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A PARA MILITARY FORCE! I’M GOING TO STICK A STEAK KNIFE RIGHT THROUGH IT! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, SAID THE LORD! YOU’RE GOING TO CALL ME AND AARON LORD! I’M GOING TO PUT IT IN THE HEADLINES,RIGHT AFTER I BRUTALIZE YOU AGAIN! ON LAND AND SEA!

They think they know God, but they don’t know God!
VISION Somebody wrestling with somebody, threw him down, down on the bed and started pummeling him with their fists!

I’M GOING TO STRETCH IT OUT, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO RAISE MY FISTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN,
HIGH ALL THE WAY UP TO THE SKY, AND COME DOWN ON YOUR HEAD AGAIN AND AGAIN, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO STRETCH FAR AND COME DOWN NEAR, SAID THE LORD!

VISION OF A paramilitary type unit, at alley, 6, 7, 8 of us in gear!
Somebody coming down the street or something! Start running over officers, decked out gear, way down the street!

LORD SAID, PAYBACK, PANCAKE HEAD!
I’M GOING TO SQUISH IT HARD,
AND CRUSH IT LIKE A WATERMELON!
YOUR JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF!
I’M GOING TO MARCH RIGHT OVER IT!
A ZOOM CALL IN THE MAKING!

A PARA MILITARY FORCE!
I’M GOING TO STICK A STEAK KNIFE TIGHT THROUGH IT!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, SAID THE LORD!
YOU’RE GOING TO CALL ME AND AARON LORD!
I’M GOING TO PUT IT IN THE HEADLINES,
RIGHT AFTER I BRUTALIZE YOU AGAIN!


I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU TAKE IT TO AN APPEAL RIGHT AWAY!
THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE!
I’M GOING TO PEEL BACK THE HEAD AND THE ONION,
AND TAKE AWAY YOUR FALSE COLORS!
YOU’RE GOING TO PLAY PING PONG BACK AND FORTH!

I’M GOING TO DUST OFF MY BROOM,
AND SWEEP YOU RIGHT INTO THE OCEAN!
A CATACLYSMIC EVENT!

FOR THE SHERRIF ALSO!


NO STOPPING BUT A LOT OF YELLING!
I’M GOING TO WASH YOU UP ON THE SHORE LINE,
FOR BRAGGING ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO DO TO ME AND AARON!
YOUR ONE AND THE SAME, SAID THE LORD!


2 PEAS AND A POD, A GROSS MISCALCULATION ON YOUR PART, SAID THE LORD!

I SEE YOU FROM AFAR OFF!
I WROTE THE COMIC BOOK, SAID THE LORD OF YOUR DESTRUCTION!
YOU’RE GOING TO CLIMB THE LADDER OF SUCCESS!
AND I’M GOING TO SMACK YOU BACK DOWN WITH A BEAT DOWN AND A SMACK DOWN!
A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT, SAID THE LORD! NO IT WAS BY MY HAND, SAID THE LORD!
NOT BY POWER, NOT BY MIGHT, BUT BY MY SPIRIT, SAID THE LORD, THE ALMIGHTY GOD!

A TROJAN HORSE, IS DELIVERED UNTO YOU,
MADE OF STEEL AND PLASTIC!
I’M NOT GOING TO LEAVE A BLEMISH ON THE ROCKET! I’M GOING TO BURN IT ALL UP!

VISION, Somebody sitting down on a porch, putting on knee pads, gear!


A SMASHING SUCCESS, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO PUT PETERSBURG TO SHAME! (RUSSIAN BUS THROWN OFF BRIDGE)
A 3 POINT TRIGONOMETRY PROBLEM!
I’M GOING TO SMASH IT OVER YOUR HEADS!
YOU’RE GOING TO LEARN NOT TO DEFY ME, SAID THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!
I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU NOT TO BLASPHEME!

I STORED UP MY ANGER AGAINST YOU!
I’M GOING TO LET IT FLOW LIKE A RIVER,
A RIVER THAT HAS NO DAM!
RIGHT OVER THE CLIFF YOU WILL GO!
YOU’RE NOT A GOD, BUT A MAN!

Somebody SAYS We’re in the federal, I hear a laugh!
NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU AGAINST ME, SAID THE LORD!
I’M LAUGHING REAL HARD!
I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR BRAKES APART BEFORE YOU GET GOING,
AND BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS!
I’M GOING TO KILL WITH SUCH HATRED THAT THEY HAVE FOR YOU!
I’M GOING TO KILL THEM AND SPLATTER THEIR BLOOD,
AND THEIR LOVE ONES AS WELL!
I HEARD EVERY WORD OF HATE YOU SAID AGAINST HIM, SAID THE LORD!
BUT IT’S ME YOU HATE, NOT HIM!

I AM THE KILLER AND THE ZOOM GOD KILLER!
THERE’S NO FALSE ADVERTISING WITH ME, SAID THE LORD! I’M UPFRONT TELLING YOU WHO I AM, AND TELLING YOU, YOU CAN NOT STOP ME!

I’VE PLANNED YOUR GRAVE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN,
AND TRAVELED MILES OF ROAD ALONG YOUR CASKET ROUTE!
I HAD IT ALL MAPPED OUT BEFORE YOU WERE BORN,
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN ME!

YOU READ MY BOOK BEFORE HAND TO SEE WHAT I WAS !!!!!!!!!!
SO MANY PROPHECIES THAT WE CAN’T KEEP UP, THEY SAID!
A BOOK OF SHOW AND TELL!
THERE’S NOTHING FALSE ABOUT IT, THEY SAID!
OH CONGRESS, YOU SHOULD LISTEN, THEY WERE TOLD!
THEY SAID THE CHARGES MEAN NOTHING TO US ANY MORE, BUT THERE’S 1 HOLD OUT AMONG US,
AND WE’RE WAITING AND EXPECTING HIM TO DIE,
AND WE HOPE IT’S QUICK AND EARLY,
JUST LIKE HE SAID!

