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BECAUSE YOU DON’T FEEL ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, THAT MEANS NOTHING SAID THE LORD! I’M GOING TO CREEP UP ON YOU LIKE A SNAKE IN THE DARK! AND YOUR FAMILY TOO! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU FEEL GOOD! I’M GOING TO HOLD YOU HOSTAGE AND SEIZE YOUR BRAIN! ASSASSINS TOO!!!!! YOUR SKELETON BONE CAGE! BRAIN CANCER! THE CAGE FOR YOUR BRAIN! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HANDLE ME! BUT I’M NOT Ạ MAN! A GOD TIGER!


I WILL BREAK EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL! THE GOVERNMENT
I HAVEN’T FORGOT ABOUT ANY OF YOU PEOPLE
NO STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS!
MY SWORD IS AT THE TIP OF YOUR NOSE!


THE ASSASSINS TOO!


I’VE CUT MY HAMMER BACK!
I’VE GOT YOU POISED AND QUEUED UP!
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO I’M GOING TO PUT AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE!
BUT I DON’T HAVE TO THINK IT’S YOU!
THE FIST OF FURY!


A BACKGAMMON GAME I’M PLAYING
CARS ON TOP OF CARS!


2:32 PM PANIC ATTACK
A CAR THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD
2:32 PM A CAR CANNOT FIT THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD! OH YES IT CAN! I’M GOING TO BOMB THE TRAFFIC LITERALLY!


1:16PM
I’M GOING TO SNEAK UP ON YOUR RELATIVES IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT! I’M GOING TO SQUASH THE WORM IN THE SECTOR AND POISON THE GIFT!
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN ME! LET’S SEE!


1:17 PM DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
ARE IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW!
SMOOTH OPERATORS
THE BAY OF ILLINOIS!
MY WARRIORS, THEN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT IT!
A PLASTIC OPERATOR
A PLASTIC OPERATIVE!
1:18 PM | LET’S SEE YOU DODGE THIS BULLET

YOUR DAUGHTER WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR ROOM AND OFF YOU!
OFF YOUR HEADS DOWN SLAM DUNK!
I’VE REPLACED YOUR RELATIVES WITH ROBOTS THAT ARE GOING TO KILL YOU!
AND YOU CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE!


1:20PM ⁃ HAILEY BERRY WAS A ROBOT, AND NONE OF YOU COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE!
MY ANGELS ARE FAR MORE ADVANCED THAN YOU THINK! YOU’RE A BUNCH OF DUMB ANTS!


1:23PM, I CREATED CANCER TO SLAY YOU ALL!
A SLOW DEATH IS WHAT I WANT FOR MANY OF YOU AND AGONIZING PAIN
I’M RUTHLESS, I’M RUTHLESS, SAID THE LORD
AND ALMIGHTY GOD, THAT’S RUTHLESS
I HUNGER FOR YOUR PAIN!
OUR NOBLE COLLABORATION HAS COME TO AN END!
I’M GOING TO SICK MY DOGS ON YOU! DOGS YOU KNOW NOT OF!
IN YOUR PRIDE, I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW STUPID YOU REALLY ARE!
PUT EVERYTHING IN A MESSAGE A TIGHT MESSAGE FOR YOUR BOSSES!


I’M GOING TO TIGHTEN THIS SKIN UP WITH CANCER
AND PUT THEM ON A RED BONE DIET!
BONE CANCER FOR THE SLOW-MINDED!
I’M GOING TO MAKE BONE SOUP!
THIS IS HOW I RATTLE YOUR CAGE!
YOUR SKELETON BONE CAGE! BRAIN CANCER! THE CAGE FOR YOUR BRAIN!


IT’S GOING TO BE AN UGLY SIGHT!
SIGHT UNSEEN!
OF ROYAL PAIN AND PLEASURE
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU MAKE ME WAIT!
I’M GOING TO ADD TO THE DIRE CONSEQUENCES!

A FUGITIVE IN THE MAIL!
BACKED IN HARD AND TIGHT!
IT’S DADDY! LET’S PICK UP THE PIECES!
A RAPID RESPONSE TEAM!

A FIRE IN THE HOLE!
YOU MISSED, SAID THE LORD!
IT BACKFIRED ON YOU!

