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00000 I’M GOING TO CUT OFF HANDS AND FEET! AND APPLY MY CHAINSAW TOO! SAITH THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!

April 15

I’M GOING TO CUT OFF HANDS AND FEET! AND APPLY MY CHAINSAW TOO!

SEE THIS BALL IN SOMEBODY’S HANDS AND I SEE GOD CUT OFF THEIR WRIST AND THE BALL FALLS OUT OF THEIR HAND!
I’M GOING TO BREAK YOUR WRIST SARAH FOR CHALLENGING ME

APRIL 23

ANOTHER MONTH TERROR
YOU’RE GONNA GIVE YOU SOME GOLD SNEAKERS

AND APPLY MY CHAINSAW TOO!

I’M GOING TO CUT OFF BOTH FEET
AND I’M NOT GONNA DISCRIMINATE! I SEE SOMEBODY (AN AGENT) TELLING CONGRESS! HE MAKES THESE WILD SAYINGS, HE SAYS, ARE TOTALLY FROM THE LORD JESUS CHRIST! AND THEY COME TRUE! SOMETIMES HOURS, OR MINUTES AFTER HE SAYS THEM! THEY CAN’T BE COMING FROM HIM! BECAUSE HE’S JUST SITTING THERE! AND WE’RE WATCHING HIM RIGHT ON HIS PHONE! WE ARE SCARED SHITLESS! AND LITERALLY PEEING ON OUR PANTS! WER’E TRYING TO KILL HIM! BUT HIS GOD SAY’S HE WILL KILL 2 TO 4 MILLION IF WE DO AND START A NUCLEAR WAR! HIS GOD SAYS THIS IS BECAUSE WE DID’NT OBEY HIM AND DROP THE CHARGES, AND GIVE REPARATIONS, AND DO OTHER THINGS FOR CALLING HIM (JESUS CHRIST) A NIGGER, SPITTING IN HIS FACE, AND TRYING TO KILL HIM FOR SAYING THUS SAITH THE LORD, FOR COMING AGAINST HIS CHILD! IT MAY BE TO LATE! HIS GOD SAYS HE’S BONE OF MY BONE AND FLESH OF MY FLESH! AND THAT HE HAS MANY CHILDREN LIKE THIS ALL OVER THE WORLD!

THIS POWER CAN COME FROM A MAN, DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND!

MARCH 11
I’M MAD AS HELL, SAID THE LORD!
THE HELL BENEATH YOUR FEET, NOT MAN’S HELL!
THAT HELL AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, THAT I’M GONNA DRAG YOU TO!
YOU COWARD!
YOU BREACHED MY PEACE!