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JULY 4TH THUS SAITH THE LORD! YOUR ELECTION SHOE HAS COME OFF! (TRUMP YELLS GET MY SHOE! (DURING ASSASSINATION ATEMPT) A NASTY THEME! GONE AWRY, A CLUMSY ATTEMPT! (THEY WERE NOT SUCCESSFUL!) I’M GONNA SCRAPE YOUR BLOOD OFF THE SIDEWALK! I’MA BRING DOWN THE STAR RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! CHOO CHOO TRAIN OF TRAFFIC (A RACE TO THE HOSPITAL)! I’M GOING TO BLUGEAON YOUR LEADERS! VISION OF Trump with brick on trumps face like he had been hit with a projectile on his mouthpiece end of his face! (SEE THE SIDE OF TRUMPS FACE LOOKS LIKE THE SHAPE IN BLOOD OF A SIDE HEADSET (REPORTS HE WAS HIT IN EAR! (IT LOOKED LIKE A HEADSET OF BLOOD! AND A MOUTH PIECE END!) Giant squid swallows it up!

Trumpet with brick on trumpet mouthpiece end!
Giant squid swallows it up!

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YOUR ELECTION SHOE HAS COME OFF!
A NASTY THEME! A CLUMSY ATTEMPT! (THEY WERE NOT SUCCESFUL!)


DON’T TOUCH HIM!!! (AARON)
SAID THE LORD!
YOUR ATTACK AND DEATH WERE PLANNED MILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN! HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT ! I’M THE KILLER, THE ALMIGHTY GOD, AND YOU CAN NOT STOP ME! HE’S GETTING THE LATE LATE NEWS, MILLIONS OF YEARS LATER!
I PLAN YOUR DEATHS TOMORROW!
AND BECAUSE I’M AN ETERNAL GOD, TOMORROW NEVER COMES!
I CREATED TIME TO SCARE YOU TO DEATH!
10,000 DEAD OR A MILLION DEAD, IT MATTERS NOT TO ME, SAID THE LORD!
I CAN MAKE EVERY ONE OF YOU FBI AGENTS NOT WAKE UP TOMORROW IN A SPLIT SECOND!
MY OWN HAND, NOT BY A NUCLEAR BOMB, YOU IDIOTS!
I CAN MAKE YOU ALL WAKE UP IN HELL IN A SPLIT SECOND!


I’MA TEACH YOU,
DON’T EVER CHALLENGE ME!
I’M GONNA SCRAPE YOUR BLOOD OFF THE SIDEWALK!
GIVE YOU A BLUE PILL AND A RED ONE!
A SEWING MACHINE!
2,000,000 DEAD!
I KILL UNIVERSES FOR A LIVING, AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!
I KILL AND I MAKE ALIVE!
DOGGIE SMITH!
A TORRENTIAL RAIN AND THUNDER!
I’MA WASH AWAY THE MEMORY OF YOU!
CATACLYSMIC EVENT!
A TIRADE ON MY BEHALF!
GHOST TRIAL!
AND MASSIVE TISSUE DAMAGE!
I’M MOVING UP TO 28, THEN I’M GONNA COME BACK TO 50!
NO ONE CAN OR WILL STOP ME!
YOUR DEATH WAS SET IN STONE!


A MAGISTRATE QUARRY!
I NEVER NEGOTIATE, SAID THE LORD!
HOLD ON TO THIS FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN!
I HOLD MY BREATH WHILE I’M GOING TO WAIT!
I’M GOING TO SQUEEZE YOUR NOSE AND LIPS TOGETHER AND TAKE YOURS!


A PUMPKIN HEAD VICTORY!
DAMSEL FALLS ASLEEP!
A CROOKED 1 AND CROOKED CONGRESSMAN!


STROKE #2!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU PASS OUT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD!
A SAD DUST OF FAME!
HERE LIES ANOTHER GOD DEFIER!
I’M GONNA NICKNAME HER,
FRUITY-2-SHOES BY THE GALLON,
AND HIM A MAGISTRATE PRISON!


