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THUS SAITH THE LORD! (APRIL 27TH!) A CHARISMATIC DICTATOR IS DEAD! AND FOR THOSE THAT DON’T LISTEN I’M KILLING EVERYWHERE! FOREIGN COUNTRIES ALIKE! KILL MY 300 WARRIORS IF YOU CAN! I’M GOING TO VIOLENTLY MAKE YOU STAND UP AND LISTEN! LET’S GET THESE STORIES OUT, 1 BY 1! DEATHS AND A MAGNITUDE OF 9 AND 10! (9 DEAD IN THE HELECOPTER CRASH!) A RICHTER SCALE DEATH!

I’M GOING TO VIOLENTLY MAKE YOU STAND UP AND LISTEN! A TERROR BEYOND BELIEF, SAID THE LORD! VISION! A HELICOPTER GOING STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR LIKE A ROCKET! AND THEN IT COMES DOWN!

A CHARISMATIC DICTATOR IS DEAD!

LET’S GET THESE STORIES OUT, 1 BY 1!
DEATHS AND A MAGNITUDE OF
9 AND 10!
(9 DEAD IN THE HELECOPTER CRASH!)
A RICHTER SCALE DEATH!

I DREW A RED BLOODLINE ALL OVER YOUR FOREHEAD DOCUMENTARY STYLE! I’M GOING TO PUT YOU IN MANY DOCUMENTARIES, I’M GONNA DOCUMENT YOUR PAIN, SAID THE LORD! AND YOUR BLOOD SACRIFICE! 547AM
AND FOR THOSE THAT DON’T LISTEN I’M KILLING EVERYWHERE!
FOREIGN COUNTRIES ALIKE! KILL MY 300 WARRIORS IF YOU CAN!

SURPRISE SURPRISE YOU AIN’T FIGHTING AGAINST AARON NO MORE! A STUNNING DEVELOPMENT, A PAGE TWO CRIME! CONTINUE FROM PAGE ONE, A BIG DISASTER, SAID THE LORD, A HAUNTING VILLAGE!

A CHARISMATIC DICTATOR IS DEAD! THE LORD SAID THEY CAN LIVE FOREVER! JUST LIKE AARON AND SOME WITH MORE POWER. A FLAT TOP LADY, I SEE THIS BEING WITH HIS FANGS OUT THE LORD SAID BEFORE I KILL! I’M GONNA SWALLOW YOU UP IN A FLOOD!
GANGSTER STYLE!

AND I’M GONNA SAY REMEMBER ME! YOU THOUGHT I WAS LOST IN SPACE LIKE A MAN ON A FAR AWAY TRIP! THAT’S HOW YOU ACTING! LIKE I WASN’T COMING BACK!

A STEEP SKI SLOPE.
A SHARP DECLINE.
DOWN THE MOUNTAIN THEY GO! (MOUNTAIN CRASH)!

I BROTHER AND I ARE DEAD, AND AARON IS NOWHERE NEAR.
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE IT’S ME TALKING, SAID THE LORD.
I’M GOING TO PUT YOUR RABBIS TO SHAME FOR LYING.
TRUMP SCHOOL
AGENTS DOWN, AGENTS DOWN, AND IT’S A MESS.
BIDEN’S PLANE, RIPPED TO SHREDS! FOOLS, THINK THEY CAN KILL AARON AND STOP IT!

