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THE LORD SAID, DEVASTATING NEWS TURNED SIDEWAYS! I’VE PULLED THEIR FANGS! THERE EGYPTIAN TROUBLE IS JUST BEGINNING!

VISION I SEE DECORATED BIRTHDAY CAKE DECORATED CAKE, SEE SCISSORS WITH RED HANDLES STICKING OUT OF THE CAKE SIDEWAYS ON THE EDGE LITTLE

THE LORD SAID, DEVASTATING NEWS TURNED SIDEWAYS! I’VE PULLED THEIR FANGS! THERE EGYPTIAN TROUBLE IS JUST BEGINNING!

A WALRUS IS UPON YOU SAID THE LORD I’M GOING TO SPREAD YOUR WINGS SO YOU CAN FLY UP AND BACK DOWN AND CRASH INTO THE GROUND! THE WALDORF HISTORIAN! THINK A BREAK NO I’M NOT GIVING YOU A BREAK! I NEVER TIRED SAITH THE LORD! I’M GOING TO DO A RUSH TO JUDGMENT JUST LIKE YOU DID ON AARON!

A SPLENDID PLAYLIST! A HAMMER TOO! THE BOAT IS TOO CROWDED LET’S TAKE IT DOWN! THE WOLF IS UPON YOU!

THE STARE STEPS STAIRCASE ALL THE WAY UP TO BIDEN! I’M GOING TO TEAR YOUR DREAMS APART ONE BY ONE AND TELEPHONE POLE BY TELEPHONE POLE! I’M MOVING AT BREAKNECK SPEED ALL THE LINES ARE DOWN THERE JAM PACKED! CHECKING ON THEIR RELATIVES! I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU COUGH UP BLOOD MUCH BLOOD SAITH THE LORD!

SPANISH FLY AGAIN AND FOREIGNERS WITH NO NOSE AND NO TEETH MUM’S THE WORD THEY’LL GOING TO USE A CHEAT SHEET! YOU WOULDN’T LISTEN TO ME BUT THEN YOU WILL LISTEN TO THEM!

IT’S GOING TO BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHAPTERS!
I’M GOING TO BLANKET THE NEWS DAY WITH YOUR HORROR! I’M GOING TO PLAY FAVORITES JUST LIKE YOU DO DOJ!

SPILL THE BLOOD ON THE PLATTER, SPILL THE BLOOD ON THE TABLE WATCH THEM ALL FALL DOWN THE CARDS I’M GOING TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE I’M GOING TO MAKE THE WOMEN TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF! THEN I’M GOING TO PULL OUT A BEAR, A RUSSIAN TOWNSHIP WILL BLOW YOU AWAY AND CANCER DIPPY IT’S HERE TO STAY! I’M GOING TO WATCH THE NOODLES AND SING HAPPY YOU DOODLE DEEE FREE AT LAST FOR YOUR LAST LET’S RUN FROM THE GOD ALMIGHTY!

BREAK NEXT SPEED, AND REITERATE BREAK NEXT SPEED! I’M GOING TO FLOAT THE TORTILLA AND THE RAMS HEAD AGAIN I’M GOING TO BREAK BOTH OF YOUR HEARTS FOR IGNORING ME! ZENDAYA’S TIMES TWO I’M GOING TO CANCEL YOUR BRETHREN IN THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE OF GLOWING DREAM!
I’M GOING TO SMASH MOUTH THE BRETHREN I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU ARGUE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HIGHWAY THEN I’M GOING TO RUN YOU OVER, MY WAY! AN EPIPHANY YOU STILL HAVEN’T SEEN THE LIGHT! THE CARGO OF TERROR I’M GOING TO BRING IT TO LIGHT! WHAT HAPPENED THEY WILL SAY AND WHAT WENT WRONG! HE WAS SPEEDY GONZALEZ! A CRYSTAL CLEAR CHAPTER OF A TERROR YOU NEEDED IT YOU FORGOT!

THE GOD ALMIGHTY IS UNDEFEATED! I’M GOING TO BLAST THE NEWS THREW YOUR NOSTRILS I’M GOING TO CHOKE YOU UP WITH YOU TEARS! I’M NOT GOING TO LET IT SLIDE BUT I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A LANDSLIDE RIGHT DOWN THE RIVER TWO BY TWO! A SHARK AWAITS TO EAT YOU!

THIS IS A DASHBOARD CRIME! YOU DIDN’T WANT TO MAKE PEACE WITH AARON! LIKE A BULL NO CHARGES WE WILL DROP! STEP BY STEP YOUR PALIMONY IS CLEARED!

I HEAR THE FBI AGENT AND A FEMALE AGENT YELLING OH MY GOD AS TERROR STRIKES STRAIGHT THROUGH HER HEART! SHE WAS BOLDER THAN A BISON! BUT I’M GOING TO MAKE HER HEART STOP AND START, AND FLOOD IT UNTIL SHE CRIES A FLOOD OF TEARS! YOU ARE GOING TO LEARN TO FEAR ME SAITH THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! I’M A POWERFUL GOD ALMIGHTY AND OMNIPOTENT !

I’M GONNA DRAG THAT SMILE YOU ONCE HAD STRAIGHT ACROSS THE CONCRETE, A GREEK DINNER FOR THE BIRDS! VISION I SEE SOMEBODY RIGHT IN THE TRICYCLE PART OF THE SIDEWALK THEN IT TURNS INTO A BIKE!

FOLLOW ME SAY THE LORD YOUR BOSSES WILL LEAD YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL! A BURNING HELL WITH FIRE! JUNIOR IS KILLING THEM! MY TEMPERATURE IS HOT!

YOU’RE TRYING TO STUDY HOW TO DEFEAT ME, A BASKET FULL OF FOOLS AND THEIR EVIL DEEDS!

YOU WILL NOT BE JUDGED!