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00000 HUNDREDS DEAD FROM MUDSLIDE! I SMOTE AND I MELT MOUNTAINS AT MY BREATH, SAID THE LORD! JUST WAIT AND SEE, SAID THE LORD! I HAVE A STAKE IN YOUR HOUSE! THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, AND THE SENATE ALSO! DON’T ARREST HIM, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO! BATTERING RAM!

[June 9, 2024]
I SMOTE AND I MELT MOUNTAINS AT MY BREATH, SAID THE LORD!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR SIDE STORY,
I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY!

VISION Professional popcorn machine/bin you see in theaters!


JUST WAIT AND SEE, SAID THE LORD!
I HAVE A STAKE IN YOUR HOUSE!
THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES,
AND THE SENATE ALSO!

I HAD TO GO BACK TO THEM! THEY TOOK TOO LONG!
I’M AN IMPATIENT GOD FOR MORE BODIES!
WARMING THINGS UP TO A HOT FIRE!
A BLOW TORCH!
!!!!!A FATAL SHIP,
!!!!!DIES/GUYS!

[7-10-24]
THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE WILL BE NO MORE!
WE’RE GONNA SET OFF MASS CONFUSION WITH A BOMB!
THEN I’MA BLOW YOU ALL AWAY
WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB!

VISION Newscaster: Perhaps you didn’t hear me the first time!
HE’S READING A QUOTE FROM THE LORD,
FROM A HIDDEN BUNKER!
YOU’RE GONNA SEE MOUNTAINS FALL DOWN ON US AND HIDE US FROM THIS ANGRY GOD!

JUST AS IT IS WRITTEN IN MY WORD!
MY WORD MUST BE FULFILLED!
I’M COMING DOWN PERSONALLY TO DO THE JOB,
AND IT’S YOU ALL, SAID THE LORD!

I’M GONNA WREAK HAVOC, THEY GONNA WREAK HAVOC, WE GONNA WREAK HAVOC!

APRIL 30

I’m gonna blast the news through your nostrils! I’m gonna choke you up with you tears!
I’m not gonna let it slide, but I’m gonna give you! I’ll landslide
Down the River two by two! A Shark awaits to eat you!
This is a dashboard crime, said the lord
I’m gonna cut you in peace Two and two and make piecemeal

Peace from Aaron you didn’t want! You kept raging like a bull! No charges would we drop

A KETCHUP SLIDE OF BLOOD SAITH THE LORD! NO PLACE IS SAFE! I’M GOING TO MAKE THIS PLANET, CALLED PLANET FEAR! DOWN THE MOUNTAIN THEY GO! I’M GOING TO PUT YOUR RABBI’S TO SHAME! WHERE IS THEIR WORD FROM THE LORD! LIARS! (Not one major prophecy in 1000 years but you keep following them! I’ve got hundreds with the awesome power of GOD behind it, and you want to kill me, and keep filling up the RABBI’S offering plate!)

April 21

A nightmare of epic proportions
A jewel of the nile
A slip slide event!
I’ll move mountains for Aaron!
And I’m going to show you how it’s done!
I’m gonna move breakneck speed! You pull out a robot call for help!
You laugh at me no more nor my child! Elbow room!
I’m gonna knock you to the side!
I’m going to make sure there’s a
landslide,
Right now this side of the Mountain!

May 30

Hamburger Helper!
I’m gonna mix it in!
a landslide of death!
Let’s see if I can kill 10,000
For those of you that think this is funny, you haven’t met my fist yet! You want to pull the drawers out and let them fall on your head!
I’m going to pack you in tight at the bottom of the pit! Aaron will soon flee from you! He’s gonna be terrorized by what I do!
An Angel has come down to you stronger than Michael and Gabriel put together!
I’m going to dust off my boots again!
I going to to slide the mountain on top of the city!
I’m gonna to put a nuclear bomb on top of the other!
I’m gonna crack a many skulls
A blistering event! Let’s see you have a trial after this! A bunch of fools! A ghost town! I going to turn you into a ghost town

Make Fat and Happy day
No one will come to work ever again!
I’m going to splash the news headlines!
(I hear sirens running right now on the street)
I’m going to hurt you badly
The God kind of way
Going to move through thick and thin!
I’m going to pour out my wrath like I said it in revelation!

[7-11-24]
NORTHERN DISTRICT HERE I COME
DC DOORSTEP HERE I COME
I’M GONNA HAVE A SHOUTING HAPPY TIME
STOMPIDY STOMP STOMP!1

WHO’S YOUR ASSASSIN NOW
DELIVER YOU FROM YOUR PAIN, THEN GIVE YOU A MOUNTAIN OF MORE PAIN! (THE RESCUERS WERE DROWNED BY A SECOND MUDSLIDE OF PAIN! SEE VIDEO POINT 25 SECONDS IN TOP VIDEO)!
THAT’S HOW I’M GOING TO ANSWER YOUR PRAYERS!

GAVIN NEWSOM!
YOU TRAMPLED ON MY WORD!
PUT THE CHRISTIANS TO FLIGHT!
I’MA BRUTALIZE HIM AND YOU!

[7-12-24]
I’MA LEAVE YOU STARRY-EYED AND STUPID!
I’MA MAKE FUN OF YOUR LOVE ONES!

VISION Somebody banging 2 gorillas heads together
Horse riding slows down, horse stops, rider gets off the horse!

I GONNA BE MOVING TO A “HOLIER THAN THOU” MOMENT!
A PONTUS PILATE EVENT!
A TOPPING EVENT!
A SUNNI MOUNTAIN TOP!
I’MA LEAVE GREG GUTFIELD STARRY-EYED!
STARS IN THE BAY TOGETHER!
EVERYBODY LOOKING UP IN THE AIR in astonishment

A GOOGLE PARODY AND AN ASTONISHING EVENT!
TO KILL A CONGRESSMEN,
AND A DOZEN OR SO FISH!

Somebody’s phone goes off with warning signals: Baaannn! Baaannn! Baaannn!
ANOTHER MAN HUNT!

DON’T ARREST HIM, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!

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