I’M GOING TO CRASH THE PARTY, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE MERRICK GARLAND BOB FOR APPLES!
AMONG HIS NEXT OF KIN!
I’M GOING TO BRING TEARS TO HIS AND ALL OF YOUR EYES!
I’M GOING TO BRANDISH MY WEAPON IN THE WIDE OPEN!

JASON HAS RETURNED, AND SHOWING NO MERCY!
I’M GOING TO DO A GYMNASTIC MANEUVER,
AND GIVE HIM A TALE FROM THE CRYPT!
A STUNNING DEVELOPMENT!

A PLASTIC FIGURE ACTION NEWS!
I’M GOING TO CRUSH HIM BIT BY BIT, THEN ALL AT ONCE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE HIS FRIENDS BEG HIM TO STOP, THEN I’M GOING TO MAKE HIM STOP,
BY TALLYING UP THE DEAD,
AND SHARING IT WITH THE NEWS!
I’M GOING TO MAKE HIM BLOCK RENO!
A VERY BAD BRUISE!

STAND STILL AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD!!!, I SAY UNTO MY PEOPLE!
YOU WILL BLASPHEME MY NAME NO MORE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE HIM SKINNY AS A STEEPLE!
I’M GOING TO HANG HIM FROM THE HIGHEST HEAVEN! I’M GOING TO HANG HIM OUT TO DRY!

NONE WILL STAY WITH HIM, SAID THE LORD!
A FOOL WILL THEY MAKE OF HIM!
THE TRUMP HATER, I’M GOING TO BASH HIS HEAD IN!
NO MORE TRIALS WILL BE MADE BY HIS HAND!
I’M GOING TO CRUSH BOTH OF THEM, AGAIN AND AGAIN!
A FOOL, THE WORLD WILL CALL HIM, THAT WILL BE HIS NEW NICKNAME!
DON’T PAIR UP WITH HIM, EVER AGAIN!
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE HE KNOWS, HE’S SICKENED AND DISAPPOINTED ME! I’M GOING TO VOMIT HIM UP RIGHT OFF THE EARTH!

STOMACH CANCER IS IN HIS BOWELS!
A MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!

I’LL MAKE YOU SHARE HIS TORMENT! YOU BETTER BACK UP OFF AARON, IMMEDIATELY, SAID THE LORD, OR I’LL GIVE IT TO YOU ALSO!
I’M GOING TO MAKE IT HURT BAD,
20 TIMES THE ROYALS PAIN!

A STARSHIP ACKNOWLEDGEMENT!

IT’S EULOGY TIME!
THE NEXT SPEAKER UP,
MIKE JOHNSON ON A PLATTER!

I’M GOING TO DISSECT HIM BIT BY BIT,
AND GIVE HIM CANCER ON HIS WRISTS!
HE WILL SIGN NO MORE BILLS!
HIM I’M GOING TO SPLIT!
I’M GOING TO COME DOWN ON HIM HARD!

HE’S TOO YOUNG, FOR THIS TO HAPPEN TOO, THEY WILL SAY!
BUT HE DEFIED THE GOD ALMIGHTY,
THOSE THAT I KILL EVERYDAY!
I’M GOING TO SPLATTER HIS BRAIN ACROSS THE NEWS!
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU REFUSE,
A BUSHELL BARRELL OF FUN,
MY FUN, SAID THE LORD!
A VICIOUS GOD CAME!

THE SHERIFF’S OFFICE WILL TRY TO PUT BACK!
SOMEBODY TELL THEM ABOUT THE SWAT TEAM AND THE OTHERS I PUT DOWN!
A SMILEY MOB ACTION!
Hear weeping and gnashing of teeth!
IN HELL WILL YOU RISE,
AFTER I BLUDGEON YOU TO DEATH!

I’M GOING TO CLEAR THE HEADLINE AND FILL THE WHOLE PAGE WITH AARON PRICE!
HE SPOKE MY WORD!!!


I’M GOING TO TAKE A LAWNMOWER TO YOUR TEETH!
RAT-A-TAT-TAT!


YOU THOUGHT I WAS BORN YESTERDAY! NO I’VE BEEN ON A LONG JOURNEY!
NOW I’M BACK TO COLLECT MY DUES, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO START WITH THOSE, THOSE THAT REFUSE!

THE CHARGES, YOU BRISTLED AT ME AGAIN AND AGAIN, EVERY DAY THAT YOU WAITED TO DROP THE CHARGES!
I’M ABOUT TO DROP A DEPTH/DEATH CHARGE ON YOUR ARMY!
AND YOUR SPECIAL FORCES ALIKE!
I’M GOING TO TEACH THEM NOT TO DEFY ME, SAID THE LORD!

AN OCEAN OF WATER!
I’M GOING TO BURY THEM IN IT!


I’M GOING TO SQUISH YOU LIKE THE E2 NIGHTCLUB!
A PILE OF DIRT OVER YOUR FOREHEAD!
I’M GOING TO PUT BODY ON TOP OF BODY!
CALL ME THE NUTCRACKER!
THE BONE BREAKER FROM ABOVE!
BAD NEWS, CERTAINLY BAD NEWS!
THEY WILL FLY NO MORE!
YOU’RE IN THE POLTERGEIST ERA, MY VENGEANCE, SAID THE LORD!
Special clothing this unit has!