7-16-24
[ZOOM CALL, 9:00am, Judge Gettleman, Prosecutor Adam Simple]
Birds chirping! Terror birds on the march!
A GROSS MISCALCULATION, SAID THE LORD!
Can of food dropped out of the air and hit me in the lip!
THUS SAID THE LORD, SURVEILLANCE TEAM, I’M NOT ONLY GOING TO HIT THE FAN, I’M GOING TO BLOW THE WHOLE FAN UP!
DOCUMENTARY STYLE!
I’M GOING TO WASH YOUR TEARS AWAY AND REPLACE THEM WITH BLOODY FIRE!
GREASE MONKEY CHALLENGE
I’M GOING TO PULL YOUR HAIR AND YOUR TEETH OUT,
GANGSTER STYLE!
AND SEND YOU ON A MISSION TO MARS!
CANDY CANDIDATE COUPE!
I’LL PUT STARS AROUND YOUR BABY’S HEAD,
FOR CALLING ANOTHER ZOOM CALL ON ME, SAID THE LORD!
10 TIMES THE HORROR, AND 20 TIMES THE VINDICTIVENESS OF THE GOD ALMIGHTY
I’M GONNA SPLATTER THE BLOOD AND THE CHEESE!
AND WE’LL
I’MA TAKE YOUR SWAT DOWN HOURLY!
MAKE THE MILITARY PAY FOR ANOTHER ZOOM CALL!
I WARNED YOU YOUR MILITARY WOULD PAY, SAID THE LORD!
AND ANYTHING YOU DO OR SAY OR THINK AGAINST AARON OR HIS FAMILY!
LET’S CALCULATE HOW I’M GOING TO KEEP MY PROMISES!
PUT THAT ON YOUR BOARD!
STALLION MAKEOVER!
THOSE THAT DON’T HAVE A CLUE!
YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE HEAVEN IS AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE HELL IS,
BUT I’M GONNA SHOW YOU, SAID THE LORD!
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR TRIBUTE!
STARRY-EYED MUSEUM IS WHAT I’M GOING TO MAKE OUT OF ALL OF YOU!
A HOLOCAUST DENIAL, THIS IS WORSE, SOME WILL SAY!
SET UP MY FIXTURES IN THE OVEN, SAID THE LORD!
TURN THE HEAT UP HIGH!
I’MA RELAX YOUR MUSCLES AND MAKE THEM BUBBLE IN THE HEAT!
I WARNED YOU ANOTHER ZOOM CALL WAS JUST TO CHALLENGE ME!
TRY TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID!
I’M A RAGING GOD!
FULL OF VINDICTIVENESS AND HATRED FOR YOU!
SPELL CAT BACKWARDS, SAID THE LORD!
A TAC TEAM DISASTER!
GROSS MISJUDGEMENT OF MY CHARACTER!
I’MA BRUISE THE NOSE AND THE BELLY!
MAKE THE STAIRCASE BOB UP AND DOWN!
I’MA MAKE THE STAIRCASE CRY,
AS THE BODIES FALL!
I DESIGNED IT THAT WAY, SAID THE LORD!
I DESIGNED YOUR TERROR MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO! THAT WAY!
I’M GLAD YOU WALKED INTO SETUP!
MY TRAP, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GONNA MAKE THE JUDGE HOLLER AND SCREAM!
AND MAKE THE PROSECUTOR SAY, I CAN’T FIND MY GLASSES!
THE ALLIGATORS ARE UPON YOU!
LET’S SEE IF THEY ARE REAL OR NOT!
I’MA BREAK THE SCHOOL BUS AND THE BANNER!
AND I AM ONE WHO OPENS THE DOOR!
YOUR CHILD WILL COME OUT SMELLING LIKE A ROSE, A DEAD ROSE!
People filing out of the stadium, out of stands, Gorilla following them!
MOSTLY WHITE PEOPLE
AND THE JEWISH COMMUNITY, SAID THE LORD
Cookie monster picking up a dumbbell!