MAY 13, 2024]
A DISTRESS CALL, SAID THE LORD, MAY DAY! MAY DAY!
I’M COMING WITH A 2 FOR 1 SPECIAL!
3 CRIES FOR HELP!
SKELETON, SKELETON TEETH, HEAD ON A STICK OR POLE, ON POWER LINES, STICKING UP FROM GARAGE OR A HOUSE!
BUT IT’S RIGHT NEAR THE POWER LINES UP IN THE AIR!
YOU MAKE ME ANGRY, SAID THE LORD, AND I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY POWER!
I’M GOING TO GALVANIZE A TUNE!
SONG: THIS IS IT!
SONG: THIS IS IT! MAKE NO MISTAKE WHO YOU ARE, YOUR WAITING IS OVER!
A TERROR BEYOND BELIEF, SAID THE LORD!
HELICOPTER GOING STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR LIKE A ROCKET! AND THEN IT COMES DOWN!
LADY RUNNING IN BETWEEN MRS MAY’S HOUSE AND OUR WENTWORTH HOUSE, IN BETWEEN YARDS, NO FENCE, CLOWN STRIPED PANTS, REGULAR T-SHIRT, WAVING HER ARMS FRANTICALLY!
I’M GOING TO SPLIT THE BABY! (2 IMPORTANT LEADERS MAY BE DEAD)!
BUT I DON’T HAVE A CONSCIENCE, SAID THE LORD!
THERE’S MY WAY AND THE NO CONSCIENCE WAY!
THERE IS NO IFS ANDS OR BUTTS ABOUT IT, SAID THE LORD!
THAT’S WHAT THE FBI DON’T UNDERSTAND, SAID THE LORD, BUT I’M GOING TO MAKE THEM SEE IT CLEARLY!

[MAY 8, 2024]
I’M GOING TO TERRORIZE YOU BEYOND BELIEF!
I’M SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST!
TELL MERRICK GARLAND WHAT I SAID!
TELL CHRISTOPHER WRAY, I’M ON MY WAY!
NO ONE CAN STOP ME, NOT EVEN AARON!

A POOL OF DUST YOU WILL BE SHARING!
HAND OF GOD, THUMBS UP, OPEN HIS HAND, DROP SOMETHING OUT OF MID AIR!
I’M GOING TO SPOIL YOUR CROPS AND DAMAGE YOUR BRAINS!
THE BRAINS OF THE OPERATION AT THE FBI!
THOSE THAT THOUGHT THEY WERE SMART
UNTIL THEY RAN UP AGAINST ME!
A HELICOPTER!
I’M GOING TO BRING IT DOWN, MANY OF THEM, I’M GOING TO CRUSH IN THE GROUND!

I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A NICOTINE FIT AND MAKE YOU VERY NERVOUS!
MAKE YOU GET ON A PLANE AND TAKE IT DOWN!
YOU WILL BOAST NO MORE, SAID THE LORD!
I HATE A PROUD LOOK!
YOUR SUNGLASSES WILL BE YOUR DOOM BECAUSE IT BLINDED YOU!
I AM THE ALMIGHTY GOD AND VENGEANCE IS MINE!
PRACTICE YOUR SWAT DRILLS AGAIN AGAIN BUT REMEMBER I ALWAYS WIN!
I’M GOING TO STAMP OUT YOUR SWAT TEAM, AND MAKE THEM AFRAID TO PICK UP A GUN!
I’M GOING TO SLIT YOUR THROAT WHILE YOU POINT IT AT SOMEONE!
I’M GOING TO SHOOT YOU
WITH A MISSLE, SAID THE LORD!
A MISSLE FROM HEAVEN, SAID THE LORD,
AND I NEVER MISS,
EVER!
CANCER!

[MAY 18! 2024]
A MILITARY DESSERT
A HARSH ONE AT THAT!
WE GOT NONE OF THIS INFORMATION, AND VERY SCARCEFUL!
YES, BUT YOU DIDN’T TELL US IT WAS ALL TRUE, EVERY BIT OF IT!
YOU LET US WATCH THE DEAD BODIES PILE UP!
LIKE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OR SOMETHING!

A FORTUNE TELLER COULD NOT HAVE PREDICTED THIS, AND YOU KNOW IT!
A BRIDGE SLICED IN HALF, WITH STUNNING ACCURACY!
HELICOPTERS AND MILITARY JETS DOWN!

