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APRIL 18, 2024 – THUS SAITH THE LORD! WARN THEM! I’M GONNA MAKE A SENATOR YELL “IT’S ME GIVE ME SOME HELP OVER HERE!” YOU WILLFULLY DISOBEYED ME! NOW I’M GONNA SMACK YOU IN THE FACE! RIGHT ABOVE YOUR NOSE AND TAIL PIPE! I’M GONNA CRUSH THE SISTERHOOD! AND BLANKET THE PLANE WITH DOPE! HE WAS A WELL ADMIRED SENATOR! SEE A VISION OF NEWSCASTERS ON FOX AND FRIENDS THE TALL BLONDE GUY SAYS! ” HE WAS AN ADMIRED SENATOR”, MEMORIALIZING HIM” SAID THE LORD! I ALSO SEE CNN SAYING “I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!” THE LORD SAID I DON’T BLUFF! I JUST TAKE CHARGES AWAY! ****** MY MONSTER ARE ABOARD PLANES NOW. SITTING ON THE THROTTLE. THEY CAN’T WAIT. LOOSEN YOUR NECKTIE.  I’M GOING TO THROW THE PLANET INTO CHAOS. ******

THE FUSELAGE IS MISSING. I’M GOING TO SNATCH THE FUSELAGE CLEAR OUT OF SIGHT.
A JUMBO JET LIKE JAPAN. THIS TIME I’M GONNA BURN IT UP IN FLIGHT!

THE GROUND CREW WILL BE AMAZED. NOTHING FOR THEM TO DO BUT GO HOME AND DRY THEIR TEARS. I’M GONNA MAKE SURE IT DOESN’T MAKE THE RUNAWAY.

I’M GOING TO PUT EVERYONE OF ALL INTO A BOX. (CASKET) FOR CHALLENGING ME AGAIN.

I’M GONNA A SLICE AND DICE AND WARP THE PLANE!

DISASTER AFTER DISASTER A STUNNING REBUKE

WHAT’S THE VALUE OF A HOODRAT?
THAT’S WHAT YOU CALLED AARON.
I’M GONNA BLOW IT UP IN YOUR FACE AND STUFF THOSE WORDS DOWN YOUR THROAT!
A MAJOR FORM OF CANCER!
FLORIDA!
BACK OFF!

I’M GONNA TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR HOPE.
I LIKE SEEING A SLOW DEATH, SAID THE LORD.
THE WHEEL IS TURNING, BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH
MORE PERIOD I’M GONNA BAKE SOME MORE BREAD AND FISH FLOUNDER. SOME MORE FISH.
BACK OFF

A CHOO CHOO TRAIN CASKETS ARE ON THE WAY! (THE CASKETS WERE LINED UP IN THE VIDEO IN A STRAIGHT LINE LIKE A CHOO CHOO TRAIN HOURS AFTER THE LORD SAID IT!) I’M GOING TO DO A FACTOR OR 10 (10 PEOPLE DIED! PLANES VS HELICOPTER DOWN, LET’S NOT SPLIT HAIRS!


I’M GOING TO PUT EVERYONE OF ALL INTO A BOX! (CASKETS)! FOR CHALLENGING ME AGAIN.
I’M GONNA A SLICE AND DICE AND WARP THE PLANE
VICIOUSLY SAID THE LORD! THEN I’M GOING TO MIRROR IT IN YOUR PERSONAL LIVES!

JUST LIKE I CRUSHED,THE BALTIMORE BRIDGE.

I’M GONNA SLICE IT IN HALF. AND I’M GONNA BE THE TOP MURDERER ON YOUR MIND, AND THROW OUT THE CHARGES!

A STICK OF DYNAMITE.
I’M GONNA STICK IN THE PLANE.
RIGHT UP THE CENTER AISLE, THEN I’M GONNA MAKE IT RAIN.
YOUR LAST WEIRD CHALLENGE ME HERE. HERE LIES THE FOOL THAT DARED CHALLENGE ME

TRY TO MAKE ME WAIT.
DEATH I SET THEM A DATE!

