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SPEAKER JOHNSON! A TERRIBLE BETRAYAL! THUS SAITH THE LORD! I’M GOING TO WIPE YOU UP LIKE A MAT ON THE FLOOR! UKRAINE FUNDING GALORE! I’M GOING TO TREAT YOU LIKE A MATCHSTICK THAT KILLED MY MOTHER! WHERE HAVE YOU HID MY CHRISTIANS IN UKRAINE! I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY ZELENSKY, I’M GOING TO FRY YOUR BRAIN!

I’M GOING TO WIPE YOU UP LIKE A MAT ON THE FLOOR!
UKRAINE FUNDING GALORE!
I’M GOING TO TREAT YOU LIKE A MATCHSTICK THAT KILLED MY MOTHER!
WHERE HAVE YOU HID MY CHRISTIANS IN UKRAINE!

I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY ZELENSKY, I’M GOING TO FRY YOUR BRAIN!
Somebody YELLED: That’s blackmailed!
I AM THE MAIL! SAITH THE LORD!!
SPECIAL DELIVERY TO BOTH OF YOUR EYES!
I’M GOING TO BURN YOUR EYE SOCKETS OUT!
I’M GOING TO HAVE A PASSION FOR FRUIT!
ROTTEN FRUIT!

I’M GOING TO PUSH THE ENVELOPE!
AND MAKE THE SCAR TISSUE SHOW!
INDICTED, INDICTMENT!
I’M GOING TO MAKE THE BLOOD FLOW!
BOTH COINS OF CONGRESS SAID THE LORD!
2 COINS OF THE SAME COLOR!
A DISASTER IN THE MAKING!
I’M GOING TO BECOME THE SPEAKER OF YOUR HOUSE, WHETHER YOU WANT ME TO OR NOT!
HAKEEM JEFFRIES WILL BE NO MORE!
SPEAKER JOHNSON!
A TERRIBLE BETRAYAL!

UKRAINE FUNDING GALORE!