SHAME ON YOU FBI, I WISH I COULD KILL YOU MYSELF!
I’M READY TO THROW UP ON YOU!
300 MILLION, THAT’S NOTHING!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US! (THE PENTAGON MAY BE TALKING)
1 PLANE IS WORTH 300 MILLION!
A ROCKET SHIP!
DID YOU COUNT THE DEAD BODIES, OR JUST THE COST OF THE AIRCRAFT!
A STUNNING DEVELOPMENT!

GEORGE SOROS IS DEAD!
VIOLENCE!
BRACE FOR BREAKING NEWS!
MADAM COURIER/CARRIER?
LET’S BACK CHANNEL AND APOLOGIZE!
WE’VE HAD OUR HEARTS TORN OUT ENOUGH!
FUTURE TENSE INCLUDED!
THE BIGGEST CRIME OF THE CENTURY
OUR STAUNCHEST HERO, WE FIND OUT, IS A MADMAN!
VETERAN!
LAY DEAD IN THE STREET!

May 8, 2024]
TELL YOUR MASTERS I’M ALREADY IN THEIR ROOM!
AND IN THE ROOM OF THEIR CHILDREN AND NEXT OF KIN!
I’M GOING TO START AT THE TOP AND WORK MY WAY DOWN AGAIN!
DON’T FORGET TO BLASPHEME MY NAME AGAIN, SO I CAN SAY, I CAN SAY I TOLD YOU SO!1
WE’RE GOING TO PLAY CHECKERS, SAID THE LORD!
AND I’M GOING TO HAVE ALL THE STACKS ON MY SIDE!
A CRUSHING DEFEAT YOU WILL HAVE, LITERALLY, SAID THE LORD!
THERE ARE NO SURVIVORS!
IN HELL YOU WILL REST YOUR HEADS!
YOU HAVE A VOICE, USE IT, AND TELL THE PRESS WHAT I SAID!
TELL THEM ABOUT ALL MY DEATHS, SAID THE LORD, OR I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST, MORE AND MORE!
I’M JUDGING THE WHOLE WORLD,

BUT I’M STARTING WITH YOU!
REVENGE IS MY TITLE, AND MY MIDDLE NAME!
SPIT IT OUT IMMEDIATELY, SAID THE LORD!

I’M GOING TO GET THE OFFICE TAPE OUT, AND THE GLUE ALSO!
I’M GOING TO SEND YOU TO A TOWN HALL DEATH!
IT WILL BE VERY GRUESOME!
LISTEN TO ME!!!

May 8, 2024]
I’M GOING TO MAKE THEM DONATE THEIR TIME TO YOU, IT WILL BE SO BAD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE IT IRONCLAD!
I’M GOING TO STUMP THE STUMPERS!
I’M HUNGRY, SAID THE LORD!

Somebody on the park bench, head hanging down, like he’s dead, somebody stabbing his whole body with the whole bike!
ELEMENTS OF MY SUCCESS, SAID THE LORD!
LET’S GET THESE STORIES OUT, 1 BY 1!
DEATHS AND A MAGNITUDE OF
9 AND 10!
A RICHTER SCALE DEATH!

Black rim glass tape goes round and round, horizontal,
From his youth, to his grown up days, to a smile, several frames, frame after frame!
Falls down to the ground!
Wakes up in hell!
Why am I here!
A TIMELINE I HAVE FOR EVERYONE!
YOU DICTATE HOW IT WILL END!

AIM HIGH AND SWING LOW!
I’M GOING TO DO JUST LIKE URKEL, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO BUST UP YOUR LEGS, LIKE BASHING IN A POTATO!
I’M GOING TO SHATTER IT ALL THE WAY UP TO THE HIP AND MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WALK AGAIN!
Mean Gorilla, eyes popping out!
THE WIND BLOWS!

A VISION OF 10 ANGELS ALL WITH WEAPONS THE LORD SAID A TERROR SQUAD LIKE NO OTHER!! (Helicopter carrying Iran’s hard-line PRESIDENT Ebrahim Raisi AND FOREIGN MINISTER apparently crashes in foggy, mountainous region THEIR ALL DEAD!)

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