I’M GOING TO AIR OUT THE LAUNDRY
AND THE SENIOR CITIZEN TOO!
A TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL! I’M GOING TO PUT YOUR KIDS IN PLAY!
A BOUNDARY LIKE NO OTHER!
I’M GOING TO BEAT THEM TWO AND TWO!
A MARKET SALAD!

RANSOMWARE! BLINKEN!


MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL!
1:37 PM YOUR ENGINE JUST STALLED!


YOU BECAME FLAT A PANCAKE!
AND ALL AGAINST THE WALL AND ALSO, HORROR OF DIVINITY STREET!
YOU ARE HOLIER THAN THOU!
MEET MY FIST AND MEET ME!


I HEAR KIDS SAYING, “MAMA, MAMA, DADDY’S DEAD!”
THE PLANET OF THE APES SINGS AGAIN!
I’M GOING TO KILL A MILLION OF YOUR FAMILIES WITH CANCER AND STRIFE!


CHICAGO!
I COULDN’T FIND ENOUGH TO DO!
I’VE GOT MILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF HANDS! MORE THAN YOU CAN COUNT!
1:41PM AND THEY ALL OPERATE AT ONCE, SAID THE LORD!

I’M A NEW CON GAME!
BAD NEWS FOR THOSE THAT HAVE THE PASSWORD!
STOMACH CANCER, I’M GOING TO PUT IN YOU!


I SEE A MUSHROOM! A MUSHROOM GROWING UP!
THAT’S IN YOUR STOMACH AS WE SPEAK!


1:43 PM A SHARK A SHARK KILLS OVER DEAD! CLOCK WORK! THEY DIDN’T ANSWER THE EMAIL RIGHT!
YOUR BILLIONS IN MONEY MEANS NOTHING TO ME!
NOTHING AT ALL!


AN APPLE WATCH!
I’VE TURNED THE WATCH ON LOOSE! I’VE TURNED THE WATCH ON LOOSE FOR YOU, A STARRY EYE ACCIDENT! A STARRY EYED EXIT!
BUT HEAR SOMEBODY DOWN THERE YELLIN’, “WHAT THE HELL?”
I’M GOING TO PUT A BOOSTER CHIP IN YOUR BRAIN!
A CLAY IMAGINATION!
I’M GOING TO TURN THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT AGAINST ONE ANOTHER!
THE RIGHT HALF OF YOUR BRAIN, AND THE LEFT HALF
TWO ORANGE FACTIONS, AND I’M THE WINNER, SAID THE LORD!


A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL, DEAD IN THE WATER!
I’M GOING SPOIL ALL YOUR DREAMS!
1:47 PM A MYSTERY SPEAKS
THE CLASH OF THE TITANS!
MY FIST IS EXCITED TO MEET YOUR LIPS!


I DON’T TEASE WHEN I KILL! I THRILL KILL!


TRUTH OR WAR? NOT A TRUTH OR DARE!
WANT TO SPILL YOUR BLOOD ON THE SIDE OF THE SHIP FOR EVERYONE TO SEE
AND I’M JUST TOYING WITH YOU!
I’M GOING TO BREAK THE SHIP DOWN ON THE MIDDLE AND THE SIDE!


TWO BODIES IN THE WATER AND A BUNCH SEASIDE!


CANDY CANE DRIVE, YOU THOUGHT ABOUT COMING DOWN HERE, BUT THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT! I PUNISH THOUGHTS, SAID THE LORD!”
I HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE!


1:53 PM FOR YOUR PAIN!
1:53 PM I’M AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN!
I’M ALWAYS WEARING MY VIOLENT VEST!
THE SOAP OPERA OF VIOLENCE!
I HAVE A SPECIAL TOLERANCE FOR PAIN! YOUR PAIN!


1:55 PM
I’M A ZIGZAG THE REVOLUTION!
I CAN’T WAIT TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!
A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT TO ME
MR! AND MRS! FREE!


SEE A FOX NEWS HOST! SAYING I’M SPEECHLESS TO BRING THIS NEXT DISASTER TO YOU!
CNN IS CRYING A BUNCH OF TEARS! I’VE SMEARED THAT BLOOD IN THAT NEWSROOM AGAIN!