MY PENAL CODE IS DIFFERENT FROM YOURS!
I EXECUTE MY OWN JUDGMENT,
AND I NEVER HAVE TO INVESTIGATE!
I ALREADY KNOW, BECAUSE I’M GOD!
I ALREADY KNEW MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO YOU WOULD DEFY ME, BECAUSE I’M GOD!


THERE’S NO ONE LEFT TO ACCUSE AARON!
ESSENTIALLY, SAID THE LORD!
I’MA BLOODY UP THE NOSE OF THE JUDGE!
BREAK BOTH AND ALL HIS TEETH!
STARS AND STRIPES!
I’M GONNA HAVE FUN THIS TIME AGAIN!
I’MA MAKE SURE YOU TRY TO ARREST ME!
I’MA MAKE SURE I KILL A MILLION!
COMPASSION NO MERCY AND NO PEACE!
JUST A DEAD PIGEON!


MANY WIVES!
SORROW UPON SORROW!
LET’S GET IT STARTED!
2 PIGEONS AND A SPARROW!
MALE AND FEMALE WILL DIE TOGETHER!
HEART ATTACK AND A PAUSE IN YOUR LIFE!
JUSTIN TRUDEAU, A SMASHING SUCCESS


I’MA BREAK OUT ALL 4 WINDSHIELDS, SAID THE LORD!
AND WREAK HAVOC AGAIN AND AGAIN!
ENTRAPMENT!
ENTRAPMENT JUST FOR YOU!
I’MA CLOSET THE STARS BY MY 1 HAND,
AND SHOW YOU HOW BIG I TRULY AM!
I’ GOING TO COVER THE 4TH OF THE EARTH WITH DARKNESS!
BRING A CHILLING DISEASE!
TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED AND DO MY PROFIT NO HARM!
YOU HATE HIM FOR BELIEVING IN ME!
I’MA LEAVE YOU STARRY-EYED AMONG THE STARS!
I’MA BUTCHER YOU TO DEATH!


A CLEAN UP IN AISLE 9!
9 SHIPS TOTAL DIED!
A NEW WEAPON THAT YOU CAN NOT DEFEND AGAINST!
MARDIS GRAS ZONE!
A REAGAN LAUGHTER AND I TOLD YOU SOMEBODY
MY WEAPONS WERE PLANNED MILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!
I’M ALWAYS ENTERTAINING MYSELF, SAID THE LORD!
YOU HAD A PRETTY GOOD GOVERNMENT BUT YOU DECIDED TO BLASPHEME MY NAME!
AND THINK YOU COULD DO WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO!
AND ENSLAVED WHO YOU WANTED TO ENSLAVE!


I’VE WAITED 400 YEARS AND A MILLION+ FOR THIS!
TO LEAVE YOU STARRY-EYED, CONFUSED, AND DEAD!
A FANNIE MAE CONFUSION! I’MA BLISTER HER FACE WITH CANCER!
PARALYZED!
SCOOBY DOO!


FOX reporter: A total of 9 ships,
It came out of no where!
IT WAS BY MY HAND, SAID THE LORD, FOR CHALLENGING ME AGAIN!
RADIATION MOMENT!
AMONG THE STARS!
ACAPULCO IN TEXAS!
VARY OFF THE RUNWAY!
DON’T GET IT AND HIDE THE KNIFE BEHIND YOUR BACK!
STUFF IT RIGHT IN YOUR FOREHEAD,


MEXICAN STYLE!
CIA, I’M GOING TO FEED YOU TO THE WOLVES!
AND TEACH YOU, DON’T EVER MESS WITH GOD!
A THERAPEUTIC BEHAVIOR!
THE ONLY TREATMENT, KILL THEM DEAD!
NONE OF YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME!


RUMPELSTILTSKIN!
SAY IT OVER AND OVER TO STOP YOU FROM MAKING A MISTAKE, OR MAYBE I WANT YOU TO MAKE A MISTAKE!
I’M A BRUTAL ALL ENCOMPASSING GOD!
I DO EVERYTHING FOR MY CHILDREN!
I KILL EVERYONE ALSO!