I’m gonna punch somebody with this!
I’M GONNA TURN THE NEWS CYCLE UPSIDE DOWN!
I’MA GET A POSTER PRIZE FOR THIS ACTION!
I’MA SKINNY DIP IN THE POOL,
AND WHIP YOUR ASS UNMERCIFULLY
!
I’MA DROWN OBAMA AND HIS KIDS
RIGHT INTO THE GROUND
I’M GONNA MAKE EVERYBODY THAT DIDN’T STAND UP, STAND DOWN IN THE GRAVE, SAID THE LORD! AND BELOW MY FEET IN HELL, SAID THE LORD!
TRUMP CARD WILL BE PLAYED, BUT YOU HAVE NO TRUMP CARDS AGAINST ME, SAID THE LORD!
I’M A JACK OF ALL TRADES,
MONSTER GOD AT ALL TIMES
I’MA SPILL EVERYBODY’S BLOOD ON THE ZOOM CALL,
10 TIMES OVER AND YOUR FAMILIES TOO!
NO ONE STABS AT MY MERCY!
ANGEL: They said f-you God!
LORD SAY: I WISH I’M GOING TO HADN’T HEARD THAT!
I’M GOING TO MAKE MYSELF CRYSTAL CLEAR!
MAKE YOU RUN AND FEAR GOD!
OH MY JESUS CHRIST
A BARRACUDA VICTIM
AND THE SAUSAGE TIED TO A STRING!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU BITE THE BAIT, AND THEN KILL YOU, SAID THE LORD!
SALLY MAE FUNNEL!
THE DOJ TUNNEL,
EVERYWHERE YOU GO AND EVERYWHERE YOU TRAVEL!
I’M A MASTER OF DECEPTION!
ON YOU RIGHT INTO THE GROUND!
AND LAUGH AND HICCUP, SAID THE LORD! BECAUSE I’M LAUGHING SOMEBODY HARD!
I TOLD YOU PHARAOH WAS HIS NEXT VICTIM!
Fantasy Island Midget: The plane, the plane, the kids are on the plane!
WATCH WHAT I DO, SAID THE LORD!
YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM ME!
DARWINIAN EVENT FOR THE UNBELIEVERS!
ATTACK FORCE LIKE NO OTHER!
I’MA SURROUND THE BABY BEAR,
AND KILL THE BABY!
MICHAEL, GABRIEL, I’M WORKING ON THEIR NEXT DISASTER!
AND MY 3 MONSTERS IN EACH OF YOUR HOMES BY WORKING ON THEIRS!
DISASTER, DISASTER, AND A PROSECUTOR’S HOME!
I’MA MAKE YOU CHOKE AND CHOKE TWICE!
AND SEE THE IRE OF MY VINDICTIVENESS!
AGAINST ANYONE THAT CHALLENGES ME!
ANTHONY HILL AND KAY HILL!
FRONT END DAMAGE ON MY CAR!
I’MA PRACTICE RIPPING YOU APART!
I’M GOING TO HAVE MY REVENGE, FOR WHAT YOU SAID, SAID THE LORD!
A STUMP SPEECH FROM A PROUD BOY!
THOUGHT YOU SEEN EVERYTHING, YOU HAVEN’T SEEN NOTHING YET!
Giants: ME Too! as he walks down the middle aisle, church or wedding, or something!
I’M GONNA TURN YOUR HAPPY TIMES INTO A HORROR STORY!
MEET MY MONSTER, CALLED X!
MONSTER X!
X BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY TO DESCRIBE IT IN THE HUMAN LANGUAGE!
HE’S A TERRITORIAL GUY, AND THE EARTH IS HIS FOOTSTOOL!
I’M GONNA TURN THE TOBACCO TRADE AROUND!
AND GET OUT MY CIGARS AND PUT THEM IN THE TAILPIPE!
I’M GONNA PUT IT IN THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL!
Lemon squisher!
A DEVICE!
I’M GOING TO SQUISH YOUR JUICE AND YOUR BLOOD OUT!