VISION—SEE A KINDERGARTENS TEACHER SAYING LETS HAVE FUN WITH RADIATION.
LET’S SPELL RADIATION!  THESE ARE ANGELS HAVING FUN!

I TELL MY ANGELS WHAT TO DO FIRST ALONG WITH MY MONSTERS!

AND YOU THOUGHT KILLING AARON WAS GOING TO STOP YOU!

SEE A PUMPKIN HEAD RIDER ON A TRICYCLE WITH A BIG SMILE GOING DOWN THE STREET!

THE LORD SAID HIS NAME IS CALLED DISASTER AND HE’S HEADED YOUR WAY!

I’M GOING MAKE YOU SIT PATIENTLY WHILE I THROW THE BALL LIKE FOR A DOG!

EAR SOMEBODY SAYING GET UP AGAINST THE WALL.

A 98 POUND WEAKLING
I’M GOING TO SPRINKLE DEATH THEIR EYES
A PAINFUL DEATH
IT’S BBQ TIME LET’S GET THAT TRADITION GOING.

I’M GOING TO DO A SPEED ROT RIGHT UP THE CANAL OF YOUR NOSE.
GOING TO GIVE YOU A NOSE BLEED FROM HELL
I’M GOING TO BURN YOU NOSTRILS OUT LIKE TISSUE PAPER
I’M GOING TO SPEED UP THE CANCER GROWTH. THEN GIVE YOU A TRIAL BY FIRE.

FANNIE MAE, I’M COMING TO GET HER NEXT, SAID THE LORD. I’M CUEING IT UP SAID THE LORD.
THE CALVARY IS HERE!

LETITIA JAMES I’M COMING FOR HER ALSO SAITH THE LORD! I’M CUEING EVERYBODY UP!

TIME TO BARBECUE.
MY MONSTER ARE ABOARD PLANES NOW.
SITTING ON THE THROTTLE. THEY CAN’T WAIT. LOOSEN YOUR NECKTIE.  I’M GOING TO THROW THE PLANET INTO CHAOS.

IT’S THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH.
I’M GOING TO TURN IT INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE NIGHT.
10:20AM
YOU’RE GOING TO REGRET NOT DROPPING THOSE CHARGES.
SPELL DOOM.
1031AM
I’M GONNA GIVE YOU A RENOVATION AWARD.
A QUICK FIXER UP, I’M GONNA PULL BACK THE HEAVY TIDE AND CRASH THE PLANE.
1034 AM
I KNOW YOU COULDN’T FIND A PEN TO DROP THE CHARGERS.
SO I’M GOING TO FIND ONE FOR YOU.
A STUBBORN SETBACK. SPECIAL DELIVER
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU FIGHT OVER THE PEN. TO SEE WHO’S GONNA GET FIRED FIRST. I’M GONNA DUST OFF THE TOP OF THE HOUSES. AND MAKE IT A FRANKFORT TOWN.
A HOT DOG TERROR SANDWICH.
COOKED WELL DONE! I’M GONNA KEEP THE BUN IN THE OVEN FOR THE PUBLIC TO WATCH.
A SHEET METAL GRAZING YOU WILL SAY.
THIS GOD IS VICIOUS THEY’LL SAY!
PICK A PLANET. I MAKE SURE ALL PLANETS KNOW ABOUT ME. FIRST AND FOREMOST.

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE TOO STRONG FOR ME. WHAT A JOKE. I’M GONNA MAKE YOU A STRANGER TO THE FLAMES. IT’S COCKPIT HOUR
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SHARE A SANDWICH, A TERROR SANDWICH. ALMOST EVERY HOUR.
A TWO FOR 2 PLANE!
NO RESPONSE FROM THE RADIO.  PICK UP THE ZOOM CALL.
I HAVEN’T FORGOT ABOUT YOU.