME ACT I’M GONNA DO!
ONE YOU CAN’T WALK AWAY FROM
!

I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE, SAID THE LORD! I’M STARING AT YOU AS YOU SLEEP!
THE ASSASSINS TOO!

LET’S PLAY A GAME OF MARY POPPINS AND POP GOES THE WEASEL!
LOOK FOR A NEWSPAPER AD, FBI ON THE WANTED LIST!
SAY HE WENT CRAZY BUT I TOLD HIM TO DO IT!
EVERYBODY OBEYS ME!
I CONTROL YOU AND YOUR MIND!
WHEN I’M READY FOR YOU TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE, YOU WILL JUMP!

ROOF

A SPLIT TUNE!
HALF VERSE AND A HALF CHORUS
DEATH IS GONNA FOLLOW YOU HOME
AND WELCOME YOU KID INTO THE BEDROOM!


A SCATHING REBUKE!
I’M GONNA TWIST YOUR INTESTINES INSIDE OUT!
FOR EVERYONE TO VIEW!
A TWISTER LIKE NO OTHER!
A BACON STRIP FOR THE KIDS!
I’MA POLISH THE NEWS CYCLE
AND MAKE THEM SAY, THIS IS VERY VERY NEW!
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!

Somebody walking away with British Bobby hats!
I’M NOT FINISHED WITH THEM, SAID THE LORD!
I’M BACK FOR A 2ND HELPING OF FLESH!
ROYAL TUNE!

NOBODY HIDES MY WORDS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
NOBODY HIDES MY DEATH AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
I’MA DO A PUBLIC SORROW!
I’M GONNA KILL THE KITTEN AND THE CABAL!

Painted skeleton on the face!
LIKE I DID TRUMP!
A HALLOWEEN MASK!
PERFECT TIME AND EVENT!
I’MA SMASH THE VICTOR!
VERY TOUGH!

SO YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOD!

I’M GONNA MAKE YOU CRINGE AND CRY LIKE A BABY,
AND SHOW YOU IT’S FUTILE TO FIGHT AGAINST ME!

I’M GONNA BRING OUT MY BATTERING RAM
AND HIT YOU WITH IT VERY HARD,
RIGHT ON YOUR DOORSTEP, SAID THE LORD!
THE DC STORE STEP!

FLAMES AND ANGUISH
AND A CRY FOR HELP

DC COMIC BOOK DISASTER!
OH MY GOD, THEY’RE GONNA YELL!
GOD IS A PERFECT PUT-DOWN ARTIST!

SCRATCH MY BACK AND I WILL SCRATCH YOURS!
BUT I’M GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
AND DIG DEEP WITH MY NAILS
PULL YOUR HEART OUT
STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR NOSE!

THE KAMALA HARRIS STAR STUDDED EVENT!
I’MA CRASH THE PARTY
AND BLOW UP THE WHOLE CUBE!
DISASTER LIKE NO OTHER!
NOBODY CAN DEFEND AGAINST ME!

EVERY DAY YOU WAIT, THE ANGRIER I GET!
AND THE MORE VICIOUS I’M GOING TO BECOME!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE THE CHILDREN ON THE FENCE!

I MAKE UP NEW DISASTERS DAILY!
JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO TRY ME!

IF THOSE CHARGES WEREN’T DROPPED BY MONDAY, I’M WARNED YOU!
AND I ALWAYS KEEP MY WORD!
ALWAYS, SAID THE LORD

!
I’M GOING TO SHATTER THE GLASS AND THE PODIUM!
I’LL MAKE YOU CRY AND WEEP MANY TEARS!
A HOCKEY PUCK DISASTER, A GARGANTUAN DISASTER!
MANY LEAVES, A LEAF FALLS TO THE GROUND!
A GENERAL IS RETIRED FOREVER!
NOW YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A MEMORY,
AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO DROP ANY CHARGES,

BUT YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER IN HELL,
BURNING IN MY PEWS, SAID THE LORD!

AN ABORTION LIKE NO OTHER!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
THAT SETTLES IT!
WORD IS SETTLED IN HEAVEN,
AND I DON’T ASK QUESTIONS, I’M GOING TO JUST KILL!
BOMBASTIC REUNION!

Face of Ismail Haniyeh killed by Israeli bomb!
FAMILY EXECUTION!
A VENGEFUL TRICK UPON YOUR HEADS!
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

Bunch of bananas! I’MA MAKE YOU SLIP ON THEM ALL!
A SLIP AND FALL DISASTER!
I’MA TAKE YOUR LEGS OUT FROM UNDER YOU!
GIVE YOU A BARRAGE OF PAIN!
I’M THE ALPHA AND OMEGA, THE BEGINNING AND THE END AND NOBODY STOPS ME, SAID THE LORD!

NOBODY HAS EVER STOPPED ME, SAID THE LORD!
TELL YOUR ASSASSINS WHAT I’M GOING TO DO!

LORD STEPPING ON SOMEBODY’S SKULL DOWN TO A CENTIMETER WITH HIS FOOT!
I’LL DO THIS AGAIN AND AGAIN, SAID THE LORD!

WITH YOUR FAMILY IN TOW!
EXCRUCIATING VICTORY!

HEARD AROUND THE WORD!
A GREAT AMERICAN HAS FALLEN!

Sesame Street puppet show, pointed nose!
Puppet on his back dead!
PUPPET IS DEAD, SAID THE LORD,
AND A PRESIDENT’S PLANE IS DOWN!
DEFY ME AGAIN, I’M GONNA MAKE BRAIN SOUP,
AND MATTER!
BRAIN MATTER!

Somebody’s eyes roll back into their head!
I’LL MAKE YOU CRINGE AT WHAT I’M GOING TO DO NEXT!

Horse standing still! Tank comes up to the horse (AARON THE PALE HORSE RIDER FROM REVELATION)! THEY THINK THEY CAN RUN YOU OVER SAITH THE LORD! GOD’S GIANT HAND picked the military tank up in the air and crushed it!

THUS SAITH THE LORD STAND STILL AND KNOW THAT I’M GOING TO AM GOD! GOD’S HAND REACH OUT AND CRUSHED IT!