I FLOODED THE ELEVATOR AND THE DUNGEON!
AND THE DUNGEON OF YOUR SURVEILLANCE TEAM!
I’M GOING TO BREAK UP THE FAMILY AND THE STAND BY ME!
I’M GOING TO MAKE THE TERM TURN AGAINST ME!
I’VE GOT A COUNT OR TWO!
MINE SPELLS BAD NEWS FOR THE BAD NEWS BEARS!
I’LL FAKE YOUR DEATH BY SWELLING!
THEY MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU’RE STILL ALIVE! IT’S SWELLING IN THE BRAIN AND CANCER IN THE EYE!
A FUGITIVE CONQUEST!
I’M TOO EXACT TO BE PERFECT!
AND TOO PERFECT TO BE EXACT!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!

1:59 PM
I’M MOVING OVER TO CNBC AND GIVE YOU SOME FINANCIAL DATA!
HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN DIE IN ONE DAY?


CBS HEADQUARTERS IN THE BAY!
I’VE GOING TO MIRROR THE SURVEILLANCE TEAM!
YOU’RE GOING TO MEET MY FISTS SOON! UNDERCOVER!
I’M NOT GOING TO LEAVE ROOM FOR ERROR!
I’M NOT GOING TO LEAVE ROOM FOR ERROR!
BAKED GOODS AND CANNED GOODS!


2:02 PM I’M GOING TO SMEAR YOU IN THE RESTROOM AND DILATE YOUR EYES!
HOW MANY TIGERS CAN COMPLETE ONE PLAY?
I’M GOING TO PUT IT INTO YOUR PANIC ATTACK AND SLAY YOU ALL!

A GRUESOME VILLAGE!
2:06 PM I’M GOING TO SPLIT THE BABY IN THE TOWEL!
MY ENDORSEMENT SAID THE LORD!
A SHOTGUN ATTACK!
BAD BOYS!
A GROSS MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE!


THE EARTH IS THE LORD’S AND THE TOWERS THEREOF!
I’M GOING TO SINK THE SALAMANDER AND THE PIG!
PIG STREET AND SALAMANDER HIGH!
VIOLENCE! VIOLENCE! VIOLENCE!
A LANGLEY MISHAP!


STARS AND STRIPES!
TRYING TO DONATE BUT YOU CAN’T!
I’M GOING TO CRIPPLE YOUR FINGERS SO YOU CAN’T!


I LOVE TO KEEP THE KILLING GOING!
MY BIG SECRET, SAID THE LORD
I’M GOING TO TEAR DOWN A TOWER IN ONE DAY!


AND SPILL IT BY THE BAY!
I’M HUNGRY FOR ANOTHER TOWER!! OR TWO!


AARON CAN’T STOP THIS! YOU THINK AARON CONTROLS ME?

YOU’RE A BUNCH OF FOOLS AND DUMB ANTS!
LIKE A KID EXPERIMENTING!


THERE YOU GO, THAT’S YOUR HIGH FIVE THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE!
2:13 PM FIVE FINGERS AROUND A MAGNIFYING GLASS!


YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HANDLE ME! BUT I’M NOT Ạ MAN!
A GOD TIGER!


2:15 PM I’M GOING TO TEAR YOUR BEARD RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE! AND LET LOOSE SORROW AFTER SORROW!
HD HEAVEN!
GOOD JOB, THEY WILL SAY!
BUT FOR YOU THERE WILL BE NO HEAVEN!
JUST MY HELL IN ONE DAY!


NO DISCIPLINE FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS OR FOR OBEYING THE LORD!
A CHOO CHOO TRAIN OF TRAFFIC JAMS!


I AM THAT I AM!


NO ONE TEACHES ME OR TELLS ME WHERE TO GO!
SEE A GIANT FIST LOOK LIKE A WORK GLOVE WITH THE CUFF AND THE WRIST IS CAUGHT WITH THE FIST POINTING DOWN I THOUGHT IT JUST LANDS INTO THE OFFICE AND INTO THE CONCRETE BREAKING THEM BOTH
A BULL WORKER’S SHAME! SHAME THAT YOU DIDN’T LISTEN!
HILTON!
THEY GAVE YOU NO FREE TICKET!
I’M GOING TO TURN IT INSIDE OUT

SEE SOMEBODY STANDING IN A GLASS HOUSE AND SOMEBODY SAYING MAN, IT GETS SO HOT IN HERE!
TUCSON, ARIZONA
DID YOU GET THAT MINIVAN YET?


2:27 PM YOU DON’T GET TO KILL ME, I GET TO KILL YOU!


I WATCH EVERYTHING !
AS I PLEASE, SAID THE LORD!
HOW MANY TONKA TOYS DO YOU HAVE? I’VE GOT BILLIONS UPON TRILLIONS!
I WRAPPED JUNE IN A COCOON OF FLAMES!