Dr! Smith: Oh the pain!
I believe it is time for me to exit, says Dr! Smith!
IF YOU WILL SAY THIS, BUT WILL YOU DO IT? LET’S FIGURE IT OUT!
THE RAGS TO RICHES,
AND A STOLEN COOKBOOK!
I’MA HIT YOU WITH ALL MY MIGHT!
STARRY-EYED EXAMPLE!
I’MA MAKE SURE YOU REMEMBER MY NAME,
HOLINESS AS WELL!


A TERROR BY THE GALLON!
55 GALLONS!
A BARREL OF FUN!
CREATURE FEATURE AND A DISTORTION OF DEATH!
PLEASE GET MY NAME AND SPELL IT RIGHT!
THUNDER, I’M GOING TO MAKE AARON PRICE THUNDER IN THE HEARTS OF AMERICA AND THE WORLD!
I’MA PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF WITH JUDAS ISCARIOT!

AND TREAT YOU LIKE 1 IN THE SAME!
I’LL BLUDGEON HIS BOWELS OUT, AND I’M GONNA DO THE SAME TO YOU!
A EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CHALLENGER!
WHAT A MESS!


I’MA BRING DOWN THE STAR RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES!
CHOO CHOO TRAIN OF TRAFFIC!


BUZZFEED ANALOGY!
TO THIS DAY FORWARD,
I’MA TREAT YOU LIKE A STEPCHILD WHO STOLE MY MONEY!
A STEPCHILD WHO LIED AND SAID HE WAS MY CHILD!
THAT’S WHY YOUR PRAYERS GO NOWHERE!
EVERYBODY LOVES THE LITTLE CHILDREN,
BUT I LOVE ONLY MY CHILDREN!
LIES FROM YOUR MINISTERS AND RABBIS!
THIS NEXT KILLING IS GOING TO BE A LAY UP, AN EASY KILLING!
A MAGA HURT LIKE NO OTHER!
I’M GONNA START ATTACKING THESE LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS,
THE ORPHANAGES TOO!
I’MA SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE GOD’S CHILD AND NOT GOD’S CHILD!
I’M GONNA COME RIGHT INTO YOUR HOMES AND PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF WITH JUDAS!
ISCARIOT AND ISCARIOT!
SCARY TUNE


I HAVE A MILLION PUMPKIN HEADS ALL AT YOUR DOORSTEP,
JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO QUE THEM IN!
I’LL ANSWER THE DOOR AND OPEN THE DOOR,
WITH A CLOWN IN TOW!
FILM AND MUSIC!
I DO BOTH, SAID THE LORD!
SAY A SONG FOR YOUR MOTHERS!
Smokey bear/witch, leaving a lit building, head ducked down, trying to stop the rain, or something!
A SPLASHING EVENT!
I’MA SPLASHING IT ON EVERYONE, IN SORROW!


I CAN’T CONTAIN MY LAUGHTER, I’M GOING TO LAUGH IN YOUR FACE!
CHALLENGING ME AND DOING ANOTHER ZOOM CALL!
I KNOW YOU’RE CONFUSED, IT’S BETTER YOU STAY THAT WAY!
FOR THE NEXT CONFUSING ACT!
YOU WON’T HAVE TO TRANSITION, JUST STAY CONFUSED!
BUTTER BILL AND A BALL!
I’M MAD AND ANGRY THAT YOU WOULD CALL ANOTHER ZOOM CALL!
STRING A JUDGE FROM THE HIGHEST HILLTOP OF CANCER!
I’MA COME DOWN TO THE PEW,
AND GET THOSE THAT COME TO THE FUNERAL!


HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL, HUMPDY DUMPDY HAD A GREAT FALL!
THE CONSTABLE IS DEAD!
I MADE JIFFY POPCORN!
SNEAKY AFFAIR!
MAGNIFICENT KILLING!
I’VE GOT A WHOLE PIECE OF TOAST FOR YOU!
A MEXICAN STANDOFF!
I’MA BOX YOU IN,


AND START WORLD WAR 3!
WORLD WAR 3 OR THE CHARGES, LET’S KEEP BOTH OF THEM!
WORLD WIDE RESCUE,


GONE AWRY, SAID THE LORD!
A CLUMSY ATTEMPT!


