SATAN MUST FALL!
WHERE’S YOUR PRIDE NOW?
I’M GONNA LAY YOU OUT LIKE THE ABC CHILDREN!
EXCEPT YOU’RE GONNA BE ON THE FLOOR! I’M GONNA DO IT WORSE, SAY THE LORD!
YOU THOUGHT I WAS BLUFFING!
NOBODY WANTED TO STAND DOWN!
NOW I’M GONNA THROW YOU DOWN!
GENERAL AUSTIN STYLE!
BUT WORSE, MUCH, MUCH WORSE!
HERE COMES THE ADDRESS! I SEE A BEAST! A COLLAR! ROAMING IN SOME HIGH GRASS FIELD SEEMS STALKING AND HEADING TO SOME KIND OF WOODEN SHACK IN THE WOODS! IT COULD BE AN AGENT OR SOMEBODY HIDING IN THE SHACK! THE LORD SAID ITS GOVERNMENT!
VISION SEE THIS SOMEBODY’S SKIN LOOKS LIKE A WHITE PERSON’S SKIN AND I LOOK AT IT! I’M LOOKING AT IT LIKE A 3 INCH BY 3 INCH SEGMENT OF THEIR SKIN AND IT’S GOT THESE LITTLE BITTY BUMPS THAT LOOK LIKE HEAT BUMPS SAY ABOUT MAYBE EIGHT OR TEN OF THEM IN THIS AREA!
VISION AS I KEEP LOOKING AT IT, AND THESE WHITE-LIKE CAULIFLOWER PUFFS BEGIN TO– LIKE THREE OR FOUR BEGIN TO PUFF AROUND SOME OF THE HEAT BUMPS RIGHT ON THE SIDE! IT’L BE LIKE A LITTLE BITTY CAULIFLOWER FLOWER! AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE CAULIFLOWER IS BIGGER THAN THE ORIGINAL HEAT BUMPS!
AND AS I KEPT LOOKING AT IT, IT SEEMED LIKE THESE SPIKES OF SPORES, STRAIGHT UP SPIKES, STARTED PEERING UP AROUND THE CAULIFLOWER ON THE SKIN!
YEAH, I HEARD THE LORD SAY! JUST NOW! THEY THOUGHT I WAS MAKING A HOLLOW THREAT! IT’S GOING TO CONSUME THEM!
A PLASTIC DOLL!
LET’S SEE WHO’S GOD NOW!
FBI, DOJ, AND EVERYBODY THAT WANTS TO PLAY!
A HEAVY DOSE OF REALITY IS COMING
SPORES AND SPASMS!
I’M GONNA TERRORIZE YOU, SAID THE LORD EVERYONE ONE OF YOU!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD WITH A GIFT FOR YOU!
YOU TRIED TO TERRORIZE MY SERVANT! NOW I’M GONNA TERRORIZE YOU!
A MILLION FOLD
BUCKAROO AND BOB
MY FAVORITE PLAGUE IS HERE
SEE A GIANT THUMBS UP!
BUT IT LOOKS ALMOST LIKE A PAPER CUTOUT! A CARDBOARD CUTOUT!
THE LESION IS CANCER! I WANT TO START WITH YOUR 2 CHILDREN! THEN I’M GOING TO WORK MY WAY UP TO EVERYONE!
I’M HIGHLY MISUNDERSTOOD BY THIS NATION!
YOU CAN’T IMAGINE HOW ANGRY I CAN GET! YOU’RE GOING TO WISH YOU HAD TO DROPPED THE CHARGES AND WALKED OFF ON THE JOB! “YOUR CASE AGAINST ME IS HOPELESS,” SAID THE LORD!
THE ANGEL! THE ANGLE! TIMES A MILLION!
WHERE’S YOUR PRIDE NOW?
I’M GONNA LAY YOU OUT LIKE THE ABC CHILDREN!
EXCEPT YOU’RE GONNA BE ON THE FLOOR! I’M GONNA DO IT WORSE, SAY THE LORD!
YOU THOUGHT I WAS BLUFFING!
NOBODY WANTED TO STAND DOWN!
NOW I’M GONNA THROW YOU DOWN!
GENERAL AUSTIN STYLE!
BUT WORSE, MUCH, MUCH WORSE!
THAT’S THE ALLIGATOR BITING ON SOMETHING
I’M GONNA HAVE THE SAME ALLIGATOR BITE ON YOU
YOU LAUGHED AT AARON, BUT I’M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW IT FEELS!
IMPLANTS!