NO ESCAPE EVER!
THIS IS WHAT I’M GOING TO DO TO YOU!


A LIQUID GIANT!


AN EMAIL TO THE FBI!
YOU IGNORED IT MANY TIMES!
AND SAID WE’RE GOING TO GET THIS NIGGER!


2:32 PM PANIC ATTACK
A CAR THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD
2:32 PM A CAR CANNOT FIT THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD! OH YES IT CAN! I’M GOING TO BOMB THE TRAFFIC LITERALLY!


WITH YOU IN IT!
HAMBURGER HELPER!
I’M GOING TO GRIND YOU LIKE HAMBURGER!
SEE A HAMMER COMING UPSIDE SOMEBODY’S HEAD! LOOK LIKE THE PERSON IS DRESSED LIKE A PRIEST OR!!!!
2:35 PM BUT THE HAMMER’S COCKED SIDEWAYS, LIKE YOU WOULD HIT A NAIL IN SIDEWAYS, AND IT’S COMING TOWARD HIS HEAD!

3:50 PM TRAUMATIZED!
5:03 PM DESPERATELY!


HAD A DREAM THERE WAS A BUNCH OF TRUCKS AND EMPTY BOXES ALL ON THE ROOF OF WENTWORTH! PEOPLE HAD SEEMED LIKE THEY HAD BEEN GIVEN A LOT OF STUFF! BUT INSIDE ONE OF THE TRUCKS AMONG THE GIFTS WAS FOUR OR FIVE CYLINDERS, ALMOST LIKE THE GAS CYLINDERS! IT WAS A TRAP, IT WAS A BOMB! IT WAS A BOMB DISGUISED AS A GIFT!
BECAUSE THE GUY THAT BOUGHT THE GIFT, HE WAS IN ONE OF THE TRUCKS, HE WAS SWEATING! AND I’M LIKE, WHY IS HE SWEATING SO!!!!!IF HE’S JUST GIVING A GIFT?


THAT WAS A FEW HOURS AGO, SEVERAL HOURS AGO!

BUT THEN THE LORD JUST SAID, “IT’S FIGHT NIGHT!” HE SAID, “THE LORD, I’M PUNISHING EARLY BEFORE THE GIFT COMES!
YOUR DAUGHTER’S BRAIN! I’M GOING TO BLOW IT UP WITH CANCER! AND YOUR BRAIN, I WILL TOO
YOU TOOK ME FOR A FOOL! NOW I’M GOING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU!
A VICIOUS FOOL, SAID THE LORD!


POWDER AMONG POWDER, AND A POWDER KEG, SAITH THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO BLOW UP THE BARRACKS, SAID THE LORD, AND CORRUPT YOUR SLEEP!


6:00 PM A NOTTINGHAM DISASTER!
A TWO-BUILDING SPECIAL!
I PUNISH THOUGHTS, SAY THE LORD!
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO AFTER YOU TRY IT?
EXCUSE ME, I MISSED MY TARGET! NO, I DIDN’T! YOU ARE THE TARGET, SAID THE LORD
THE ROUGH RIDER HAS GOT YOU ON THE RUN!

THUS SAITH THE LORD! I WILL FULFILL EVERYONE OF DMX’S WORDS IN YOUR LIVES!

DMX IN EFFECT AND IN THE BUILDING KILLING EVERYONE ON!
MY SERVANT IS IN HEAVEN WITH ME! AND KNOW HE’S DOWN THERE WITH YOU!
I SAY WHO MY SERVANT IS, NOT YOU, SAID THE LORD!


A PURPLE ROSE FOR THE BOYS IN BLUE!
FBI THIS IS FOR YOU TOO!
LET’S SEE WHO ELSE HAS GIVEN THOUGHT TO DOING EVIL TO AARON! I’M SCANNING EVERYBODY’S THOUGHTS PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE!


DON’T WONDER WHY YOU GOT CANCER; YOU ALREADY HAVE IT! AND I’M JUST GETTING STARTED, SAID THE LORD! I’M GOING TO BLOW UP THE HEART OF YOUR OPERATIONS!


AND I’M GOING TO GET MY REPARATIONS, SAID THE LORD!
A SKELETON IN YOUR CLOSET! I’M GOING TO EXPOSE IT ALL! DR! KING, DR! KING SAYS, YOU BEREAVE ME! DR! KING, DR! KING! I’M COMING AFTER YOU SAID THE LORD!

