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WHICH BUTTON AM I GOING TO PUSH NEXT! I’M GOING TO PAINT THE BIRD! AIR FORCE ONE! I’M GOING TO PAINT IT BLOOD RED! FBI AND DOJ, I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DON’T RESPOND! A CHOO CHOO TRAIN OF TRAFFIC! I’M GOING TO FOLLOW UP WITH YOUR PLANE OF SMOKE!

[May 22, 2024]
YOU GOTTA HAVE THOSE STITCHES WITHIN MINUTES!
TELL THEM, DON’T GET MAD AT AARON, HE AIN’T THE ONE PASSING OUT THE STITCHES!


A CARGO PLANE FULL OF PEOPLE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU SCREAM OUCH EVERY DAY!
EVERYBODY!
SELFISHNESS, THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE, A SELFISH PEOPLE!
I’M GOING TO TAKE WHAT LITTLE PRIDE YOU HAVE, COMPLETELY AWAY FROM YOU
AND REPLACE IT WITH DEATH!

I GAVE HIM PERMISSION TO SPEAK!
I’M GOING TO TEAR YOUR TONGUE OUT WITH CANCER!
I’M GOING TO DO A STEVE JOBS, JOB ON YOU!
I’M GOING TO BANG SOME 2 YEAR OLDS
AND MAKE THEM STILL BORN BABIES,
JUST LIKE I DID PHAROAH!


THE HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER
ON THE ATTACK!
STOWAWAY!
IT’S HAMMER TIME!
Somebody handling white cellophane white plastic bag saying: This was by the driveway!
A REUTERS MISTAKE!
THEY CHECKED EVERYTHING OUT AND FOUND OUT EVERYTHING WAS TRUE!

THEY’RE GONNA NEED PRESS BADGES TO GET NEAR THIS HOUSE!
STREETS WILL BE BLOCKED OFF!
YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO GET IN AND OUT EASILY!

MASS CONFUSION!
A NIGHTMARE!
WONDERING WHO WILL BE NEXT!
ROUND AND ROUND WE GO!
Somebody threw loafer, white trim, cotton, gym shoe, without shoe strings, bounced right back at the person who threw it!
Not violently, just bounced back!


CHUCKY SCHUMAKER!
A TERRIFIED CONGRESS!


THEY WILL GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS FOR AN INTERVIEW!
SCOTTSDALE ARIZONA!
PEOPLE WILL GET ON THEIR KNEES TO YOU AS YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET!

BIG HEADLINE!
I’M PUTTING YOU NOTICE, SHAME IS ON THE WAY, MUCH SHAME, FBI!
SAID THE LORD!

A COLORADO APPEAL!
YOU’RE GOING TO APPEAL BEING STRIPPED OF YOUR POWER AND APPEAL! BUT NO ONE IS GOING TO LISTEN!
WHY WOULD THEY, THEY DON’T WANT TO BE KILLED EITHER!
I’M A VICIOUS GOD!
NOW WE’RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE!
PUT YOUR GLASSES ON, I’M GOING TO BLIND YOU WITH MY NEXT FEAT!
I ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I’M DOING! I’M NOT A FOOL LIKE YOU!
YOU DID A STUPID TRADE-OFF!
YOUR LIFE FOR THE CHARGES!


ENOUGH OF THIS, SAID THE LORD, I’M GOING HAMBURGER HEAD!

YOU’RE GOING TO SIT AND BEG THE NEWS TO STOP PLAYING IT!
WEAR YOUR BOW TIE!
VISION Tall man, blur, 6-7, riding by DOWN THE STREET with a bike, 10 speed, I don’t know where it was!
THEY’RE GOING TO CALL YOUR HOUSE, THE HOUSE OF DEATH!
SOME PEOPLE WILL BE AFRAID TO EVEN RIDE BY IT!
THIS MAN WAS AFRAID THAT IF HE RODE BY IN A CAR, THAT HE MIGHT DIE!

FEAR WILL BE UPON THE WHOLE NATION!
THE LORD JESUS CHRIST HAS RETURNED!
THE DICTATORSHIP IS OVER!
PLURAL!

I’M GOING TO CRACK BOTH ARMS OF THE FBI!
I’M GOING TO CRACK IT COMPLETELY IN HALF, SAID THE LORD,
AND MAKE THEM SCREAM IN PAIN!

SENATOR TROOP!
SENATOR GRASSLEY!
SENATOR SHUMAKER!
Number 3 in mid air!

DEATH A MILE LONG!
VERY GOOD NEWS!
POLITICAL!

ARMY OF ANTS!
THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE TO ME!
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!
YOU AND YOUR ASSASSINS!
IF AARON DIES, HE’S WITH ME, YOU FOOL!

WHICH BUTTON AM I GOING TO PUSH NEXT!
I’M GOING TO PAINT THE BIRD!
AIR FORCE ONE!
I’M GOING TO PAINT IT BLOOD RED!
FBI AND DOJ
I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DON’T RESPOND!
A CHOO CHOO TRAIN OF TRAFFIC!
I’M GOING TO FOLLOW UP WITH YOUR PLANE OF SMOKE!

A SOMBRERO ATTITUDE (A WESTERN DOOM WHISTLE)
I’M GOING TO BLACKEN THE SUN!
AND YOU WON’T NEED A HAT
I’M ON THE GALLOP
THE PALE HORSE RIDER FOLLOWED BY
3 MORE!