I’MA STOP IT WITH 1 BENCH SCREW!
LAUGH, SAID THE LORD!
A CARDINAL MISSION!
AND A TUESDAY NOON BREAK!
ACNE ON YOUR FACE AND YOU’RE NOT A GOD!


Big snake, Boaconstrictor, 2 or 3 inches thick, wrapped around somebody’s throat, 4 or 5 times!
I’MA STRANGLE HOLD YOUR HOLD/HOPE!
PROMISES KEPT AND THEY ALL WERE DENIED!
YOUR BLUE DARLING IS DEAD!
A HAZMAT SUIT IN TOW!
LET’S CALL IT A VICTORY FOR THE TOOTHLESS SLAYER!
A BAR-B-QUE EVENT!
WHICH WAY IS UP AND WHICH WAY IS DOWN!
LIFE FORCE FROM ANOTHER WORLD,
ONE OF OUR ANGELS IN TOW!
THAT YOU CAN NOT CONTEND WITH!
I’M GONNA BAR-B-QUE THE PASTOR,
AND THE ONE THAT TOLD YOUR LIES!
A FIERY CAR CRASH!
A MINISTER DIES!
I’MA DROP THE CHARGES FOR, YOU 1 BY 1,
AND I’M GOING TO DROP YOUR SHIPS, 1 BY 1!
YOU’RE GONNA BEG ME TO STOP, SAID THE LORD!


I’M HOLD YOUR MILITARY ACCOUNTABLE FOR TOUCHING AARON!
MOVING AT BREAKNECK SPEED!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY THROUGH THE NOSE,
AND WET YOUR BED AT NIGHT!
I’MA SHOW YOU WHAT MY SCORCHED EARTH POLICY LOOKS LIKE!
I’M GOING TO SHATTER THE COURTROOM,
AGAIN AND AGAIN!
I’MA TEACH YOU HOW TO BLEED, QUICKLY, SAID THE LORD!


FAT ART SCHOOL AND A DECK OF CARDS!
I’M FURIOUS, I’M GOING TO CANCEL THE WHOLE DECK,
AND KNOCK THE TABLE OVER WITH FIRE!
I’MA END YOUR PROBING OF AARON’S LIFE!

STARRY-EYED SMASHING SUCCESS!
A SMART RESOURCE, THE CIA, THEY CAN DEAL WITH ANYTHING, OR SOMEBODY YOU THOUGHT!


I’VE GOT ALL POWER,
SAID THE LORD!
PHARAOH THOUGHT THE SAME THING,
AND I TAUGHT HIM A LESSON HE’LL NEVER FORGET!
I’MA DO THE SAME AND WORSE FOR YOU!
I’MA MAKE YOU ASHAMED OF THEIR NAME!
I’M GONNA EXPOSE THEM FOR WHO THEY ARE AND WHAT THEY ARE!
NO MATCH FOR GOD!
I’MA PUT 2 IN THE OVEN AND 2 DOWN IN THE SEWER!
A HELICOPTER STYLE KILLING!
LET’S SEE IF I CAN’T DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN, SAID THE LORD!


Somebody: Any word on that heart attack?
I’MA BUST YOUR BUBBLE!
Somebody: Why don’t you just leave us alone!
WHY DON’T YOU LEAVE MY SON ALONE!
LETS COUNT PASS 50, I LOVE WHAT I’M DOING!
THATS WHY I CAN’T LEAVE YOU ALONE!
IT IS WRITTEN, GOD LOVES A CHEERFUL HEART AND A CHEERFUL GIVER!
I’MA CHEER MYSELF UP!
GIVE VIOLENCE ON TOP OF YOUR HEADS!


I’MA CHOP THE BASKETBALL PLAYER’S SON IN HALF!
Taking a leap to do a stuff!
I’MA KILL HIM FOR NOT DONATING,
FOR SILENCING THE EMAIL!
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DIDN’T KNOW!
I’MA KILL THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN AND TAKE THE WHOLE TEAM DOWN IN FEAR!


