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S10,600 SENATOR INHOFE DEAD 6! THUS SAITH THE LORD! TUESDAY JULY 9TH 3:57 AM! I’M GOING TO RESUME KILLING CONGRESSMEN, AND SENATORS! YOU TOOK TO LONG TO DROP THE CHARGES! A CLIMACTIC EVENT I’M GOING TO MOVE BEFORE YOU CAN BLINK AN EYE! (SECONDS LATER SENATOR INHOFE DIES SUNDENLY OF A STROKE!) I HAVE A STAKE IN YOUR HOUSE! THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, AND THE SENATE ALSO! I’M GONNA STAB YOU IN THE HEART AGAIN, AND AGAIN! I HAD TO GO BACK TO THEM AGAIN! I’M GOING TO PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF WITH THE SENATOR! A STROKE YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD! (WE UP TO 5 SENATORS NOW, AND CONGRESSMEN, AND COUNTING ON OUR WAY TO 28)!

A CLIMACTIC EVENT I’M GOING TO MOVE BEFORE YOU CAN BLINK AN EYE! (SENATOR DIES SECONDS AFTER THE LORD SAID IT!)

JUST WAIT AND SEE, SAID THE LORD!
I HAVE A STAKE IN YOUR HOUSE! (AND IN YOUR HEART)!
THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES,
AND THE SENATE ALSO!

I HAD TO GO BACK TO THEM! THEY TOOK TOO LONG!
I’M AN IMPATIENT GOD FOR MORE BODIES!

WARMING THINGS UP TO A HOT FIRE!
A BLOW TORCH!
!!!!!A FATAL SHIP,

I’M GONNA STAB YOU IN THE HEART AGAIN AND AGAIN!
I’MA PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF WITH THE SENATOR!

AN IMBECILE!
I’M GONNA CRACK IT WITH DIABETES!
!!!!GOD LAUGHING!

A DIABETIC STROKE YOU’RE GONNA HAVE!
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD!
SENATOR CLIMAX!
CLIMACTIC EVENT!
I’MA MAKE ANOTHER CONGRESSMEN SCREAM, OH’ THE PAIN, OH’ THE PAIN!
LET’S SEE IF I’M ON THE RIGHT PATH TO KILL 28, SAID THE LORD!

DISMISS THE CHARGES QUICKLY,
OR I’M GOING TO FLOAT YOUR PRESIDENT ON HIS BED!
A SENATE CALAMITY!
STRETCHED ALL OVER THE EARTH!

(I’M GOING TO PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF SAITHTHE LORD!