I’MA TAKE OUT AN EYE, AN EAR, AND NOSE!
VISIONCar coming straight at me, like it’s on the side of McDonald’s, coming down the wrong side of the street!
Police little bulb on top of it!
1940s!
AN AN IMAGINARY LINE IS GOING TO DISAPPEAR!
THEN YOU’RE GOING TO FORGET YOU’RE IN THE WRONG SIDE OF TRAFFIC
I’MA TAKE AWAY YOUR COMMON SENSE, JUST BEFORE I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Protractor, Compass tool!
WHEN I CIRCLE THE PIE!
AND MAKE YOU EAT IT ALL!
A FLAME SANDWICH IN THE COLD!
Winged Angel, white robe, on the back of an old fashioned pickup truck!
YOU’RE STUDYING HOW TO DEFEAT ME!
People with baseball bats in their hands!
I’MA PULL THE BARRIER OUT AND HAVE YOU MEET MY FISTS! I’M GONNA MEET YOU FIRST!
I’M GONNA STUDY, I’M GONNA MAKE A THRILL KILL!
RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FACE,
AND MAKE YOU A PARTICIPANT!
Somebody behind the curtain! Then GOD takes his hand and just rips the curtain!
SOMEBODY SITTING BEHIND DESK WHO THOUGHT HE WAS ORCHESTRATING EVERYTHING!
Battery jumper cables attached to some kind of strange battery! I’M GOING TO JUMP START MY ANGER, SAID THE LORD!
FASTEN IT UP!
I’M GONNA KILL THOSE BEHIND THE SCENES THAT ARE CONTROLLING EVERYTHING!
THOSE THAT DON’T THINK I SEE THEM!
GOT YOU IN MY CROSSHAIRS!
Fireworks going off way high up on the clouds!
I’MA SPOIL YOUR MISSION AND YOUR SHUTTLE!
Fox & Friends, old man with glasses: That’s what they are saying!
It disappeared in mid air!
NO, I TOOK THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL, SAID THE LORD!
!!!and all
!!!!SURPRISE, SAID THE LORD!
CONGRUENT IN REALITY!
MAJOR QUEEN DISASTER, DISASTER!
Man’s brain half eaten, in a tuxedo and a hat!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU STARRY-EYED AND MY NEXT CANCER VICTIM!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU EXPERIENCE IT AT MAXIMUM VOLUME!
TAKE THE ZOOM CALL, TAKE AWAY THE SPOON AND FEED YOU VIOLENCE THROUGH MY FIST, SAID THE LORD!
MAKE SURE CHRISTOPHER LANE ANSWERS THE TOUGH QUESTIONS!
OH THEY HAD WAFFLES IN A SANDWICH!
MAKE SURE YOU CUFF HIM RIGHT!
THE CHARGE, GOING AGAINST GOD, GOING AGAINST GARLAND
I MIGHT GET THERE 1ST!
DON’T EVEN TRY IT, I MIGHT GET THERE 1ST!
A KAMIKAZE SHIP!
A FLOATING HAND!
AN OVEN!
I’M GONNA MOVE THE SUN OUT OF HIS PLACE!
I’MA COMMIT MURDER, SAID THE LORD!
A STRAIGHT UP HEINOUS MURDER!
I’MA MAKE YOU TAKE A DRUG TO CALM YOUR NERVES,
BUT FOR AN ARROW!
VISION Driving down the road, Fork in the road, straight or right, look to your right,
TAKE THE RIGHT FORK!
STOP! TURN AND LOOK AT THE DRIVER ON YOUR LEFT! Old pickup truck!
With some box in the back!
I’MA SLAUGHTER THE DRIVER, THE PEOPLE YOU LOOK AT!
EVEN IF YOU LOOK AT THEM ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND ON TV, SAID THE LORD!
MAKE BIDEN DIZZY WITH TORMENT!
I’M GONNA MAKE OPRAH SCREAM!
VISION Motorcycle going over a cliff!
