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TARGET BETTER PAY YOU BIG TIME FOR THAT FIGHT IN THE STORE! I’M GOING TO START KILLING CEOs THAT WERE MEAN TO YOU! ROOSEVELT CHICAGO! THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! “I will send my fear before thee, and will destroy all the people to whom thou shalt come, and I will make all thine enemies turn their backs unto thee”! THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! “It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones”!

I AM THE ONLY GOD THAT EXISTS. STOP YOUR PRAYERS, YOU FOOLS.

TARGET CEO

FBI I’MA START TAKING YOUR PLANES DOWN DIRECTLY! YOUR VEHICLES TOO! VISION GOD GOING INTO HIS BACKPACK, PULLING HIS ARROWS OUT! READ MY WORD AND SEE WHAT THE ARROWS DO!

I’M NOT BOUND TO YOUR LAWS OF PHYSICS!

SMITHEREEN THE SMITHEREEN! I’VE CHRISTENED THE WHOLE WEBSITE!

NOBODY WANTS THEIR PLANE DOWN!
THE ASSASSINS ARE GOING TO THINK TWICE!

AN ASTOUNDING PROPHECY!
HE COULDN’T HAVE MADE THIS UP!A PROPHET LIKE NO OTHER, ABSOLUTELY!
BEST IN A CENTURY IN A LONG LONG TIME
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AUGUST 13TH

AS I SPOKE IT, IT MUST COME TO PASS. THE IMPOSSIBLE MUST HAPPEN, SAID THE LORD.

I’M NOT BOUND TO YOUR LAWS OF PHYSICS.

I’M THE MASTER CHEMICAL.

WHAT I SAY GOES, WHAT I SAY HAPPENS.

EVERYDAY.