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BREAKING NEWS, THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE HAS CANCER! THUS SAITH THE LORD! I ‘M GOING TO SPREAD THE NEWS TO FRANCE! THEY DIDN’T TREAT ME WELL WHEN I WENT THERE! LIKE THE FBI! THEY TRIED TO CAGE ME! LIGHTS ON, LIGHTS OFF! PUT IT AS BREAKING NEWS! YOUR METAL GUNS MEAN NOTHING TO ME! NEITHER DOES YOUR BULLET PROOF VEST! NOR YOUR NUMBERS!

June 8, 2024]
FILIPINO A TERRIBLE HEADLINES!
THEY’RE GOING TO YELL AROUND THE WORLD.
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.

SHEILA JACKSON.
SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD IT MADE.
IT’S OVER WITH NOW.
SHE WAS HUNGRY.
SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS THE LION OF THE SENATE.
AN ATTACK DOG AND WELL RESPECTED.
A BIRD ATTACK.

MY TERROR BIRD, SAID THE LORD.
IT FLEW RIGHT BETWEEN HER BRAINS, RIGHT INTO HER STOMACH.
IT STAYED THERE 25 MINUTES.
SHE OPENED THE DOOR, WHEN SHE DEFIED ME.
JUST LIKE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
SHE, THE BIRDS, AND SOMEBODY ELSE NOW.
I WRITE MY ENTERTAINMENT.

I’M GOING TO SPREAD THE NEWS TO FRANCE.
THEY DIDN’T TREAT ME WELL WHEN I WENT THERE.
LIKE THE FBI. THEY TRIED TO CAGE ME.
LIGHTS ON, LIGHTS OFF.
PUT IT AS BREAKING NEWS.


BREAKING NEWS, THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE HAS CANCER! THUS SAITH THE LORD!

THE MEDIA OWNS YOU.
EVERYONE FEARED AND LOVED HER.
Alien head, skin, jaws being propped up 3 inches, like they are smiling, fbi
Even though they were horrified.
I’M GONNA HAVE THEM BOB FOR APPLES.

1ST THESSALONIANS.
Somebody: Stop him!
NO ONE CAN STOP ME, SAID THE LORD.
YOU’RE A FOOL FOR THINKING THIS IS COMING FROM AARON, A STRAIGHT UP FOOL.
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PLAY THE FOOL.

I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON YOU WILL NEVER FORGET.
WE’RE GOING TO GO ROUND AND ROUND WITH CANCER.
WE’RE GOING AROUND EVERYBODY THAT’S AROUND YOU.
THEY’LL HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR THEIR CANCER, THAT’S HOW I DO, SAID!

!THE LORD.
AND SO WILL YOUR FAMILY.
IT’S CALLED THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS PACKAGE.
HE WAS COOKED, THEY WILL SAY.
I’M DOING IT RIGHT NOW, SAID THE LORD.


LINDSEY LOHAN.
Somebody: I’m trying to find “ooh” to each film.
AN ASTONISHING AMOUNT OF MATERIAL!

PETER NAVARRO.
I’M GOING TO TERRORIZE YOU, LIKE YOU TERRORIZE PEOPLE ON EARTH, FBI AND DOJ!
BUT I’M GOING TO MULTIPLY IT A MILLION TIMES.
AND A MILLION TIMES THE PAIN.

PETER NAVARRO.
I’M GOING TO TERRORIZE YOU, LIKE YOU TERRORIZE PEOPLE ON EARTH, FBI AND DOJ!
BUT I’M GOING TO MULTIPLY IT A MILLION TIMES.
AND A MILLION TIMES THE PAIN.


I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A STOMACH OF A 2 YEAR OLD.
A 2 YEAR OLD PLAYING IN THE CANCER SANDBOX.
I’M GOING TO ENGULF YOU IN THE FLAMES OF CANCER.
AND SCREAM AND BEG FOR ME TO STOP,
LIKE YOU SCREAMED AND BEGGED TO DROP THE CHARGES.
I’M GOING TO COMPARE THE 2, AND I’M GOING TO SAY, NO MAS!
I’M GOING TO POISON YOUR CEREAL.
I’M GOING TO POISON YOUR CEREAL WITH STOMACH CANCER.
I’M NOT GOING TO USE A BIRD, I’M GOING TO USE YOUR OWN BREAKFAST,
COURTESY OF 15 CHARGES, SAID THE LORD.
THAT YOU FAILED TO STOP.

NOT A PEEP, NOT A WORD.

BUT MY WORD IS, YOU HAVE STOMACH CANCER.
I’M GOING TO BLOW IT UP IN FLAMES,
AND HAVE YOU CALL THE DOCTOR EVERY DAY,


LIKE YOU FAILED TO CALL THE PRESS.
I’M GOING TO SPANK YOU A NEW ONE.
YOUR RELATIVE WILL SEND YOU A MESSAGE IT’S CROWDED DOWN HERE IN HELL,
VISION SOMEBODY WANTS YO GIVE YOU A MESSAGE.
A FAMILY MEMBER THAT’S ALREADY THERE.
IT WILL BURN YOUR CHEEKS OUT.

FOX AND FRIENDS.
BREAKTHROUGH.

VISION Some man with a rifle, an automatic weapon, tried to walk out of the cabin, somebody else pushed him back into the cabin, like they wanted him to stay a prisoner.

A HORRIBLE MISTAKE.
I’M GOING TO MAKE IT A HEADLINE.
YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME AGAIN?
A HEADLINE THAT WILL LAST FOR DAUS AND WEEKS, SAID THE LORD.
I ALREADY ACCOUNTED FOR YOUR CHALLENGES BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, IDIOTS!!!
DUMB ANTS.
THERE IS NO SAFETY IN NUMBERS.
I CAN GET AT EVERYBODY ALL AT ONCE, OR INDIVIDUALLY AT MY OWN TIME AND CHOOSING.
GO AHEAD AND SEND YOUR STORM TROOPERS.
I WILL CANCERIZE AND DESTROY EVERY ONE OF THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES.
HE HASN’T SCRATCHED THE SURFACE OF MY TERROR.
Man standing behind 2 gunner machine gun, for 2 men.
IT’S FOR 2 MEN,
AND THIS IS THE BACKUP.


I TARGETED YOU BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, SAID THE LORD.
I’M GOING TO STREAM YOUR CANCER
AND KNOCK YOU DOWN BELOW THE POVERTY LINE.
I’M MAKING DINNER.

PLAGUES!
I’M ABOUT TO PULL OUT MY BIBLICAL PLAGUES THAT YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD, OF MY SCORCHED EARTH PLAGUES
THEY WILL FOLLOW RIGHT INTO YOUR HOMES!

YOUR BULLET PROOF VEST WON’T SAVE YOU NEITHER WILL YOUR METAL GUNS!


ALL YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE DEAD!
I WON’T JUST TAKE YOUR SON!


WICKED PHARAOH!


I’M MORE ANGRY THAN I WAS AT PHARAOH AND I’LL PROVE IT!
WHY IS THE NEW COVENANT BETTER BECAUSE IT’S MORE BRUTAL, SAID THE LORD! YOU DON’T HAVE TO PUT SOMEONE IN SLAVERY FOR ME TO KILL THEM! JUST OFFEND THEM AND LOOK AT THEM THE WRONG WAY!
YOU HAVE OFFENDED AARON PRICE THEREFORE YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME!
MY ANGER NEVER GETS OLD THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A BREAK! I OWN TIME!