YOU’RE GONNA IMPLANT YOUR WHOLE ARM AND LEGS
I’M GONNA TAKE BOTH OF THEM
AND SHOW YOU WHY YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE MOCKED AARON!
YOU MOCKED AARON! YOU MOCKED ME TOO!
I FEEL EVERY BIT OF HIS PAIN!
SEE A VISION OF THIS ROAD RUNNER! I’M LOOKING FROM BEHIND AT HIS HEAD! AND HIS EARS ARE STANDING UP ALMOST 12 INCHES! 13 INCHES
YOU HURT ME, I WILL HURT YOU!
LET’S SEE WHO CAN HURT THE MOST
HORRIFIC!
IOWA
I’M GOING TO GASH THAT HEAD IN,
AND SCALD YOU WITH AN IRON!
PEOPLE DOWN!
I HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING, REMEMBER THE LORD SAID!
SOUNDS LIKE IT’S A STAUNCH GANG LEADER!
HE WAS A STAUNCH NON-BELIEVER!
WELL, IT USED TO BE! LET’S SEE WHAT HAPPENED!
THE STAUNCH GANGSTA, THAT’S WHAT HE WAS!
BORN AND BRED INTO IT!
STAUNCHER THAN THE FBI UNTIL GOD TERRORIZED HIS FAMILY!
FOR SAYING THEY GONNA KILL ME!
THERE’S SOMEBODY DOWN THERE (AND AGENT) ON THEIR END SAYING “THAT’S ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT” (SPEAKING OF ME SAYING THUS SAITH THE LORD)!
HORSEPLAY!
A HALLOWEEN MASK
I’M GONNA SCARE YOU TO DEATH, MR! SMART-ALECK!
YOU, YOUR CHILDREN, AND YOUR NEXT-TO-KIN AND ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS!
I’M COMING ESPECIALLY FOR YOU! WITH THE CANCER I JUST SAID!
IT’S GONNA BE ME AND YOU ONE-ON-ONE! SCARFACE AND SCAR TISSUE
I’M GONNA BUNDLE YOU UP IN A BUNDLE OF FEAR! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
I HEAR A DOCTOR SAYING, “TECHNICALLY, YOU DON’T HAVE CANCER, BUT IT’S JUST AS BAD OR WORSE!
I’M GONNA MAKE THE MAIDEN FLY!
THEY’RE GOING TO ATTACK YOUR OPEN WOUNDS!
AND YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO SHOO THEM OFF!
I’M GOING TO BEDAZZLE YOU WITH PAIN
I’M GOING TO SCRATCH YOUR FACE AS A MAN SCRATCHES THE GUITAR!
I’M GONNA SCRATCH IT ALL UP AND DOWN
SINCE YOU DID LIKE THE GUITAR PLAYING, I’M GOING TO MAR YOUR FACE UP WITH IT!
SEE A BOWLING ALLEY I HEAR THE PINS GETTING KNOCKED DOWN AND THERE’S ONE PIN LEFT!
I HEAR THE LORD SAY STRIKE TWO!
STRIKE 3 IS A HOLOCAUST!
I HEAR EVERY THOUGHT AND EVERY WORD!
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW!
BUT YOU’RE A WILLING FOOL,
LET’S GET CONNECTED!
A SCHILLER PARK EXAM!
I DO HAVE A MONSTER! HIS NAME IS SHAZAM!
VISION I SEE SOMEONE FACING ME FROM THE GOVERNMENT (OR A HENCHMAN) ! SOMEBODY DOWN IN A PECULIAR UNIFORM, SOME KIND OF STRANGE LOOKING UNIFORM, PULLED BACK THEIR HAND WAY BACK LIKE THEY WERE GOING TO HIT US WITH SOMETHING!
AND GOD VIOLENTLY STRUCK OUT OF THE AIR, MIDAIR, OUT OF NOWHERE, STRUCK THEM AND KNOCKED THEM BACK VIOLENTLY.
GAZA STRIP
I GOTTA TAKE THEM TO SCHOOL ONCE AGAIN!
THE FBI NEVER LEARNS!
THE STUPID GROUP!
A BURNING HOUSE IN HELL!
I’M GONNA TAKE THEIR WHOLE HOUSEHOLD TO HELL!
AND SHOW YOU WHAT IT’S LIKE TO DEFY ME, SAID THE LORD!
YOU TERRORIZED AARON, CHRISTIANS AND OTHERS! NOW I’M GOING TO TERRORIZE YOU! THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!
THELMA WAS ANOTHER SMART ALECK
I’M GOING TO PUT THEM TOGETHER SIDE BY SIDE!
