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THUS SAITH THE LORD! JUMBO JET CRASH!   A 50 FOOT DROP!  THEY BARELY  GOT OFF THE GROUND!  I WAS WAITING IN THE WINGS TO KNOCK THE PLANE BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!  I’M GONNA STOMP ON YOU HEAVILY!  A MASS KILLING!  CARNAGE!  A LIP SYNC ERROR!  I KNOW EVERY WORD YOU SAID AND THOUGHT!  I’M GONNA PROVE IT TO YOU!  A SYMBOL OF WHAT’S COMING TO YOU! THE INTERNET IS A BUZZ ABOUT YOUR PLANE DOWN!   I’M GOING TO PUT YOU ON THE INTERNATIONAL PLAN! I’M GOING TO TERRORIZE YOU ALL OVER THE WORLD! THERE’S  NOWHERE YOU CAN GO THAT TERROR WO’NT FOLLOW!  SCORE ONE FOR THE VICTOR!  THE VICTOR IS ALWAYS ME SAITH THE LORD!  YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN ME!  I COME A LONG WAY TO FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU THAT I COULD TERRORIZE!

I’M GONNA SLICE IT IN HALF. AND I’M GONNA BE THE TOP MURDERER ON YOUR MIND AND THROW OUT THE CHARGES.

A STICK OF DYNAMITE.

I’M GONNA STICK IN THE PLANE.

RIGHT UP THE CENTER 

AISLE, THEN I’M GONNA MAKE IT RAIN.

HERE LIES THE FOOL THAT DARED CHALLENGE ME

TRY TO MAKE ME WAIT.

WITH DEATH, I SET THEM A DATE!

MY MONSTERS ARE ABOARD PLANES NOW.

SITTING ON THE THROTTLE. THEY CAN’T WAIT. LOOSEN YOUR NECKTIE. I’M GOING TO THROW THE PLANET INTO CHAOS.

IS THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH!

I’M GOING TO TURN IT INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE NIGHT!

IT’S COCKPIT HOUR!

I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SHARE A SANDWICH, A TERROR SANDWICH. ALMOST EVERY HOUR. 

A TWO FOR 2 FOR 1 PLANE! (OR HELICOPTER LET’S NOT SPLIT HAIRS!)


ENRICHED URANIUM!  SOONER THAT YOU THOUGHT! A SURPRISE ATTACK!  I’M GOING TO CATCH YOU FLAT FOOTED AND BAREFOOT!  I’M GOING TO SQUEEZE YOU NOSE AND MAKE YOU COUGH UP BLOOD!  I WARNED YOU OVER AND OVER!  DON’T HAVE COURAGE AGAINST GOD!  I’M GOING TO BURN YOU LIKE TISSUE PAPER!  THE BURNED MAN WAS A SYMBOL! I’M GOING TO PUT THE PARTY, RALLY DOWN! I WILL MOVE MOUNTAINS FOR AARON!  I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW IT’S DONE!  YOU WILL LAUGH AT ME KNOW MORE, NOR MY CHILD!  ELBO ROOM!  I’M GOING TO KNOCK YOU ASIDE, RIGHT DOWN THE SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN!  A SPECIAL FORCES NIGHTMARE!  MANY DEAD, A HALLOWEEN NIGHTMARE!  PLOT AGAINST ME! I HERE EVERY WORD YOU SAY AND THINK!


NOBODY CAN OUT HUSTLE ME!  I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE SAITH THE LORD!  AND I‘VE GOT ALL POWER IN HEAVEN AND EARTH!  I OWN THE EARTH AND NOT YOU, AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!  I’M A JACK OF ALL TRADES!  I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU WITH MY BELT BUCKLE!  LIKE I DID THE KIDS IN THE ACCIDENTS!  ACCIDENTS ARE COMMING YOUR WAY! TERRIBLE AND GRUESOME!  LET’S SEE HOW BRAVE YOU ARE WHEN I TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR STEERING WHEEL!  I’M GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY TIME MACHINE! YOU DIDN’T THINK I HAD ONE!  SHE AND THEM ARE DEAD! 

I’M GOING TO SCRATCH THE WALLS WITH BLOOD LIKE A TIGER!  A SLAM DUNK CASE, OR SO YOU THOUGHT!  I NEVER LOSE! I TAKE MY TIME!  I BRING THE PAIN!  DEAD BODIES GALORE! MY EAR MARK SIGNATURE!  I’M GOING TO BREAK BOTH YOUR NOSES! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN ME!  TRYING TO RESCUE YOUR CASE AND SEE WHAT WITNESSES TO CALL FIRST!  I’M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU CALL 911 FIRST!  I WILL NOT NEGOTIATE!  NOR WILL YOU BEND MY WILL!