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Russia to hold nuclear drills following ‘threats’ from West! APRIL 17! THUS SAITH THE LORD! TACTICAL NUCLEAR WEAPON! RAIN DEAD IN A FOREST OF RADIATION! MOVEMENT! THE U.S. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT VS THE GOD ALMIGHTY! THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SMARTER THAN ME, UNTIL I KILLED THEM ALL!

TACTICAL NUCLEAR WEAPON!
RAIN DEAD IN A FOREST OF RADIATION!
MOVEMENT!


A TACTICAL STUNT TEAM!
A GROSS MISERROR!
THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SMART,
UNTIL I KILLED THEM ALL!

SHE JUST CLOSED THE DOOR TO THE FUNERAL, THEN THIS ONE CAME!
I’M GOING TO DO IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
THEN I’M GOING TO START IT UP AGAIN
A HEARTLESS GOD!
A HEARTLESS GOD!
A HEARTLESS GOD!
GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!
I’M GOING TO PUSH YOUR ELECTION RESULTS RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROATS
AN AFGHAN FIRE!
A TACTICAL MISSILE
FEW AND FAR BETWEEN, BUT I’M GOING TO BLESS IT, SAID THE LORD,
AND SHOW YOU I MEAN WHAT I MEAN!


TRILLIONS OF ANGELS ON THIS STRIKE FORCE!
YOU THINK I’M GOING TO ABANDON MY PROPHETS, YOU FOOLS!
TELEPHONE HOME, YOUR LOVE ONES!
A FRIGHTENING THING HAS HAPPENED AT HOME!
I’M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW SKILLFUL I CAN BE!
A TACTICAL WEAPON CAME ALIVE
AND MANY ARE DEAD
!
YOUR STAKEHOLDERS
I’M GONNA LINE THE PATHWAY WITH DEAD BODIES!
DONT TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT, SAID THE LORD, YOU CAN’T!
YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE I’M AT OR WHERE I’M COMING FROM, AND IF YOU DID, YOU STILL COULDN’T STOP ME!
THAT’S HOW BAD I AM, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF
WHEN I RAPE YOU GANGSTER STYLE!
FRIENDLY FIRE!
YOUR BLOODY NOSE!
YOUR PLANE DRIPPING WITH BLOOD, AND THE CAR WRECKS GALORE!
BARRY BONDS!