I’M GOING TO DO THE EXTREME!
SINCE I CAN’T HAVE MY CHOICE LIKE I WANT IT, I’M GOING TO START SLAUGHTERING THE PANEL BOARD!
CANCER RIPTIDE!
THE 1ST ONE TO VOLUNTEER IS THE 1ST ONE TO GO!
A STRATEGIC PLAN FALLS APART!
METAL MEDALLION FOR YOU!
GOT A METAL CASKET INSTEAD!
YOU GONNA PUMP THE BRAKES REAL HARD AND SKID, SAID THE LORD!
RIGHT INTO MY FISTS!
MAKE YOU HOLLER FOR ANOTHER ZOOM CALL IN YOUR DREAMS!
NIGHTMARE HATCHED ALL OF A SUDDEN!
I’MA BLACK AND BLUE THE SKY OVER YOUR COURTROOM!
KILL ADULTS AND BABIES ALIKE!
THE PUMPKING HEAD IS ON ITS WAY!
ADAM, I KICKED OUT OF THE GARDEN!
ADAM, I’M GOING TO KICK OUT THE COURTROOM VICIOUSLY, SAID THE LORD!
REPLACEMENTS, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING REPLACEMENTS!
A TERROR SQUAD LIKE NO OTHER!
I’VE GOT ONE JUST FOR THE COURTROOM
AND THE ATTENDEES ALIKE!
STARRY-EYED AND A STAR SPANGLED BANNER!
I WILL BE JUDGE AND JURY!
SMASH THE CANTALOUPE!
MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THAT DEATH IS AHEAD FOR EVERY ZOOM CALL AND
EVERY COURT APPEARANCE!
VISION A MAN YELLING: Unquestioned denial!
I’M GONNA PREPARE THE CASE ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD!
SMASH IT LIKE A CANTALOUPE!
THE GOD OF ABRAHAM, ISSAC, AND JACOB!
A GOD THAT FAINTS NOT AT DISASTER AFTER DISASTER!
DISASTER ONLY FUELS MY ANGER THE MORE!
Somebody: Stick a fork in it, he’s done!
CROWN BEACH BOMB! Seating pad on a single seat!
Judge’s seat,
Not decorated, just a seat sitting by itself, by the 6 inch podium!
Or a blank!
A DESCRIPTIVE FIRE AND ICE!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU BOOM/BOLD SAID THE LORD!
AND HEAR THINGS IN THE NIGHT!
A KETTLE MAN AND A GENTLEMAN!
A BEE MAN AND A BOTTLE!
CALL THE NEXT ROLL CALL!THE NEXT MEETINGS OF THE MIND!
THE TOOTH FACTORY IS IN!
AND I'VE GOT MY PLIERS IN MY HAND!
I'M GONNA START PULLING THE TEETH OF YOUR ARMY!
PLAY ROCK AND ROLL, SAID THE LORD!
NOBODY STANDS UP SO YOU ALL STAND DOWN,
IN A CASKET, IN THE BROWN!
I WILL REGULARLY HIT TRUMP, AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T STAND UP FOR AARON,
AND WILL REGULARLY HIT YOU AS LONG AS YOU DON’T STAND UP!
HIDDEN BOMB THEY’RE GONNA FIND!
THEN I’MA SHOW HE HAD A BACKUP PLAN!
ANOTHER COUNTRY WANTS TO STOP TRUMP TOO!
THEY SEE HOW WEAK AND STUPID YOUR PROTECTION IS!
PANTS IN A FED DENIER, A ROPE AND A SHIELD!
Girl/lady getting up off the floor, from a daze or nap!
Wiping her eyes, like she’s coming out of a deep sleep!
TEST TUBE BABY!
START PRACTICING REAL HARD FOR THE GRAND FINALE,
IN WHICH NO ONE LIVES!
Somebody: Help me, have compassion on us!
COMMAND THAT YOU GO TO THE PRESS IF YOU WANT MERCY!
TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
JUST TELL THE TRUTH, SAID THE LORD!
