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00000 MAY 5TH – TELL GENERAL AUSTIN YOUR A GIRL!, I’M COMING BACK AGAIN! SINCE HE DECIDED NOT TO STAND UP, I’M GOING TO MAKE HIM STAND DOWN! A RECKLESS HOMICIDE! A LEAF FALLING TO THE GROUND! (LEAF IS A MILITARY BADGE) A DESERT MISHAP, AND THEY ALL FALL DOWN! ON FEB 24TH, 11:25AM, THE LORD SAID GENERAL AUSTIN, YOU’RE A GIRL! I’M GOING TO REMOVE YOUR TESTICLES, ALSO! BECAUSE YOU WOULD NOT REMOVE THE CHARGES!

[May 5, 2024]
I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A JACUZZI BATH!
A NICORETTE, CIGARETTE!
AND NICOTINE!
I’M GOING TO DOUSE YOU IN GASOLINE!
ALL FOR DEFYING ME!
A RECKLESS HOMICIDE!
A leaf falling to the ground!


A DESERT MISHAP AND THEY ALL FALL DOWN!
Military truck, tarp over it!


TELL GENERAL AUSTIN, I’M COMING BACK AGAIN!
SINCE HE DECIDED NOT TO STAND UP, I’M GOING TO MAKE HIM STAND DOWN!

I’M IN THE MARINE CORPS, AT YOUR BECK AND CALL!
YOUR CABINET HAS REACHED A CONCLUSION ABOUT ME!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU PROVE IT!
AN UNEXPECTED SOLICITATION!
A STRIKE FORCE LIKE NO OTHER!
I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF!
I’M GOING TO BLOW THEM RIGHT OFF YOUR FEET!
RIGHT WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD PEACE!