1 MORE LIFE MEANS NOTHING TO ME!
I KILL DOZENS OF UNIVERSES IN A DAY!
A WRECKING BALL AM I!
I CREATE TO KILL,
AND KILL AGAIN!
THAT’S WHAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ABOUT ME!
I’MA MAKE IT CRYSTAL CLEAR!
I TAKE A LIFE, AND I BREATH LIFE IN, AND BREATH LIFE OUT!
A MERRY GO ROUND FOR THE STUPID,
AND THE HARD OF HEARING,
AND THE STUBBORN FOXES!


NEEDLE AND THREAD!
I’M GONNA THREAD THE NEEDLE AND LEAVE YOU STARRY-EYED!
INDICTMENT, I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU CHOKE ON IT!
AND PUT YOU TO SHAME BEFORE THE WHOLE WORLD!
A STUDENT FOREVER!
NEVER GRADUATING, THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE!
HE’S BEEN LIVING WITH US FOR TOO LONG!
A REBELLIOUS CHILD ARE YOU!
I’M GOING TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM!


I’M GOING TO POKE THE BEAR!
STOMACH CANCER!


IT’LL BE CLOSE ENOUGH!
A BABY TOWER!
MY RULES, NOT YOURS!
Black panther walking aside a carriage!
ROAD CARRIAGE!


I’MA STOMP THE WORLD,
AND WRITE YOU OFF!
I’MA LEAVE YOU STARRY-EYED AND STUPID!
I’MA MAKE FUN OF YOUR LOVE ONES!

Somebody banging 2 gorillas heads together
Horse riding slows down, horse stops, rider gets off the horse!
I GONNA BE MOVING TO A “HOLIER THAN THOU” MOMENT!
A PONTUS PILATE EVENT!
A TOPPING EVENT!
A SUNNI MOUNTAIN TOP!


I’MA LEAVE GREG GUTFIELD STARRY-EYED!
STARS IN THE BAY TOGETHER!
EVERYBODY LOOKING UP IN THE AIR in astonishment
A GOOGLE PARODY AND AN ASTONISHING EVENT!
TO KILL A CONGRESSMEN,
AND A DOZEN OR SO FISH!

Somebody’s phone goes off with warning signals: Baaannn! Baaannn! Baaannn!
ANOTHER MAN HUNT!
DON’T ARREST HIM, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!
A QUAKER DEATH!
YOUR AIR FORCE I WILL BLEED DRY!
A PIVOTAL MOMENT, ARE WE GOING TO FOLLOW GOD OR ARE WE GOING TO FOLLOW OUR INSTINCT!
I NEVER RUN SHORT!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!


Short stump of a day walking off saying, I’m tired of hearing it!
I’MA EXACT REVENGE ON YOUR EARS!
YOU’LL WISH YOU HAD EARS TO HEAR IT!
I WILL SILENCE YOU IN GRAVE AND YOU WILL HEAR NO MORE!


Somebody: Come on buddy, you’re gonna push the service down to the ground!
FUNERAL SERVICE!
THREATEN ME AGAIN!
COLLAR BONE BROKEN!
THE MILITARY!
A STAGE 4 CANCER!
A PSYCHEDELIC ESCAPE!
EIFFEL TOWER!
I’MA ELIMINATE YOUR FUNDING FOR THIS CASE AND ALL CASES!
DINERO IS DEAD!
THE MIRACLE OF THE LOVES!
I’MA GIVE YOU TWICE AS MUCH WEALTH AS I HAD ON EARTH!
RAN OVER A POLICE OFFICER!
COURTESY OF THE FBI AND DOJ!
EVERYTHING COURTESY OF THOSE 2 KNUCKLEHEADS!
A POWER IN THE BAY!
YOUR ELECTION SHOE HAS COME OFF!
A NASTY THEME!


JOEY BAHER! I’M GOING TO CRUSH HER SCHEME!
I’MA SEND SORROW TO THE VIEW!
ANDERSON COOPER STYLE!
THE NEXT 300 YEARS!