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Previous: 15,004 I’MA CRACK SOME HEADS AT CNN IN THE MEANTIME! FIND OUT WHY THEY COULDN’T FIND A SLOT FOR YOU! I’MA BRANDISH MY KNIFE AGAIN AND AGAIN! CUT SOME INTERTUBES OUT, AND SOME INTESTINES OUT WHILE I’M AT IT! I’M A VICIOUS GOD! VICIOUS FOR MY PEOPLE! I’MA MAKE THEM AFRAID TO COME TO WORK! ITALIAN GANGSTER STYLE! Bike zoomed past the back of me, superfast! I’MA DRIVE THE HITMAN TO THEIR FRONT DOOR! I’MA START ASSASSINATING SOME PRESS! I’MA PLAY WHACK-A-MOLE! I’MA ZOOM RIGHT THROUGH SECURITY! I’MA PLANT MY FLAG RIGHT ON THE TOP OF CNN, RIGHT ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS! I’LL SEE WHO LAUGHS WHEN I’M FINISHED! I’MA MAKE BRAIN SOUP AGAIN! GIVE THAT SLOT TO NIGGERS, “OH NO WE AIN’T”! MANY OF THE NEWS OUTLETS SAY THIS! MANY OF THE PRESS! I’M GONNA START ASSASSINATING GANGSTER STYLE! MY RULES, YOU’RE A GUESS ON MY PLANET! THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! “I will send my fear before thee, and will destroy all the people to whom thou shalt come, and I will make all thine enemies turn their backs unto thee”! THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! “It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones”!