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0000 VISION OF A VERY VIOLENT TRUCK VS CAR CRASH! HEAR ME FBI! THUS SAITH THE LORD! THIS IS WHAT I’M GOING TO DO TO YOU! AND TO ANYONE THAT COMES AFTER HIM, (AARON) ESPECIALLY FROM THE DOJ! I’M GOING TO SMASH YOU, AND THE WITNESSES! VIOLENTLY, AND YOUR KIDS! YOU’RE ABOUT TO MEET MY FISTS! 200 TIMES OF THE DAY! JUST LIKE I DID IN THE BAY MARRIED LGBT COUPLE THAT MET MY FIST!

TO ANYONE THAT COMES AFTER HIM, (AARON) ESPECIALLY FROM THE DOJ! I’M GOING TO MAKE SOUP OUT OF BRAINS!

HOPE WOOD!!!

VISION I SEE SOME BLACK GUY WALKING UP TO THE CAR!
HE GOT LIKE ONE OF THESE HEADDRESSES, LIKE, HEADDRESSES LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE A THUG WITH A SCARF ON, BLACK RIM GLASSES, BLACK GUY!

HE COMES UP TO THE CAR, SAYS I’M JUST OBSERVING, WITH ANOTHER GUY RIGHT THERE STANDING BY AND SAYING WHAT’S GOING ON!
AND THE GUY SAYS, THE WHITE GUY SAID, WE GOT AN ARREST WARRANT FOR MR! PRICE!
AND HERE’S SOMEBODY SAYING, “HOT DOG,” LIKE THEY’RE CHEERING THEM ON!

SO ANOTHER CAR, TRUCK COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND RAM THE WHITE MAN RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THIS CAR I MEAN, VIOLENTLY! VERY VIOLENTLY! I MEAN, JUST VIOLENTLY RAM HIS MIDSECTION RIGHT INTO THE CAR! SMASHING BOTH OF THEM, THE TRUCK AND THE CAR SMASHED UP! I MEAN, VIOLENTLY BAD!

HEAR ME FBI SAITH THE LORD! THIS IS WHAT I’M GOING TO DO TO YOU AND TO ANYONE THAT COMES AFTER HIM, (AARON) ESPECIALLY FROM THE DOJ!
I’M GOING TO SMASH YOU, AND THE WITNESSES!
VIOLENTLY, AND YOUR KIDS!
I’M GOING TO DO A LINDA MENSCH STYLE! TIMES A MILLION! CRIPPLE YOUR CHILDREN FOR LIFE YOU AND YOUR NEXT KIN,
CALL IT DOUBLE JEOPARDY
A SMORGASBORD OF FEAR AND MANGLEMENT!

YOU’RE ABOUT TO MEET MY FISTS! 200 TIMES OF THE DAY JUST LIKE I DID IN THE BAY MARRIED COUPLE THAT MET MY FIST!

SCOOBY SCOOBY DOO, I’M GONNA THROW SOME OF YOU ALL IN THE RIVER TOO!
AND HAVE YOU BOB FOR APPLES!