HE WAS BETTER THAN AARON IN LOVE! BUT I’M GOING TO PUT THE BILL AT YOUR DOORSTEP! AND MAKE YOU PAY, AND MAKE YOU PAY DEARLY! SAID THE LORD!


YOU’RE EVIL AND ROTTEN TO THE CORE! YOU WOULD KILL GOD IF YOU COULD!
THAT’S WHY I DESIGNED THE LAKE OF FIRE! TO LAST FOREVER! IN THE BODY I GAVE YOU! TO LAST FOREVER AND I NEVER FORGET SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOUR DAUGHTERS PAY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AND PUT YOU SIDE BY SIDE IN A LAKE OF FIRE!

READ MY WORD, I’M A DREADFUL AND TERRIBLE GOD!
I KEEP THAT SIDE OF THE WORLD HIDDEN SO THE UNBELIEVERS KEEP COMING AND KEEP COMING! SO I COULD KEEP KILLING AND KEEP KILLING AND THROWING THEM IN THERE! SAID THE LORD!


A PEACH TREE IN A GARDEN!


A GARDEN OF EVIL IS WHAT YOU ARE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR YOUR ANCESTORS’ CRIMES AGAINST ME! EVEN THOUGH THEY ALL REALLY IN HELL!


I’M A SHOW THE WORLD I GOT A TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL FOR EVERYBODY!!! THAT DISOBEYS ME!
THEY GOING TO MAKE A CANISTER, AND THINK I DON’T SEE THEM NOSE TO NOSE! HOW STUPID ARE YOU?


610PM A HOLOGRAM
THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK I AM! SOME KIND OF HOLOGRAM! THAT’S HERE FOR A MOMENT IN GONE! BUT I’M FOREVER, SAID THE LORD, A GOD, A KILLER, A MASTER OF DISEASE!
LET’S PLAY HOLOGRAM! I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SEE WHAT YOU DON’T SEE! AND MAKE YOU KILL WHAT YOU MEANT NOT TO KILL!
A STARRY-EYED DISASTER!
I’M GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR HOMES RIGHT WHERE YOU SIT!


NOW MONSTERS ARE GOING TO GO RIGHT HERE! AND LIGHT A MATCH TO THE! FUSELAGE! WE GOING TO MAKE SURE EVERYBODY DIES, SAID THE LORD!
BUT I’M GOING TO HAVE ONE WITNESS OUTSIDE WITNESS
GO AHEAD AND GET THAT SAFETY INSPECTION DONE! I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD! YOU CAN’T DEFEND AGAINST ME!


I’M GOING TO WALK RIGHT THROUGH YOUR WALLS AND BLOW YOU ALL UP!
I’M A CRAZY DELIVERER, SAID THE LORD!


I GOT MY TYPEWRITER OUT AND I’M TYPING AT TOP SPEED, BANGING YOUR HEAD AND YOUR HEART AGAIN AND AGAIN!


BABY DOLL, I’LL SMILE FOR THAT PUNCH THAT’S COMING YOUR WAY!


I HAVE NO ALLEGIANCE TO NO ONE BUT AARON RIGHT NOW! I’M KILLING, KILLING, KILLING PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!
AARON, AND MY WORD!


IMF, I’M GOING TO SQUEEZE YOUR TEETH FOR SIDING WITH THE FBI!
AND I MEANT THE IMF!
SO WILL I DO! TO ANY THAT SIDES WITH THE FBI ABOVE ME, SAID THE LORD!
THE FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC LEADERS, SAID THE LORD!
YOU GOT A CANCER PROBLEM! IT’S ATTACKING YOUR LEADERS!
A ROYAL BASTION IN BANG UP JOB!


6:23 PM CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG SO GOES THE ASSASSIN!


A HOLOGRAM NIGHTMARE
COURTESY OF THE FBI AND DOJ AND MILITARY IA LET’S THROW IN THE CIA!


I’M GOING TO BLOW UP THE BARRACKS AGAIN AND AGAIN!


LIKE A CLOWN I’M GOING TO FOCUS ON 10 AND A FACTOR OF 18!


6:25PM I’M DOING EVERYTHING!


I DO WHETHER AARON’S DEAD OR ALIVE YOU BUNCH OF FOOLS! I’M ON AUTOPILOT!