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I GUARANTEE IT! AN EARTHQUAKE! STAY TUNED I’MA TAKE A WHOLE TEAM DOWN! I’M GOING TO CUT OFF BOTH HANDS AND FEET! YOU’RE A GUEST ON MY PLANET SAITH THE LORD! AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT! THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! “I will send my fear before thee, and will destroy all the people to whom thou shalt come, and I will make all thine enemies turn their backs unto thee”! THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! “It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones”!

TODAY, 8/3/24

12:02 AM I GUARANTEE IT!  

12:04 AM THIS BUILDING SHAKING LIKE IT’S AN EARTHQUAKE!

 I’M GOING TO SHAKE THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT

AND THROW THEM OVER A CLIFF.

THESE WERE THE ALLIGATORS YOU SAW.

I DEPUTIZED AARON.

FIRST WARRIOR OF GOD, A KILLER, LIKE NO OTHER!

SPREAD THE NEWS

PRESS, I’M WARNING YOU!

DON’T, DARE SPEAK EVIL OF HIM OR I WILL KILL YOU TOO VICIOUSLY!

MOTORCYCLE IN THE BAY.

ANY STRIP OF CANCER!

I’M GOING TO PUT ABC TO SHAME, FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON’T SPREAD MY WORD.

CUT OFF BOTH FEET HANDS AND ARMS!

AND MAKE YOU CRAWL TO THE BED EVERYDAY.

123 AM A CLIFFHANGER!

7/16/24

IM’A DUST OFF MY BOOTS AGAIN!

EARTHQUAKE IN THE NORTHERN DISTRICT IS COMING!

WHEN YOU NEVER SEEN BEFORE!

SIX FEET DEEP AND NINE FEET WIDE FOR EVERY PERSON!

I’M CLAUSTROPHOBIC AND I’VE GOT TO CRACK SOME SKULLS TO GET OUT OF THE NORTHERN DISTRICT.

[7-8-24]
GOING FOR THE VIOLENT ONES FIRST!
THE ONES THAT SAID, WE SHOULD JUST KILL THAT NIGGER!
I’M THE KILLER, YOU FOOL!
JUST KILL ME!
LET’S PLAY MORE DODGEBALL AND DODGE CARS!
I’MA DO YOU AS ROADKILL, LIKE I DID THE OTHERS! [Kyree Johnson + 2]
LIKE THE OTHERS
I TOLD YOU I READ THOUGHTS, BUT YOU THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING!
YOU WILL HAVE NO PRESUMPTION OF INNOCENCE!
I’M JUST GOING TO GRUESOMELY KILL YOU,
EVERY TYPE OF WAY!

[7-10-24]
I’M GONNA WIPE OUT THE JURY AND JURY TIME,
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD!
PREPARE TO MEET THY MAKER AND HIS FISTS, SAID THE LORD!
A DODGEBALL AND A DODGE FANG!
I’M GONNA MAKE THE 3 KILLINGS OF THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS LOOK LIKE A PICNIC!
I’M A STAUNCH OBSERVER OF YOUR HATRED OF ME AND YOUR HATRED OF AARON!

[7-10-24]
CALL ANOTHER MEETING AND ANOTHER ZOOM CALL!
Faulkner: A pretty depleting president!
Where is his brain at?
What could possibly go wrong?
AND IT DOES!
WARFARE!
GRILLING MISERY!
BULLFIGHTING!
I’M THE MATADOR!
LET’S PLAY SOME MORE DODGEBALL!
A TRAFFIC JAM BECAUSE OF YOUR ACCIDENT!
ALONG THE ALLEYWAY!

[7-13-24]
I’MA BREAK EVERY BONE THAT’S DEFIED ME!
A PLANTATION EFFECT!
A DONUT HOLE IN YOUR HEART!
I’M A JACK OF ALL TRADES AND A JACK OF ALL DISASTERS!
I’M GOING TO SEND YOU SOME BASEMENT HELP!
DODGEBALL WITH AN ARROW!
A RENO NEVADA STING!
A CONGRESSIONAL AID DISASTER!
I’MA MAKE YOU PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER!

[7-24-24]
I’MA MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER PAID THE ASSASSIN!
ONE DOES EVERYBODY PAYS
I KNOW EVERYBODY’S NAME AND EVERYBODY’S OUTCOME
Assassin: It looks easy, but I know it’s not!
How do I dodge this God?
Shark!
GOD PUTTING A BAR DEVICE IN HIS MOUTH!
THESE THREATS KEEP COMING
I’VE GOT BILLIONS OF HANDS TO DEAL WITH THEM ALL

[8-11-24]
TEACH THIS WHOLE WORLD TO FEAR ME, VICIOUSLY, SAID THE LORD!
JESUS PULLING OUT HIS BELT VICIOUSLY!
FOLDING THE STRAP IN HALF!
I’M GOING TO TURN THE MOON PINK!
COLOR IT A PURPLE ROSE!
A SYMBOL OF MY ANGER, SAID THE LORD!

[June 17, 2024]
BY MY HAND SAID THE LORD!
Flying horse, over 1 story house, door banged down!
US MARSHAL SERVICE, SAID THE LORD!
YOU HAVEN’T LEARNED YOUR LESSON YET, BUT I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN, FEAR THE LORD THY GOD!