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FBI! I’M GONNA PUT YOU IN A MOSCOW PLAY! Deuteronomy 23! YOU ARE THE ABOMINATION I SPOKE OF IN MY WORD! THE SHOE FITS, AND IT’S TOO TIGHT! I’M GOING TO HAVE MOSCOW BURN THE WHOLE PLAY DOWN! IN A NUCLEAR WAR! A GERMAN CATASTROPHE! I’M FURIOUS WITH YOU DAILY, AND NIGHTLY! AND I GET ANGRIER, AND ANGRIER THE MORE YOU WAIT TO DROP THE CHARGES!

EVERY DAY I TURN UP THE FLAMES, HOTTER, AND HOTTER IN HELL! DON’T BELIEVE ME! I’M GOING TO PROVE IT TO YOU! CALL IT DRAG ME TO HELL!!!

I’M GONNA LEAVE YOU STARRY EYED AS MY MUSEAM IN HELL!

A BUNCH OF MOVING VICTIMS SQUIRMING IN FLAMES!

SO THAT YOU KNOW THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY HAS SPOKEN!